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Emoir
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[2015-06-25 03:47:17 +0000 UTC]
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Favourites: 5490; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 214
Watching: 3; Pageviews: 34070; Comments Made: 10926; Friends: 3
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: carnazzo, 0378470, blastcrash, satrn, colbies# Comments
Comments: 1752
wow smh u didnt even reply to the reply here box. reported
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๐๐reply here to commet!๐๐๐๐๐ฉ
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The FitnessGramโข Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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where is the previous owner of this accountย
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hey who was the previous owner of this account??
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cancerous musical.ly kid
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What's my ๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ? ๐บ๐นโโDid you just ๐ฑ ask me ๐๐ what my ๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ ๐ง๐ฝ๐ฆ๐ฝ wasโโ๏ธOh my god, you are LITERALLY ๐๐ป the most IGNORANT ๐ฉ AND ILLTERATE ๐๐๐ โโ FUCK I have EVER seen๐๐๐ browsing before ๐๐๐๐๐ What gives you the RIGHT โ๏ธโ๏ธ to ask me what my ๐บ๐น๐บ๐นย ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎย is? ๐๐๐ MHMM? NOTHING โโ THATS WHAT โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธSince you're SOOOOOOO curious๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ I'll have you know โ๐ผโ๐ผโ๐ผโ๐ผ that I am a ๐บ๐น F U C K I N G N I G G E R ๐น๐บ I'm not gonna sit here โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ and explain ๐ข๐ข what that is to someone as IGNORANT ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways โ๐ผ๏ธ๐๐ผโ๐ผ๐๐ผโ๐ผ๐๐ผ eing N ๐บ I ๐น G ๐บ G ๐น E ๐บ R ย means that I am both B L A C K๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฝ (cis scum๐ท๐ท๐ท๐ท๐ท) and W H I T E ๐ง๐ฝ๐ ๐๐ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ I can swap โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโก๏ธโฌ ๏ธ between these races ๐๐ป๐ as I pleaseโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ You're ignorance ๐ท is literally OOZING ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ out ๐๐๐ท๐ท๐๐ท๐๐๏ปฟ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ
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Hump me, fuck me
Daddy better make me choke (you better)
Hump me, fuck me
My tunnel loves to deep throat
Lick, lick, lick, lick
I want to eat yo' dick
But I can't fuck up my nails
So imma pick it up with chopsticks
[Bridge]
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep, I can't speak a sentence
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep I can't speak a sentence
[Verse 1]
My fingers in it, gentle
Explore this nigga mental
Imma write my name on his dick
Don't need a pen or a pencil
All I need is my body
My pussy pink just like salami
Don't need no drink to get naughty
Cause bitch I'm not Bill Cosby
My pussy mean, and it's clean
I'm not a squirter, I cream
Keep it smelling like baby wipes
I never smell like sardines
This will never fucking end
Ballerina that dick when I spin
I fucked this nigga so good
I ain't swallow one kid, I think I swallowed twins
[Hook]
[Bridge]
[Verse 2]
Just come put it down my butt
Let's shoot a movie, no cuts
Ride the dick, get my nipples licked
That's breastfeeding while we fuck
Finna get the dick wet and firm
You better sweat me out of my perm
Can't wait till it's my turn
I wanna blow bubbles with sperm
Wanna hit it from the back
Let me arch my back
Once I arch my back
That mean attack this pussy
Don't need a pornstar
Cause I'm the moderin
All my spit on his dick
Sound like I'm gargling
Make him bust three nuts, is the task
My panties stuck in my ass
So I pulled them down to show him the pearl
Made his pubic hairs curl fast
[Outro]
Fuck this pussy
Fuck this pussy
Fuck this pussy
Come fuck this pussy
Fuck this pussy
Fuck this pussy
Fuck this pussy
Come fuck this pussy
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Dear masochisms, it would be really nice if you could stop stalking me. im tired of seeing your name in my visitors list everyday. ty.
