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"You got everything? I could assist you with something."

Leo held his basket closer. "I don't need /your\ kind of assistance."

"What's that supposed to mean? I can help!"

"Ferroc, the last time you 'helped' me, I spent days in bed puking my guts up."

"Deadly nightshade doesn't look all that different from black nightshade. It wasn't my fault, really!"

"That will make a lovely epitaph for my headstone. 'Here lies Leo, who wouldn't have died if not for his idiot best friend, but it's not Ferroc's fault, /really.\'"

"I was trying to help!"

"Next time try to kill me, you might get better results. Or make me immortal at the very least."

"It was an accident!"

"This is supposed to be helping your argument?"

"You are being very ungrateful," Ferroc informed him.

"You poisoned me! How grateful am I supposed to be for that, precisely?"

"Do you want me to apologize or poison you again to get you to shut up about it?"

"And you wonder why I don't let you help!"

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"You got everything? I could assist you with something."

Leo held his basket closer. "I don't need /your\ kind of assistance."

"What's that supposed to mean? I can help!"

"Ferroc, the last time you 'helped' me, I spent days in bed puking my guts up."

"Deadly nightshade doesn't look all that different from black nightshade. It wasn't my fault, really!"

"That will make a lovely epitaph for my headstone. 'Here lies Leo, who wouldn't have died if not for his idiot best friend, but it's not Ferroc's fault, /really.\'"

"I was trying to help!"

"Next time try to kill me, you might get better results. Or make me immortal at the very least."

"It was an accident!"

"This is supposed to be helping your argument?"

"You are being very ungrateful," Ferroc informed him.

"You poisoned me! How grateful am I supposed to be for that, precisely?"

"Do you want me to apologize or poison you again to get you to shut up about it?"

"And you wonder why I don't let you help!"