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Wrote this sort of like a traveling journal. :/


Octosothoth
Octosothoth (octsothoth, octosototh) is a malign and ancient creature referred to as The Tentacruel Father and The Grey Sleeper. Terrible old legends refer to him as a Poseidon like god of the sea and accuse him of spawning all Tentacools and Tentacruels. It is unknown if this is true, and I think it doubtful. Octosothoth is an eldritch prehistoric pokemon that sleeps at the bottom of the sea, awakening every few millennia to wreak havoc on the world. He despises all that dwells on land, especially the "simple minded hominids" as he calls humanity in his telepathic tongue. He is known to cruely and violently devour all animals that he encounters to satisfy his arcane hunger, though he prefers Digletts as a meal to all else. Many trainers have lost their pokemon to his ravenous apatite.

In order to capture such a leviathan I had to search in vein for years in all the great libraries and places of knowledge that could be found, going through tome upon tome of musty lore for spare scraps of myth involving the beast. At last I found the ritual to summon and capture him, though the prices are high. He does not like to be brought out of his pokeball induced sleep unless a worthy challenger is at his mercy or a great feast of live squirming prey is sent to defy his will and hunger. He loves to torture smaller creatures than himself, which encompasses about everything aside from some legendaries. He holds great love for the squeezing and crushing of small furred animals such as Vulpix in his horrible tentacled grip. If allowed to he will squeeze them to death over many long hours, savoring their squeals and screams of pain and fear.
I don't let him out very often, to say the least. :c

Yellow Jack
Old Yeller, Jackyboy, Jack, Blondie, all names for one old and gnarly hornet.
Jack is a family pokemon, an antique Beedrill passed to me from my father, and to him from his father and his father before him. Jack acts as a guardian of my weaker pokemon, always standing up to defend them in a fight. His poison is strong, his stings sharp, and his mind quick and brutal. He is very fond of Nettle -a Nidorina- the second pokemon I ever caught. He enjoys taking bird pokemon by surprise with his swift and sharp jabs, though he prefers only to frighten away rather than to kill. Jacky is noble and kindly to other pokemon and humans alike, but he is very old and is not as bright as most members of his species.
He likes candies, sweets, honeys, jellies, jams, and other victuals of sugary make.

Nettle
Nettle is a female Nidorina and one of my oldest creatures. Jack and I had to hunt her down after she stole my entire supply of traveling food. When we found her she was a runty and scared little Nidoran, ears always perked for the sound of coming danger. Over time she gained courage and confidence, evolving into a small but powerful nidorina.
Towards most pokemon she acts rude or bossy, though she's always polite to Old Yellow Jack. She's a horrible flirt with other creatures that tickle her fancy, and I need to watch her constantly in parks and fields if Jack isn't out to do it for me. Though not overly fearsome in battle, she can prove a difficult opponent to dispatch. She loathes Pidgeys and their relatives, taking any opportunity to either avoid, mock, or attack them. She likes to bat around Shelders in a rather brutish fashion.

Shroombert
Shroombet, a Paras doesn't do much. He mostly sits on my shoulder or clings to my leg in a trance like state. I believe this is due to the size imbalance of his parasitic mushrooms. The right is healthy and large, however the left is stunted and sickly. Though his zombie like lack of motor-skills would point to an inefficient fighter, the exact opposite is apparent. Within the tiny package is a deadly and diabolical monster, able to take on an Arcanine four times it's size. He charges into battle and slices at vital points such as tendons, muscles, and arteries, crippling his foes before he moves in to feed. He does not hate or love anything, showing himself as a cold and emotionless machine of nature at it's best. He prefers to feed on live prey above dead tissue, though he will eat anything organic. Anything.

Betty
I rescued Betty the Vaporeon from an abusive trainer and raised her into a fine fish-fox-cat hybrid thing. She is playful and outgoing, always glad to meet a new friend. She is however, not very smart. She's ditsy in fact, and a bit gullible. I'm not certain, but she may be bipolar as her emotions cycle randomly. At any given moment she'll be happy and carefree, the next arrogant and haughty, then clueless as a baby. She likes Octosothoth for lord knows why, but he tries to ignore her as much as he can. He is never able to and ends up lashing a tentacle as her as warning. It's odd that she likes to tease the gargantuan cephalopod into rage, but hates and fears any other pokemon with tentacles. She can't even fight something with tentacles without becoming paralyzed by her irrational fear and hiding behind either Jack or myself. I justly suspect this fear is caused by her previous owner, a man of unpleasant repute and even worse preference. Nettle dislikes her highly, thinking her as annoying as mighty Octosothoth.

Shambles
Shambles is your run-of-the-mill Haunter. He pranks, he jokes, he scares, he slices, he dices, he does it all only for the price of $19.95. Shambles is by far the most bugfuck insane being I have ever had the pleasure to meet. Every second of his existence is spent giggling or laughing boisterously at everything he sees. He isn't especially gifted in battle, most of his moves comprise of confusing or debilitating attacks that disorient his enemies and give him laughs. He enjoys campy movies above all else, Killer Klowns From Outer Space being a favorite.

Capulet
Capulet is a Clefable filled with more rage than his body should allow. At all he directs his burning malice, rending, biting, and clawing impishly at that which garners his hateful attention. He utterly despises his own kind. If given the chance he will tear the intestines out of Cleffa, Clefairies, and Clefable and messily eat them as the horrified creatures watch in agony. When I don't travel with him I allow him to live amongst his kind as a brutal dictator. His every waking moments has either a scowl or teeth to bear. He is very vocal about expressing his feelings, and his feelings are ALWAYS full of fiery rage.

But wait, Mr.!
I see seven pokemon here!
That and all of them are gen1!
What's the deal?

I switch between Shambles, Shroombert, and Capulet.
I also use these as a "keystone" in any pokemon team I make.
I use one or more as a base for a new team of pokemon, providing a tank if the need arises to defend my precious babies.
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Comments: 3

Ayumi-Nemera [2010-08-21 22:16:29 +0000 UTC]

YAY! you posted them!!! I fav now!

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PartlySmith [2010-08-21 06:36:17 +0000 UTC]

While they all look great in your style, Octosothoth is my favorite. You also get extra points for making Tentacruel far more jellyfishy than the original design. I also can't help but think that he's supposed to be that giant, Eldritch Tentacruel from the anime....

Betty's fear of tentacles leads to some, um, interesting implications.....

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Jesus-lizard In reply to PartlySmith [2010-08-21 13:08:32 +0000 UTC]

Far more interesting than you can ever comprehend!

Not anime tentacruel.

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