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Lithiumfoxx
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[2007-01-09 17:17:18 +0000 UTC]
"God awful Jackass"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 222; Deviations: 175; Watchers: 45
Watching: 64; Pageviews: 14349; Comments Made: 3666; Friends: 64
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Ralph Steadman, Charles Addams, Rob Zombie, Antonio Prohias, Tim Burton, Joe Murray, Quentin.Favorite movies: Un Chien andalou, Natural Born Killers, Cannibal Holocaust, Steamboat Itchy, Gilliam Flicks .
Favorite bands / musical artists: SINGS like a Hyena on acid gargling razor blades and the Don't quit your day jobs.
Favorite writers: Howard Phillips Lovecraft, Chuck Palahniuk, George Carlin, Jonathon Ian Mathers.
Favorite games: How many car alarms can I set off at the same time before anyone cares
Favorite gaming platform: The Game called, " Go Insane. " Also, Anything I can cheat at except Monopoly on Cocaine.
Tools of the Trade: The Sharp Pen, The Dull Sword, Vengeful Zen, and the Word. Also, My Cock.
Other Interests: Choas, The Mind, Breaking News about a horrible natural or man made disaster, Kangaroos.
# About me
Current Residence: A World where the color Green Causes Cancer.
Favourite genre of music: I don't hear the music, but I dance anyway.
Favourite photographer: Anyone not employed by the CIA, Police, or Mafia. Nudity Inclined.
Favourite style of art: Cartoon, Surrealism, Abstraction, Cinema, The Mind on Choas.
Operating System: Booze and Coffee mostly; Also, Mescaline when available.
MP3 player of choice: Stolen off a Truck.
Shell of choice: Snail With Shattered Kaleidoscope glass glued to it
Wallpaper of choice: Transparent with ultraviolet and infared borders, also paneling.
Skin of choice: Any Poisonous Reptilian one, makes one Fuck Damn Coo pair of Sneakers.
Favourite cartoon character: The Mirror Study.
Personal Quote: He's a sadistic rapist, She's a nympho masochist, They both enjoy shopping for funny hats.
# Comments
Comments: 152
That's a good quote, And coming from a Guy that finds Kangaroos....Sensual and believes that Japan is a Fictional land in a world without The word the. Sorry, I wandered off again....
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either my energy levels are looking up or I'm having a heart attack.
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Well,Maybe. Copasetic,and tense.
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Random Senseless Unconcious thoughts:
"Go Team Evil Midget!"
" Why would you want a leaf blower you can't have sex with Sister?"
" Rmeinds me of the time I was Ice fishing in south Africa and my My big toe spontaneously combusted."
" The thing that would suck about being a human canon ball is that you were always getting fired. "
" If it's Green. It'll Cause Cancer. Rest of the Day to yeah."
" I'd like to drive down to the Texan state border and make a bunch of mocking faces, You know Take a piss on the ground from New Mexico and poke at the air...Mess with it."
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>_<... Not another cool guy I haven't been watching...
Well, I'll rectify this... Just remember, you got yourself a cool loopy style.
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Loopy eh, That'll work. I am the anti-drug as well it seems, Trippin without drugs has been attributed to me recently.
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Downer and kinda Cidal, Think the time has come to at last slice my sides open and chew on my own Adrenal Glands while they are still attached.
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Uh, dude, I don't hink those are adrenal glands yer talking about...
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I Distinctly Reclaim my Sack for The Fictional land of Sweden....Or,
LOL, I thought My Adrenal Chrome tasted like Testosterone and Bagels Turns out I've been Gnawing on my Sweaty Balls the whole time,Lol....Or....I'd better take my severed still attacted Gonads out of my Mouth and Find a Medical book before I loose Interest in this Here...Kangaroo.
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Thanks for the fave, I have to say I am surprised..
I like my pants in a cube.
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I can't believe I haven't watch this place yet. God I love trippy art
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I'm here to make you think with drawings of things that never were, But Mainly to Entertain while doing Un-Scrupulous things to my physical crevices while thinking about You Ladies.
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thanks for the watch and comments
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All for the sake Of tastelessness I assure you.
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Am I the only one who thinks its screwy that we live in a modern time when we as a society have diapers for dogs and leashes for children?
If I was a merciless criminal I'd transport my cocaine by trained messengar pigeon, Imagine that Pigeons in the park pecking at seed and one of them has a light vial of crack strapped to it's leg. That would be a two for one for homeless rat people. In fact this might be a good enough Idea to Instigate a mischievious blood feud between PETA and the DEA.
