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HurminaI
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[2013-08-19 22:48:14 +0000 UTC]
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Happy Birthday!
Hope you are going to have a wonderful day. :3c
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literally within half an hour of the direct ending, scorbunny already fell victim to r34
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does somebody not know how to flush the toilet after they had a SHET
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OKAY FELLAS 😤👊🏼 YALL 👥KNOW ‼️🤔 WHAT THE FUCK🖕🏻IS UP ⬆️ ITS NO 🙅♂️🚫NUT🥜 NOVEMBER🍂🍁 MAKE SURE 👍🏻 TO KEEPY 👀✊️ YALLS PEEPEE😱 IN UR 👈 PANTS 👖🤤 OR ELSE THE NUT 🥛🥜 MONSTER 👹 WILL CUM 💦 4 U 🙆♂️😫 AND DEEPTHROAT UR GINORMOUS COCK 🍆🍆😩💦💦 STAY ✋️STRONG 💪🏼👅 BOYS🍆🍆 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ OF THE BIGGEST 🙄 DICKED 😵🥒 FELLAS 👬 YALL KNO 🤔💡 IF U GET 0️⃣ BACK, U HAVE ✊️ A SMALL 😂 PEEPEE 🤢🤢 IF U GET 5️⃣ BACK, U 🤗 WILL GET UR 👉🏻 PEEPEE🍆 SUCCED 👅💋 IN DICKCEMBER 🎄🎄 GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK 🗣😻 AND U WILL BE FUCKED 😷😜 BY THE BADDEST 👩🎤👄BITCH ✋️💋 ON 🔛THE BLOCK 🍆👄💦🥜
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I WAS SO SCARED THAT YOU BLOCKED ME OUT OF NOWHERE BUT THEN I REALISED YOU CHANGED YOUR USERNAME IM AN IDIOT
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i never knew it was your birthday what the fuck
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On behalf of the birthdays team, I sincerely apologize that your greeting has arrived late this year.
We hope you had an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!
Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team
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Birthdays Team
This birthday greeting was brought to you by: KoudelkaW
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Ay
Fonsi
DY
Oh
Oh no, oh no
Oh yeah
Diridiri, dirididi Daddy
Go
Sí, sabes que ya llevo un rato mirándote
Tengo que bailar contigo hoy (DY)
Vi que tu mirada ya estaba llamándome
Muéstrame el camino que yo voy (Oh)
Tú, tú eres el imán y yo soy el metal
Me voy acercando y voy armando el plan
Solo con pensarlo se acelera el pulso (Oh yeah)
Ya, ya me está gustando más de lo normal
Todos mis sentidos van pidiendo más
Esto hay que tomarlo sin ningún apuro
Despacito
Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito
Deja que te diga cosas al oído
Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo
Despacito
Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito
Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto
Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito (sube, sube, sube)
(Sube, sube)
Quiero ver bailar tu pelo
Quiero ser tu ritmo
Que le enseñes a mi boca
Tus lugares favoritos (favoritos, favoritos baby)
Déjame sobrepasar tus zonas de peligro
Hasta provocar tus gritos
Y que olvides tu apellido (Diridiri, dirididi Daddy)
Si te pido un beso ven dámelo
Yo sé que estás pensándolo
Llevo tiempo intentándolo
Mami, esto es dando y dándolo
Sabes que tu corazón conmigo te hace bom, bom
Sabes que esa beba está buscando de mi bom, bom
Ven prueba de mi boca para ver cómo te sabe
Quiero, quiero, quiero ver cuánto amor a ti te cabe
Yo no tengo prisa, yo me quiero dar el viaje
Empecemos lento, después salvaje
Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando poquito a poquito
Cuando tú me besas con esa destreza
Veo que eres malicia con delicadeza
Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito
Y es que esa belleza es un rompecabezas
Pero pa montarlo aquí tengo la pieza
Despacito
Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito
Deja que te diga cosas al oído
Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo
Despacito
Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito
Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto
Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito (sube, sube, sube)
(Sube, sube)
Quiero ver bailar tu pelo
Quiero ser tu ritmo
Que le enseñes a mi boca
Tus lugares favoritos (favoritos, favoritos baby)
Déjame sobrepasar tus zonas de peligro
Hasta provocar tus gritos
Y que olvides tu apellido
Despacito
Vamos a hacerlo en una playa en Puerto Rico
Hasta que las olas griten "¡ay, bendito!"
Para que mi sello se quede contigo
Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito
Que le enseñes a mi boca
Tus lugares favoritos (favoritos, favoritos baby)
Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito
Hasta provocar tus gritos
Y que olvides tu apellido (DY)
Despacito
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=dES4ba…
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I want to have hot steaming sex with Marge Simpson, I'll look like the cookie monster from eating Marge's pussy and ass. Homer does not need to know and Marge won't tell because i know that she is actually a freak. I'm gonna go baby Bart Simpson on her tits because I'll be treating those tits like actual jugs of milk. I will look like that kid who ate mud because I know that she doesn't clean that sweet yellow ass of hers. The bed will be soaked in sweat and pussy juice from our passionate fucking, the bedroom will look like she was attacked by an animal which actually won't be to far from the truth. The smell of cum, pussy-juice and sweat will stay in the room for weeks. She won't be able to walk properly for three whole days, just imagining this is making me so fucking horny right now like holy shit. I can see marge sitting on my face while moaning the classic sound she makes when she is angry. Her moans will be heard all over Evergreen Terrace and Ned will have to cover the ears of his children from the unholy noises. We can try to choke her with that blue hair of hers, when I feel her shivering because of the intensity of her orgasm both of us will know it was worth it. She will scream in pain when I penetrate that pussy but that won't stop me from going harder and harder until she is filled to the brim. I will expand her anal cavity as if my cock was one of those torture tools. No amount of lube(not that she will use any anyways) will make this experience painless for her but I know that it is what she want's because when I blast that ass like a naval cannon she will turn around and beg for more. I'll fuck her till every hole in her body is filled with my seed. Her face will look like the Joker in The Dark Knight after I'm done . Come to think of it those sweaty thighs can rub my claymore. Our session will be so violent that we will have to keep a doctor on speed dial just for safety. So in conclusion I would have sex with Marge.
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