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cosenza987 β The next time you get an unknown call..
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The last time I ever in my life answered an unknown call it was a cop extorting me, I managed to talk my way out of it and I **** you not he told me he was disappointed in me and that he knows I would do the "right thing next time", it was so **** creepy I never answered a random call again
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Β Keep forgetting to do this XD I so have to remember when that one person calls again XD or maybe I'll freak out a telemarketer
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gonna tell my mom this because someone kept calling her
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My sister actually pretended to be the mom of Charlotte (made up person) and started to scold them for harassing her kid. (some people prank called her and she prank them back)
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It's just weird! XDΒ
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Give me one good reason why a cop would call me
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Because they're your SO?
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And give me a VERY good reason why the police's phone number would come as ' unknown number '
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You're in a foreign country and it's that country's police?
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I'm pretty sure EVERYONE had the police in their contacts despite the country
and now give me AN EXTREMELY GOOD REASON why the police would suddenly call me if they don't even know my number
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You realize you're askiing me to explain a joke that I made just to be funny instead of actually having a reason, right?
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Hush child, I have questioning that need the answering
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And I do not have the answering to answer the questioning
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Then your argument is invalid
( as you can see I have no life whatsoever and make a living off ruining jokes )
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Seems like a fun life
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Indeed it is
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Mmm yAs, quite so
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*Puts on Monocle and speaks in a stereotypical British accent*
Yes, yes, quite.
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* sips tea * Yes good sir, if I do say so myself * tips top hat *
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*TARDIS noises* Ah, if you will excuse me, I almost forgot about my vacation.
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Allon-sy my friend
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Allons-y indeed
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DOO WEE OOO
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I get alot of Junk calls in my house phoneΒ
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I'm reminded of a line from Home Improvement.
"When he calls; you say 'the swallow flies... at midnight.'"
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I just yell at them. "Who is this!" "What do you want!?" "Do not call here anymore!"
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i probably try pretending that i am the devil to scare some people.
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This will scare them.
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instead of that, i would do this:
"Hello, this is the police, how may i help you?"
Let the fun begin C:<
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I'm gonna go to a random person in my Skype/text contacts..
And I'll be like
"Okay, I hid the body, now what?"
They'll probably be like "?!?!?!"
And I'll be like "Oops. Wrong number.."
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HehhehehheHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHA good luck >:3
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Find the fucks i give:
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