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Ovrlralex [2022-03-28 23:26:14 +0000 UTC]
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asari13 [2018-07-17 15:12:06 +0000 UTC]
Badass
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teknoman021 [2017-12-15 04:47:56 +0000 UTC]
Shepard: Damn Saren! Creating a bunch of soulless krogan drones as his foot soldiers!
Liara: Not to be nitpicky, but isn't that a good strategic move on his part? They draw a lot of enemy fire.
Shepard: I wouldn't be caught dead having a tank-bred krogan on my team!
Liara: If that happens, I'll find out that I'm part krogan!
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ruslan7 [2016-08-05 21:51:26 +0000 UTC]
Jane and Liara On a mission to capture plant for the production of Krogan clones .
Jane and Liara pulled their weapons.In this moment played terrible music! well, something like the HANZ Zimmer !
Jane:So .Whoa...What the hell are they playing ..Hey ..who .. is there Music so loud ?From the corner there was a Zimmer with a trombone in his hands and continued to play and then stopped and said:This is me playing the soundtrack ..well, how do you like it?
Jane:Look! what's your name?!Cizmar!!..Hans Zimmer:my name is Hans Zimmer!.
Jane:I do not care what your name is !You could play your masterpiece music elsewhere, you see I'm just busy !
Hans Zimmerkay, Okay I'm leaving!!ungrateful youth!
Liara:that he is Finally gone !Janekay, let's not be distracted from the job -well you're ready now, we shall attack Saren!
Liara:Yes, ready!Jane:Great!And after a few seconds Liara said..
Liara:Honey I hear something strange!Jane:What did you hear!
Liara:it Seems like a crying newborn baby!!Jane:What a child may be in the factory ?.But when Jane turned to the companion Liara,and it was gone!!
Jane:Liara, where are you!?
Liara:I'm going to feed our child,I think I forgot to feed her, honey!!
Janeut we have no children, we just met !What the hell is going on!And suddenly appeared again Hans Zimmer and started to play a happy tune with a hard trombone!!
Jane: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... well, enough about me ! you hesitated me to his music!!! Jane took the trombone out of the hands of Zimmer and put it on the head of the musician and gave a kick in the ass !!
Jane:Liara!!,honey, wait I'm coming with you to feed the baby!!! Jane woke up suddenly in the night in the bed next to Liara and realized that it was all just a dream !!Oh my God it's just a dream!!Oh wow a dream!Jane lay down next to Liara and embraced his beloved and kissed her on the neck! and said I love you Liara T Soni.
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BarbDBarb In reply to ruslan7 [2016-08-08 06:10:28 +0000 UTC]
Rofl! U made me laugh with this one
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ruslan7 In reply to BarbDBarb [2016-08-08 17:04:33 +0000 UTC]
I'm glad you liked my story!
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DarkDeviantX [2016-06-05 16:42:39 +0000 UTC]
Are you ready for this Liara?
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GFSLEGION [2016-05-31 09:27:40 +0000 UTC]
I guess Saren is fucked now lol
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Zedul [2016-04-26 08:55:43 +0000 UTC]
Fantastic!
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DannyAndYoko [2016-04-23 10:14:52 +0000 UTC]
Smexy fem Shep ^^
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DanLuna [2016-04-22 18:00:37 +0000 UTC]
Diabolical Saren!
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ulvemanden630 [2016-04-22 12:00:22 +0000 UTC]
if they remake Mass Effect 1 in Mass Effect 3 graphics this is what they need to make
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DragonianFantasy [2016-04-22 11:33:08 +0000 UTC]
Sad that this scene is not ingame. Well done
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asari13 [2016-04-22 10:54:23 +0000 UTC]
nice scene
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AcridTlaloc [2016-04-22 10:36:44 +0000 UTC]
This is that cool water Planet!
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