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Published: 2012-03-07 11:33:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 21688; Favourites: 1265; Downloads: 269
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I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.
Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care...
I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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Comments: 51
Some people need a compliment.
From a bear.
In the form of a bite.
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Y'know, I know a LOT of things similar to this (as in the comments below), and I typically find them pretty funny, but this one....I don't like it. It's just so horrible to say about someone...EVEN if they deserve it.
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some people just need a kiss.
to the forehead.
down a flight of stairs.
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Some people just need a high five.
In the face.
With a shotgun.
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Some people just need a high five.
In the heart.
With a sharp object.
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i know a lot of people who need a high five...
with a chair...
made of steel...
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Some people need to be calmed.
In the face.
With a toaster.
Thats plugged in.
Underwater.
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Some people need to be touched.
On the face.
With a taser.
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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of steel.
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Some people just need a pat.
On their back.
With a knife.
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Some people just need a brofist,
In the head,
With a bullet
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Some people just need a little time alone. Trapped in a volcano. With the lava rising.
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Sme people just need to swim.
In a tank.
Full of acid
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Some people just need to sleep.
In an ocean.
With sharks.
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Some people just need a high five.
In the face.
With a chair.
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Quote from my friend: "Some people need a pat on the back. With a chair. Repeatedly." Then I added "By someone with super strength" and someone else added "that's on fire"
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That's what me and my friends always say
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or sum ppl need a frendly push....off a bridge...into a shark infested pool.
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Some people just need a high five...in the face...with a katana
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Have you seen the one that says. "God made all things beautiful....WTH happened to you?"
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Thank you 
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haha ok, i had to go and read them all, there were some really funny ones!
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