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UnicornReality
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[2005-05-31 18:31:58 +0000 UTC]
"Fire up the Quattro"
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 9605; Deviations: 851; Watchers: 4875
Watching: 387; Pageviews: 1096647; Comments Made: 114221; Friends: 387
# Interests
Other Interests: I enjoy unicorns and dinosaurs.# About me
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Oh hello there.
I am not really a unicorn despite all my wishes. I dye my hair too much and like to have everything covered in a fine layer of glitter. I can often be found in cake aisles touching the produce or looking at baby clothes and sobbing softly. I have an odd obsession with collecting gas masks and this has led me to be ready for the revolution, whenever that will be. Soon. Soooon.
I also enjoy moustaches. On men. Though I wish to grow one myself one day.
I spend too much time on the internet.
Sooooooon.
I also like the Human Centipede too much. Far too much.
# Comments
Comments: 13770
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Happy Birthday Dear,
You deserve the very best
not only on your special day
but each day all year through
May happiness, health, love
be yours your whole life too.
Happy Birthday
hugs
Ven
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Happy Birthday, dear friend.
May you have a wonderful and healthy new year in your life.
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Happy Birthday
You have the same birthday as my Nephew who was born today at 5.07AM Uk time
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