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deadsexyzombie ♂️ [5944159] [2007-11-07 22:10:56 +0000 UTC] "TJ" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 11; Deviations: 14; Watchers: 10

Watching: 21; Pageviews: 3815; Comments Made: 308; Friends: 21

# Interests

Favorite gaming platform: 360
Other Interests: Computers, video games, music, drawing

# About me

Current Residence: New York
Favourite genre of music: all
Operating System: windows
Personal Quote: "Is that a high quality monkey?"

# Comments

Comments: 39

Blazesnbreezes [2008-08-03 02:33:14 +0000 UTC]

YEOOOOO TJJJ WAT IS UP MY MAN!!!! HEYY THIS IS ASHLEY HERE!!! U COMING TO MY PAR-TAY SON?!?!?! JUST WONDERING!!!!!!!! MESSAGE ME BACK DUDE!!!!

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SasukeUchiha22 [2008-06-13 23:44:19 +0000 UTC]

Sorry, but this chain letter is for real.
When Anne Wichert got it for the first time, she ignored it and a week later the love of her life dumped her for no good reason so BEWARE, and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!


The Lovers of the Heart


In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please but one kiss.


Article 1:

Statement of Love:
The Kiss


1.Kiss on the hand
I adore you

2. Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends

3. Kiss on the neck
I want you

4.Kiss on the lips
I love you

5.Kiss on the ears
I am just playing

6.Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away


7. Look in your eyes
kiss me

8.Playing with your hair

I can't live without you

9. Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go


Article 2:
The Three Steps


1. Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.

2. Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3.Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to
stare.

Article 3:
The Commandments


1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.

2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.

3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

* Remember *

A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!!

Here are a few reasons
why guys
like girls:

1. They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo

2. The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder

3. How cute they look when they sleep

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

6. How cute they are when they eat

7. The way they take hours to get dressed
but in the end it makes it all worth while

8.Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think
she's the most beautiful thing on this earth

11. How cute they are when they argue

12. The way her hand always finds yours

13. The way they smile

14. The way you feel when you see their name
on the call ID after you just had a big fight

15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore'
even though you know that an hour later....

16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them

17.The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'

18.
Actually ... just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt. (even though
we don't admit it)!

23. The way they say 'I miss you'

24. The way you miss them

25. The way their tears make you want to
change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them,
hate them, wish they would die or
know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to the depths of their souls
and you say a million things without trace of
a sound, you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed within
the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

*

This chain started in 1887.
It is a love chain letter.....................................

In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people.
It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them.
Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour..
Now here comes the fun part.
You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?

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DarkMustangSoul [2008-04-03 18:51:29 +0000 UTC]

I got this from a friend! Have Fun!

Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.

















Just read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your
Wish.















No attachment on this one.


!













Stories

















I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his heart and right
Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was, luggage and all!!





I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
There was an announcement that he
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
Really works!!!









My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Of age. I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was cute, polite and
Could not stop smiling at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me
Out a week later . We married 6
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

















Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years
Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
















However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!

Go for it!!!
!









SCROLL DOWN!!!!
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STOP!!!
Congratulations!!! Your wish will
Now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully....it
Can be very rewarding!!!!

If you send this to 10 more
People, other than the 5 that you
Already have to send to, something
Major that you've been wanting
Will happen.

Message: This is scary!

The phone will ring right after
You do this!

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BigShogun1192 [2008-03-16 15:58:19 +0000 UTC]

Hey, Everybody!

How's the crack?



Me = druggie

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zombehpwnage [2008-02-26 00:08:35 +0000 UTC]

Hey TJ it's Shawn

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FoxKaiya [2008-02-12 20:10:46 +0000 UTC]

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from
you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to
get it back!

If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to
your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did
it.


First, I wanted to let you know that I love you to death & think
you are amazing!

Second, if I don't get this back I understand...

I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to
14 people that you really care about, including the person that
sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back then you are
luved

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xMisfitsxPunkx [2008-02-06 21:00:17 +0000 UTC]

♥I promise you my heart♥
♥I promise you my life♥
♥I promise we'll never be apart♥
♥I promise not to hurt you♥
♥I promise to never make you cry♥
♥I promise to always trust you♥
♥I promise not to lie♥
♥I promise you forever♥
♥I promise you tonight♥
♥I promise you my respect♥
♥I promise to do things right♥
♥I promise to always be there♥
♥I promise until the end♥
♥I promise to always love you♥
♥I promise to be your best friend♥
♥I promise you my love♥
♥I promise you my life♥
♥I promise this forever♥
♥I promise our friendship is my life♥
♥your the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,♥
♥your the STAR to my BURST,♥
♥your the M to my M,♥
♥your the POP to my TART,♥
♥your the MILKY to my WAY,♥
♥your the FRUIT to my LOOP,♥
♥your the MILK to my DUDS,♥
♥your the LUCKY to my CHARMS,♥
♥your the ICE to my CREAM,♥
but mostly....
♥your the BEST to my FRIEND♥

♥SEND THIS TO 13 OF YOUR closes FRIENDS (INCLUDING ME) IF YOU GET IT BACK
1-U HAVE BAD FRIENDSHIPS
2-U STILL SUCK
3-U R A GOOD FRIEND
4-U HAVE REALLY GOOD FRIENDSHIPS
5-UR 1 OF THE BEST PEOPLE

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xMisfitsxPunkx [2008-01-31 20:57:58 +0000 UTC]

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xMisfitsxPunkx [2008-01-31 20:56:59 +0000 UTC]

:iconlarrylplz:

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xMisfitsxPunkx In reply to xMisfitsxPunkx [2008-01-31 20:57:31 +0000 UTC]

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Blazesnbreezes [2008-01-13 23:46:30 +0000 UTC]

zomg no fireking way raid's mine. actually shes in my bed now as we speak. i put the satin sheets on just 4 her.

