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KrazyKatt11 [2015-10-05 11:53:15 +0000 UTC]
I've had that happen before. Only it wasn't my mom, it was my uncle, and he was met with a plastic sword to the face when I mistook him for the killer. He let it slide 'cause I guess he thought I was sleepwalking, but it left a nasty cut on his cheek.
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RoguethefreakingPunk [2015-08-23 23:57:03 +0000 UTC]
Hahaha, is it bad something like that happened to me once... Love the poem.
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rayedragon [2015-07-30 18:35:01 +0000 UTC]
So true lol
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mayjay13 [2014-12-16 23:05:45 +0000 UTC]
hahaha so true
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WingedSheWolf [2014-11-05 14:55:33 +0000 UTC]
HAHA awesome
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ilove-the-craft-team [2013-12-17 20:17:08 +0000 UTC]
i do the same thing but with a frying pan!!
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xXLanaLovezNiallxX [2013-10-02 22:07:19 +0000 UTC]
So true xD When I'm alone everything is a threat.
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earlydeets [2013-07-10 04:11:20 +0000 UTC]
I had tried everything because of this im always one step ahead ive finally reached the top keep this between us
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SCAREDcats101 [2013-02-10 21:37:47 +0000 UTC]
lol I feel the same way. C: except for the mom yelling part.
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stealthyninja21 [2012-11-22 06:55:58 +0000 UTC]
hahaha. this is so adorable and very true
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Yashooo [2012-11-20 14:15:28 +0000 UTC]
omg haha
i love your poems. So funny xD
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klainecookie [2012-11-11 23:33:11 +0000 UTC]
So damn true! love your poems!
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Fantasy-JG [2012-11-02 21:53:58 +0000 UTC]
Haha, this is so me! ^^
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Labyrinthgirl17 [2012-09-25 21:04:12 +0000 UTC]
My grandfather never locks his door o_O; so when I come home and he's not there, I check every closet and under everything, yelling, "I have a gun, and I'm not afraid to use it."
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shadowiscool123 [2012-09-25 03:33:49 +0000 UTC]
then my mom comes in and says, "WHY ARE YOU ON THE COMPUTER?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DONG HOMEWORK!!"
then i reply, "I'm looking at great poems for examples for my homework. i'm basically doing it but i'm doing research first."
then my mom leaves the room and i say to myself, "why do you write better than i do?" and i cry inside.
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Crystalthewhitewolf [2012-09-21 05:14:41 +0000 UTC]
I find ur poems to be amazingly adorable! and they r all so true X3 wonderfully done ^^
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Audi-bug [2012-09-21 02:19:56 +0000 UTC]
Wow I found this while searching and I absolutely love it. It's so adorable.
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lizzybety [2012-08-03 23:53:40 +0000 UTC]
Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard! ......MM...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.........................................................M M..............................NMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.NowFind TheMistake:ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTU VWXYZ Now Wish For SomethingYouReallyWant AfterTheCountdown! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close YourEyes AndMake A Wish! ****** *** *** ****** *** ****** Now paste this To 9 Peoples wall And Your Wish Will ComeTrue!YouHave 19Minutes! Or What YouWished For Will Be The Opposite
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Gigglegirl243 [2012-07-09 21:41:15 +0000 UTC]
Tis true. XD
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Ion-Swan [2012-06-26 13:56:27 +0000 UTC]
I can't see that Deviation
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Nolesr1 [2012-06-01 15:35:32 +0000 UTC]
wow... its really good and the longer i stare at the ghost the bigger it seems to get... wow i need sleep..
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supaherolena02 [2012-05-26 00:48:10 +0000 UTC]
awwww sooooo cute =^w^=
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Chennette [2012-05-21 18:41:40 +0000 UTC]
LOVE this! I'm sure we've all been in this situation!
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roselita8 [2012-04-30 17:49:54 +0000 UTC]
You Are good at making poems, an your style is so cute!
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XOevilkittyXO [2012-04-23 23:01:40 +0000 UTC]
I can totally relate to this. I'm so paranoid it's ridiculous.
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Oooff [2012-04-22 19:54:06 +0000 UTC]
This made me laugh so much! It's amazing!
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Hetalia-Bubble [2012-04-21 20:29:21 +0000 UTC]
Really Nice and well done!
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Shikyo1455 [2012-04-20 23:57:43 +0000 UTC]
awe this is cute :3
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KathsTheBoss [2012-04-19 21:26:50 +0000 UTC]
oh my gosh i love this so much!
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Silssa [2012-04-19 17:24:51 +0000 UTC]
I was just the same a few years ago XD
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werekitty13 [2012-04-19 04:36:20 +0000 UTC]
I love your poetry XD This is exactly how I am at night.
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lifeisgood4u [2012-04-19 01:00:33 +0000 UTC]
Is it sad I can relate to that?...as in nowadays, besides my childhood?....
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