I got a phone call from a friend recently he told about this weird dream he just had. I never a-Gain want to hear anyone say, " Hey Man, I had this wild sex dream, Your naked Grandmother and me were going at it pretty heavy, but the crazy thing is that you were there!"
Dirty jokes are fun, Hearing a woman say, " I swallow." is a perverse turn on, Unless it's your Mother or Daughter. Getting involved in a three way with a good friend and his super hot girl would be a great dream come true, Unless you find out the worst way possible that your best friend is a Bi-sexual.
I still think that a good suicide would be to lay down next to a fire ant hill, cover yourself in three pounds of sugar and wait a while.
What if when someone snapped and savagely massacred a dozen people at a small party he blamed it on continueously loosing several board games to his neighbors and family. " Those bastards Cheated at Snakes and ladders one to many times so I had to decapitate them and resume our round of Hungry Hungry Hippos!"
If there was a version of that Jackass Show in the middle east I bet you'd see a one legged man go through a mind field on a pogo stick while they played Punk Rock on a Lute.
Imagine a whole Family of folks with Tourette's syndrome going on summer vacation, He'd be sweurving on the road and they'd all be singing Something tasteful like All around the Cun* Suck Bush the Monkey Tw** Violently Ass F'ked the D**e's Mother F'k'n Crap hole.
In High school I was voted most likely to take over the world....You wouldn't believe how hard it is to get a government grant to do that.
Imagine a bunch of guys playing poker and they all have great hands but everyone's already put up their cars and house deeds and watches and the like so they just start to raise the pot with their own viable human organs. " I'll see your bet of a kidney and raise it a tremendous chunk of my liver.".
Whenever someone tells me that theyβve made a VooDoo doll of me, I always reply, β Arenβt you a little old to be playing with dolls and forbidden dark magic? β .
I think that when youβre proposing marriage, A bad thing to say would be, β Hey, you wouldnβt believe how cheap I got this ring at the police auction because it was on the finger of some Bloated whore they found dead inside of a trunk! β .
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Out of all of the hilariously outrageous statements you made, I still think the crack pigeon and homeless rat people was my favorite with the wedding ring a close second.
Anything that can make me choke while drinking is worthy of notation. Congratulations.
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To be Blatant, My Insomnia is beginning to interfere with my recreational Alcoholism, What a Downer it's time to slam the pen to the paper.
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Quote me on this one Folks,
" Sure we can sit here and explain the secrets of the universe, But can we proove them? ".
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I'm a Loser. Good to know their are others.
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Compliments from a talking toaster and a sloth armed with Bx2 Artilery which ride the Rails.....This and More in the next publication of my weekly Magazine, " Things That make stop vomitting and thinK. " Which is of course a Bi Annualy Circulated rag, available elsewhere.
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Dustin...radical art, dude! 
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Always Appreciated, Sometimes enough to make me hungry for Turqoise waffles oblivious to reflected light of peach syrup with a side of Cow blood. I like the Supporting non Pretentious wording without another reason , Big yourself up for the complimentary Bx2 Swollen up in your FuTure Foes heads, For Karma shall not disolate you Sloth of the Rails.
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One thing I must share, that is weird to me, is just that I find it so amazing there is such a thing as an "Original Dickenson's cleansing astringent" in the first place..
But as a second part oddity, it is even more bizarre to me that there was a coupon for it.
Random outburst..
Lucky you. ^.-
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Hello Kitty, ( Evil Laugh. ) Yes!
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You have a great gallery, and also an incredible and interestingly bizarre sense of humor. Love it.
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I'm still Laughing about, but, Please no more Cracks about my
Fox Hole
please.
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Note to Self: No more Triple takes in Commenting, No More Fan Art...Also Remember that You simply have no ability to Un-Castrate a Deity.
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I hate to think Negatively, But I'M convinced it's only a matter of time before Someone Checks my gallery out and types in,
" I hate your crude Work, Also you are an Asshole My good man. " In far more colorful terminology mind you.
Right now, Egh, nice and steady...But for how long?
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hey sweetheart im luvin the new da icon : )
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I've always liked it sketchy and dirty.. ^.-
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Yep, Pantseeker, Smokin up the Ol' Trust Fund. Tis the American Way.
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Thanks for the kind words and favorites!!
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hey, you have a nice gallery here, keep them deviations coming
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