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deadsexyzombie In reply to Blazesnbreezes [2008-01-14 02:53:30 +0000 UTC]

umm no

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Blazesnbreezes In reply to deadsexyzombie [2008-01-14 02:56:26 +0000 UTC]

Ahhhhh TJ!!!! This was not me who sent that comment, that was Sydney. She was over before and sent a bunch of bad naughty comments to you and Raid >___< I'm so sorry! *headdesk*

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deadsexyzombie In reply to Blazesnbreezes [2008-01-14 03:00:45 +0000 UTC]

hahaha ok, syds stupid

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Blazesnbreezes In reply to deadsexyzombie [2008-01-14 03:05:20 +0000 UTC]

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deadsexyzombie In reply to Blazesnbreezes [2008-01-14 03:25:35 +0000 UTC]

lol poor poor keyboard

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FoxKaiya [2007-12-12 00:45:45 +0000 UTC]

TJ HI.

I love you. XD -snug-

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deadsexyzombie In reply to FoxKaiya [2007-12-12 01:32:44 +0000 UTC]

HIIIII

HGFJSFGJSG
I LOVE YOU LEANNE

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FoxKaiya In reply to deadsexyzombie [2007-12-12 19:57:35 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE YOU TOO TJ. 9853209N6990

I THINK WE'RE ALONE NOW~! :3

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deadsexyzombie In reply to FoxKaiya [2007-12-12 20:17:41 +0000 UTC]

"i think were alone now there doesnt seem to be any one around i think were alone now the beating of our heats is the only sound"

XD -love-

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FoxKaiya In reply to deadsexyzombie [2007-12-13 00:52:08 +0000 UTC]

XD -love back-

L is for the way you look, at me~

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deadsexyzombie In reply to FoxKaiya [2007-12-13 19:32:27 +0000 UTC]

haha

O is for the only one i see

cruisin on my scaper bike

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FoxKaiya In reply to deadsexyzombie [2007-12-13 23:01:48 +0000 UTC]

CRUISIN' ON MAH SCRAPER BIKE. XD!

V is very very, extraordinary~

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH. XD

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deadsexyzombie In reply to FoxKaiya [2007-12-13 23:37:31 +0000 UTC]

E is even more than anyone that you adore can

SHOOPUS MY WHOOPUS

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FoxKaiya In reply to deadsexyzombie [2007-12-15 21:14:59 +0000 UTC]

YES. XD

And love, is all that I can give, too you~!

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deadsexyzombie In reply to FoxKaiya [2007-12-15 21:33:15 +0000 UTC]

love is more than just a game for 2, 2 in love can make it

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FoxKaiya In reply to deadsexyzombie [2007-12-16 02:10:41 +0000 UTC]

Take my heart and please don't break it~!

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deadsexyzombie In reply to FoxKaiya [2007-12-16 02:21:06 +0000 UTC]

love was made for me and you!

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FoxKaiya In reply to deadsexyzombie [2007-12-16 02:25:52 +0000 UTC]

YES, YES IT WAS. XD <3

Imagine me and you, I do~!

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deadsexyzombie In reply to FoxKaiya [2007-12-16 04:13:38 +0000 UTC]

lmao this is guna be a long series of replies back and forth

i think about you day and night, its only right

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FoxKaiya In reply to deadsexyzombie [2007-12-16 19:22:29 +0000 UTC]

To think about the girl you love, and hold her tight, so happy together~!

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XtrmPnkLfstyl13x [2007-12-04 21:22:24 +0000 UTC]

HEY YOU! LOOK AY MY BITCHIN ICON OF THE BAND MY HUSBAND IS IN!!!!!!!!!!

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XtrmPnkLfstyl13x [2007-11-29 20:51:27 +0000 UTC]

HAPPY BIRFDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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XtrmPnkLfstyl13x [2007-11-19 20:43:48 +0000 UTC]

hello stinky butt!

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Blazesnbreezes [2007-11-08 01:29:33 +0000 UTC]

8D HEY!! ITS YOU!! Raid's wolfie!

lol, well, just so I dont scare you, it's Ashley ^__^ Glad to see your on DeviantArt now!

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DegaZalvar [2007-11-07 22:32:10 +0000 UTC]

YAY! nice sketches i likey ^^

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deadsexyzombie In reply to DegaZalvar [2007-11-07 22:35:37 +0000 UTC]

thank you, i try my best ill have more stuff up soon. 4 drawing right now im going to be workin on a few more soon!!

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XtrmPnkLfstyl13x In reply to deadsexyzombie [2007-11-07 22:38:41 +0000 UTC]

YAY!!!!! HURAY FOR WOLFIE!!!!!

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XtrmPnkLfstyl13x [2007-11-07 22:31:12 +0000 UTC]

EGAD WOLFIE!!!!!!! I FOUND YOU

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