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[2017-05-28 00:35:51 +0000 UTC]
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Watching: 252; Pageviews: 15658; Comments Made: 3721; Friends: 252
# Comments
Comments: 913
no one:Β
kitty at 3 am after 3 months of being fucking dead:Β
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thats just how i roll
beef.
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HAHAJKSDFJSDFJKBSALSDFKSBD
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hey............... i really like your iconΒ
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AHAH thank you i love it tooΒ
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bold of you to assume i haven't already.Β
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okay mac demarco fuckerΒ
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Ok, anime character fucker
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i'm a grell fucker and i'm okay with that SHE'S HOT
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Never in life would I EVER fuck an anime character, youβre disgusting.
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do i need to bring huniepop into this bc i willΒ
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THEY ARENT ANIME OK??? THEYRE FUCKING AMERICAN!!!
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Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I
Jizz in my pants
This really never happens you can take my word
I wont apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
And now I
Jizz in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
Plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change
I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heart broken not lookin' for love
Surprised in my eyes when I looked above
The check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked Cash or Credit?
And I
Jizzed in my pants
Its perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But were going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
Jizzed in my pants
To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check
Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
Jizzed in my pants
Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
Jizz in my pants
The next day my alarm goes off and I
Jizz in my pants
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
Jizz in my pants
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
Jizzed in my pants
I just ate a grape and I
Jizzed in my pants
I went
Jizzed in my pants
OK seriously you guys can we, OK?
I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands it's like having sex with me
You say I'm premature I just call it Ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity
'Cause I
Jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes I Jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)
Ah
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You smell. You stink. It really makes me think, Iβm about on the brink of exploding all over your page.
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i am so absolutely enraged
you make me sweatΒ
my feet are crying look what you did
i am so. angry.
blokd.
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im gonna bash your fucking head in you stupid fucking chimp
i am so enraged. you are so stupid. stupid fucking ape brain. i am so angry with you
i am in you walls
i am in you floor
i am in you roof
i am in you
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bruh you ugly as fuckΒ
and your ass smell bad
u jussΒ dum...
stoopid....
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Shut up you smeared your shit on the third item on my grocery list
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I DIDNT KNOW I THOUGHT IT WAS TOILET PAPER
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you know.. i feel like pepsi ass monster right now
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i feel the very hole of my anus open as a welcoming greeting to the guest, finally entering, no longer leaving like the rest
as the tip of the pepsi bottle enters, i shiver. i can already feel the pain, but it just will not stop until satisfied
it kept going in farther and farther until i scream as it collides with my butt hole and morphs into a monster that keeps bringing my body in making it morph even more into a bigger ugly monster
finally my morphing stops and i have become pepsi butt monster, π©
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YOUR SO FUCKING
SCAMMING
guys dont follow her.
she fucking told me she would give me some points to buy a oc, she gave me a penny
A GOD DAMN PENNY
you ugly bitcj. dumg goe. BITHS....
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BITCH OH MY GOD I HAVE LIKE 20 POINTSΒ
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i Amn just........... a litle creacher. Thatse It . I Canot change this
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peepee the cat says NO to maps!Β
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