darkredcrystal In reply to sarikha [2013-07-28 23:52:00 +0000 UTC]

Obviously. If you're gonna stalk someone, ya gotta do it right. Do you mind laving a glass of OJ and a warm blanket outside you're house for me? I get thirsty and cold while watching you sleep.

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sarikha In reply to darkredcrystal [2013-07-30 22:08:35 +0000 UTC]

why u outside? ya could hav told me, i woulda let yew in  

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darkredcrystal In reply to TotalFatality [2011-10-07 01:54:24 +0000 UTC]

no prob. love the shirt. *grin*

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darkredcrystal In reply to UzumakiAbi [2011-08-16 22:51:01 +0000 UTC]

It's all your fault!!! You deserved it!!! *grin* JK it's my pleasure. And I should thank you for having that wallpaper.....but I wont. XP

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darkredcrystal In reply to AmritaSama [2011-05-30 19:07:27 +0000 UTC]

Tonight I'll try.

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darkredcrystal In reply to inthecourtofmiracles [2011-05-11 02:37:55 +0000 UTC]

.....i've been on here for years......and i still have no clue what i'm doing here! woe are the technologically handicapped?

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inthecourtofmiracles In reply to darkredcrystal [2011-05-11 02:39:19 +0000 UTC]

Lol!! indeed

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darkredcrystal In reply to inthecourtofmiracles [2011-05-11 02:41:55 +0000 UTC]

.....you're not an old perv are you?! if you are imma have to stop talking to you....

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darkredcrystal In reply to Mishkin-Rayman [2011-01-26 01:07:14 +0000 UTC]

I appreciate the art. And dont hug me.

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Mishkin-Rayman In reply to darkredcrystal [2011-01-26 06:19:56 +0000 UTC]

Gosh I remember now why I find you so attractive.. It's the frigidity and ugliness that appeals to me

Not to mention the crappy personality

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darkredcrystal In reply to Mishkin-Rayman [2011-01-27 01:34:32 +0000 UTC]

Yeah that's my natural charm. I have no idea why I am talking to you.
You've gotta be an old unattractive pervycreeper with a beer gut and no aspirations in life other than to eat, sleep and scratch.

You put the fun in our disfunctional acquaintceship.

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Mishkin-Rayman In reply to darkredcrystal [2011-01-27 11:35:47 +0000 UTC]

That's right. Your natural charm is that you're a whiny bitch, I'm the one who puts the fun into our acquaintanceship, and that's why you enjoy talking to me.

No need to thank me for straightening that out for you... and btw, I don't drink beer.

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darkredcrystal In reply to Mishkin-Rayman [2010-10-10 23:55:39 +0000 UTC]

*grin*
finally some appreciation!

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Mishkin-Rayman In reply to darkredcrystal [2010-10-11 00:03:32 +0000 UTC]

Why ofcourse my gingerbread sweetheart

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darkredcrystal In reply to Mishkin-Rayman [2010-10-11 00:59:28 +0000 UTC]

Awww you are too kind my nasty little hebeperv.

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Mishkin-Rayman In reply to darkredcrystal [2010-10-11 02:53:01 +0000 UTC]

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darkredcrystal In reply to Mishkin-Rayman [2010-10-12 00:17:17 +0000 UTC]

I'll forcefully rip your tounge out and preserve it adn give it back to you as a constant reminder of your insobordination.

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Mishkin-Rayman In reply to darkredcrystal [2010-10-12 00:36:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh.

That sounds like it could be amongst the ten most boring things that ever happened to me.

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darkredcrystal In reply to Mishkin-Rayman [2010-10-12 01:14:50 +0000 UTC]

Dammit now I really wish that I hadnt sent Alex (my inner sadist) away on the 5 month vacation to the meditation temple. I miss her.

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Mishkin-Rayman In reply to darkredcrystal [2010-10-12 01:22:41 +0000 UTC]

Oh, really? The sadist is gone?!



Sleep tight tty tomorrow!

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darkredcrystal In reply to Mishkin-Rayman [2010-10-13 00:33:25 +0000 UTC]

Didnt I tell you that I sent her away? She was bitching way too much to be healthy.

