Gummy-B [2020-03-10 00:32:26 +0000 UTC]

[The video starts with the black screen with the text says "THE TOURETTES GUY", the phone ringing is heard in the background, then it cuts to Danny is on the phone, already sitting down on the chair]

Operator: Colgate Consumer Affairs.

Danny: Yes. I bought your Colgate Toothpaste. The one with tartar control. And it made me feel... like a piece of shit!

Operator: Sir?

Danny: This is bullshit!

Operator: Sir, hold on one moment.

(The Police's "Every Breath You Take" playing)

Danny: I hope this is the Puff Daddy version of this song. Not that Sting piece of shit! (as he bobs his head to the music and pauses)

Sting: ♪ Every breath you take ♪ (he realizes it is indeed the Sting version)

Danny: (screaming): Fuck! (he slams the Colgate toothpaste down) Damn it! Holy shit!

Operator: Sir?

Danny: Balls!

Operator: Sir, can you repeat your problem again?

Danny: Yes. I bought your Colgate Toothpaste. The one with tartar control. And it made me feel like a piece of shit!

Operator: Sir, if you would like a refund--

Danny: I pissed! (the camera pans down to Danny's crotch with a wet spot on it. Danny discovers that he got hanged up) Fucking hung up my ass!

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montag451 [2019-07-31 01:17:40 +0000 UTC]

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