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Description
Season 5-6:

In the not-too-distant future,
Way down in Deep 13,
Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank
Were hatching and evil scheme.

They hired a temp by the name of Mike,
Just a regular Joe they didn't like.
Their experiment needed a new test case,
So they conked him on the noggin and they shot him into space. (Get me down!)

We'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst we can find, (la-la-la)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind. (la-la-la)

Now, keep in mind Mike can't control
Where the movies begin or end. (la-la-la)
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends.

Robot Roll Call:
Cambot! (Show yourself!)
Gypsy! (Am I pretty?)
Tom Servo! (Hello, there!)
Croooow! (That's one "O"!)

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes,
and other science facts, (la-la-la)
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,
I should really just relax
For the Mystery Science Theater 3000!"

Description
Season 5-6:

In the not-too-distant future,
Way down in Deep 13,
Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank
Were hatching and evil scheme.

They hired a temp by the name of Mike,
Just a regular Joe they didn't like.
Their experiment needed a new test case,
So they conked him on the noggin and they shot him into space. (Get me down!)

We'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst we can find, (la-la-la)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind. (la-la-la)

Now, keep in mind Mike can't control
Where the movies begin or end. (la-la-la)
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends.

Robot Roll Call:
Cambot! (Show yourself!)
Gypsy! (Am I pretty?)
Tom Servo! (Hello, there!)
Croooow! (That's one "O"!)

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes,
and other science facts, (la-la-la)
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,
I should really just relax
For the Mystery Science Theater 3000!"