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Mishkin-Rayman In reply to darkredcrystal [2010-10-13 00:54:36 +0000 UTC]

She's the part of you I like the most!!

The rest of you is all depressed teen and frustrated fangirl who sobs and claims to be evil, but really, the most she seems to achieve in that department is listening to angry music by oh so scary looking dudes all dressed in black and accessoaries like random pieces of metal junk and mascara (!)

Seriously!

Accesoaries in general and mascara in particular would be gay if any other guy wore it, the thing that makes theese guys get away with it is the fact that they're growling unintelligable things about how they like satan, evil, graveyards or whatever.

In all honesty, concerning theese guys, they seem to be indulging in a giant compensatory act to cover up what is really a genuine lack of self-esteem....

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darkredcrystal In reply to Mishkin-Rayman [2010-10-13 01:38:40 +0000 UTC]

Oh boy a sermon! How amazingly lucky I am tonight!


*grin*

I am gonna leave you to your "episode" and go listen to my sinfully good music. Oh and then later I think I am going to murder a newly born, a young virgin and a priest, let them bleed dry and offer their thick crimson blood to a devil of the underworld and ask him to aid me in whatever demonic whim pops into my head. Assuming that the devil is pleased and allows me to live, I'll need to get rid of the bodies...I wonder if alfredo finger pasta tastes delightful?

Then again that sounds like time consming work...I'll pass.

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Mishkin-Rayman In reply to darkredcrystal [2010-10-13 02:09:40 +0000 UTC]

Quite an enjoyable read though, you must admit!

The pm function is barely working w my cell so I just read a bit of your lies. Noone gets turned on by pizza unless they're objectumsexual. I'm really falling asleep now, that's how dull that pm was!

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darkredcrystal In reply to Mishkin-Rayman [2010-10-13 21:20:16 +0000 UTC]

For give me for being uninteresting.

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Mishkin-Rayman In reply to darkredcrystal [2010-10-13 23:54:15 +0000 UTC]

Naaah... You should know better

I'm out tonight; Drinking, doing drugs, eating dead animals. Be back home tomorrow

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darkredcrystal In reply to Mishkin-Rayman [2010-10-14 00:34:12 +0000 UTC]

See ya. Quit licking or else *insert torturous torture here*

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Mishkin-Rayman In reply to darkredcrystal [2010-10-14 11:05:05 +0000 UTC]

I can't stop licking. I didn't tell you this before, but I am a Jack Russe. It's in my nature to lick!

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darkredcrystal In reply to Mishkin-Rayman [2010-10-15 01:50:44 +0000 UTC]

then defy nature.

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Mishkin-Rayman In reply to darkredcrystal [2010-10-15 05:34:09 +0000 UTC]

/me defies nature by floating in mid air.
/me slaps darkredcrystal around with a fish.

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darkredcrystal In reply to Mishkin-Rayman [2010-10-15 23:12:44 +0000 UTC]

meh I have heard all of those before...disappointing.

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darkredcrystal In reply to Mishkin-Rayman [2010-10-04 00:13:55 +0000 UTC]

Hey Senor Alex. Either you missed me or you are insanely bored or *insert some brill analysis here*. I am fine. What are you up to?

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Mishkin-Rayman In reply to darkredcrystal [2010-10-04 20:12:50 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I'm bored

How is school?

I Worked more than 12 hours today, finally got a job

Gotta sleep now, I'm exhausted.

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darkredcrystal In reply to Mishkin-Rayman [2010-10-05 01:36:34 +0000 UTC]

Ah ha I knew it! Once again you are using me XP

School is crap...duh. Fucking global warming + school uniform - fans = HELL

Congrats on being an adult. Work Bitch WORK!

Sleep well Senor Alex.

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Mishkin-Rayman In reply to darkredcrystal [2010-10-05 03:29:38 +0000 UTC]

LoL, Yeah I love using you. It makes me feel so baaaaaad. XD

Gotta correct you on this one, you've got it all wrong!

It goes like this:

Global Warming + School Uniform - Fans = Whiny, Sweaty Hoe

"Work Bitch WORK!"
Si Senorita!

I'm going back to sleep now.

xoxo

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