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Here in my garage with my pasta linguini, but you know what I like more than pasta linguini? Macaroni. That's why I bought 7 new cupboards and filled them with over 2,000 new Kraft macaroni and cheese boxes. It's like the master chef Betty Crocker said, "the more you eat, the more you pasta." Now maybe you've seen my ted ex talk where I talk about how I eat a box of mac and cheese a day. You know, I eat a box of mac and cheese once a day not to show off, again it's about the pasta. In fact, the real reason I keep this pasta linguini isn't to show off. It's a reminder that wet noodle dreams are still possible. Not long ago, I was in a little town across the country, eating spaghetti scrap from an italian restaurant dumpster, no culinary arts degree to my name. But you know what, something happened that day that changed my life. I bumped into our lord and savior, the flying spaghetti monster, hallowed be his name. He showed me what he did to become a true pasta lord. Now this isn't a "get pasta quick scheme". I'm not promising you that tomorrow you're gonna go out and buy yourself some pasta linguini, but what I am telling you is, it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps. So, I record a little two minute video on my website. Not too impressive, like I said, it's on my iphone, but it's real. So, I'm gonna give you the three most important things you can do today. Invest in macaroni. Always start your pasta cooking with a rolling boil. Don't be a crooked noodle.
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You are about to get spammed with 600 dank memes. Prepare all nukes and weapons for the Great Spam War. If you can contain the amount of spam I have, you will be granted with special powers that allow you to smoke weed 200 times harder. Not only that, but you will have a laggy as fuck laptop. You know how lucky you are?????? My laptop runs at 669FPS and it never lags or is slow. YOU LUCKY SON OF A GUN. You will pay the price by me giving you a link (Which shall contain a download) which will wipe all your memory off the face of this universe and overwrite it with my own software, Memesoftlocker2.0000.0. You are so damn lucky you know that? NOT EVEN I HAVE IT SLUT. But if you were able to read up to this point congratulations, you suck. But click this link www.mymom.;;;;;;/eeeeeeee.crash; and you will be taken to a memory erase phrase. You lucky slut, but you will get the best computer software ever that makes your computer lag so bad that you can't even use it. LIKE HOW AMAZING??? Yes, I promise you this is 420% legit. But if you spread this abusive software you have EARNED I will suck you off this living universe so be careful buddy. Now, Please stop reading this message as it ends now...
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Whatever kid. Oh I'm sorry did I fucking trigger you? Were you fucking triggered you little cry baby? Fuck off. Literally saying not a fucking word to you and you're gonna fucking mute me because you have a problem with me just fucking talking shit in all chat? Honestly go fuck yourself to the highest fucking caliber you fucking asshole. So sick of little fucking bitches like you who fucking have a fucking opinion like you're fucking sitting over there like, oh I'm some fucking problem to you because I'm not even fucking saying a fucking word to you. Fuck off. Call it what you fucking asshole? Hormonal? Kid you're a fucking bullshitter. You're a fucking bullshitter. Go fuck yourself. You ain't fucking nothing. You ain't fucking anyone. You ain't got a fucking clue in your fucking head who I am or what I'm fucking about. That I'm fucking calling these fucking kids tryhards, has your fucking panties in a bunch for what? For what? For fucking what kid? Honestly I'm fucking sick of kids like you. Literally go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself and everything that you fucking stand for because I'm gonna tell you right now, you don't stand for shit kid. You don't stand for fucking shit. Please. Yeah, talk in all chat. Yeah like anybody fucking cares kid go find a fucking friend to talk to, right? Because you can't fucking talk to me, you can't fucking treat me like a fucking person. You ain't fucking real kid. You ain't fucking real. You ain't got a fucking real fucking bone in your fucking body kid. So go fucking all chat, and make some fucking friends. Alright? You can make some fucking friends because "Oh, this guy's hormonal," pffft "Uh I'm gonna mute him," pffft fuck off. You're literally a fucking cancer on this fucking world kid. Never fucking forget it.
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it was my pleasure
btw skype was beign shitty for me so talk to me in this chat
chat.deviantart.com/chat/penisโฆ
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wot just happened?? I literally just was looking at your trash ( and realized you unwatched me, okay fam ) but haha, "mk" bullshit drama is a bitch k
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it doesnt matterย
ohh i did a huge unwatch spree bc i was watching 600 something people
i accidentally unwatched some of my friends
let me rewatch you
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im sorry
I NEED TO DO THAT JFC. I'm watching like 59383 people and it only keeps growing. I need to stop looking at people's Art kms
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