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Published: 2013-08-15 08:52:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 917; Favourites: 11; Downloads: 10
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RULES:>girl fuck you don't steal
>gorgeous motherfucker needs a home okay he lives in a trailer park rn
>bitches gotta love that flab
>respond to the comment bid here
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DONT HATE BECAUSE HE'S BEAUTIFUL
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
aaajajajajajaja
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG sooooo Hoooooottt....
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DON'T MOCK HIM HE HAS BIG DREAMS
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WHAT IF WE ACCIDENTLY PASS 69? WOULD WE HAVE TO GET 690? WE SHOULD HAVE LIKE "THE 690TH COMMENTER GETS THIS ADOPT."
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LOL THE 69TH COMMENT CAN THEN BE LIKE NO ONE FREAKING COMMENT
OR ILL FIND YOU
ILL
FIND
YOU
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LMFAO LETS JUST KEEP TALKING TO GET TO THE 69TH
HOW WAS YOUR DAY
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LOL OKAY BUT WE HAVE TO WRITE EVERYTHING IN CAPS
GOOD GOOD, IT'S ONLY 11:30 AM HERE SO I CANT REALLY SAY IVE HAD A DAY
BUT IVE HAD PANCAKES
SO GOOD ENOUGH
YOU?
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LOLOL DUDE WE DO THAT ANYWAYS SOMETHING ABOUT YOU AND SOMETHING ABOUT ME JUST SCREAMS KEEP GOING IN CAPS AT EACHOTHER
MY CAT IS CURRENTLY RAPING ME LIKE I WAS TRYING TO TYPE AND HE PUTS HIS PAW ON THE TOUCHPAD AND MOVES ME AWAY FROM THE COMMENTS/ MOVES THE MOUSE
AND THEN HE STARTED PUSHING HIS FACE INTO MINE
FOR LIKE 3 KISSES
AND THEN PRETENDS TO FALL DOWN BUT REALLY JUST WANTED TO WIPE HIS PAWS ON MY BOOBS
NOW HE'S TOUCHING MY BUTT WHILE LYING NEXT TO ME
AHHH CATS.
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UGH HES SO PERVERTED GOD LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE RAISED
I LOVE IT
MY DOG HAS DONE LITERALLY NOTHING BUT LAY DOWN WITH HIS FAT STOMACH ON THE SOFA AND THEN OCCASIONALLY GROAN AND TURN TO THE OTHER SIDE
HE'LL THEN STARE AT MY PANCAKES
LICK HIS LIPS
GET TIRED OF LICKING HIS LIPS
AND GO TO SLEEP
AH SUCH A LIFE
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OMG IM SO SLEEPY MY HANDS ARE SHAKING
LOLOLOL OMFG ALIBABA IS THE CUTEST STOP BEING JEALOUS
DUDE DOES UR DOG HAVE DIABETES HE LOOKS GROSS GO KILL UR DOG ALREADY
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HE'S MY LOVE MUFFIN SHUSH
ALIBABAΒ
THAT IS QUITE A NAME
ALL CALLL HER/HIM AL
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LOL THAT SOUNDS SO ADULT
SOUNDS LIKE SOME GUY WHO WORKS AT A BUSINESS FIRM
"HEY AL I NEED YOU TO MAKE COPIES FOR ME"
HEY WHATS UR FOOD I MEANT DOG'S NAME
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WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OFF AND STAR GOES TO SLEEP
THE CAT COMES OUT TO PLAY...
AL IN....
A BUSINESS CAT.
"Hey Steve, could you file in my records to Harry?"
"Sure Al."
AND THE DAY IS SAVED AGAIN.
Β OH THE LITTLE FATTY'S NAME IS IGGY
AFTER IGGY POP
I WANTED TO NAME HIM BOWIE AFTER DAVID BOWIE
BUT IGGY POP IS MY DAD'S FAVΒ
SO
THUS IGGY WAS BORN
THE BIGGEST OF THE BUNCH
THE PEOPLE WHO HAD HIM FIRST CALLED HIM "BIG BOB" CAUSE HE ATE SO MUCH
BUT HE WAS SO CUTE HE WASNT FAT JUST A BIGGY
AND HE WAS SO CAAALM AND LIKE ALL THE OTHERS WERE JUMPING OVER US AND HE JUST SAT THERE
EATING HIS FOOD LIKE A BADASS
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It was a tough and hardboiled night for Al. He stayed up late cleaning the frayed edges of the case, where moral blends into a rainbow of gray. He glared sternly into the horizontal shadows cast by the Venetian blinds against the white plaster wall. The coffee had reached an unhealthy temperature between lukewarm and stale cold.Β
He slowly got up and smoked a cigar. It was tough being Al, the business cat.
OMFG I FELT SOMETHING WEIRD AND WET BETWEEN MY LEGS AND IT WAS ALIBABA WASHING HIMSELF AND SOMEHOW LICKING MY CALF NOW AND THEN?!?!? ALSDKJFLDJ I MOVED THE LAPTOP TO STARE AT HIM AND HE LOOKED SO GUILTY THIS IS LIKE THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF HIS PERSONAILITY, THE BUSINESS CAT AND THE REAL ALIBABA
LOL AWWW BIG BOB IS SO CUTE THO WHY DID U RENAME HIM U LITTLE SHIT
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OMFGGG THAT
THAT ICON
HNN
AND DO YOU EVEN //HAVE// 690$
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yesS
now give me my god beaver damn adoptable
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SEND THE MONEY TO MY PAYPAL U FAG
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SRY SRORY I HAVE 2 CANCEL MY BID I HAVE NO MONEY
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GDI FUCK YOU START HANDLING YOUR FINANCES
GO WHORE YOURSELF OUT NEXT TIME WHORE.
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nO STOP ITS SO HARD AS A PROSTITUTE YOU DONT UNDERSTAnD
BUT I STILL REALLY LIKE THE ADOPTABLE CAN I HAVE IT ANYWAY
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EXCUSE MEΒ
DO YOU GO TO A COACH CHAIN STORE AND GO
WOW THIS 900$ LEATHER POTATO SACK IS SUPER NICE
I REALLY LIKE IT
I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY
CAUSE I'M A SKANK ASS PROSTITUTE
BUT CAN I HAVE IT ANYWAYS
EXCEPT THIS EXAMPLE ISN'T ACCURATE
CUZ, UH, I'M SORT OF LIKE, WAY BETTER THAN COACH >>
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I'm actually temped to buy this beautiful specimen! XD
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GOOD. YOU SHOULD BE. YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HESITATING, YOU SHOULD JUST GIVE INTO YOUR DIRTY URGES.
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Ohohohoh, are you implying something, sugar?
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don't comment if you're not interested
//jkjk
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I'm sorry ;_;
I still think it looks good thoΒ
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goodΒ
just sit there and be jelous
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LOL im Aquarius, It's rare for me to be jealous.Β
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lol omg i didn't know that 0_0
where do you find like, the official personaility traits for each zodiac?
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Yup .Β
Most of what's said is true from what I use,Β
but I am nice lolΒ
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omg wat
im supposed to be skeptical?
LMFAO
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I guess, but not too much. I'd say 90%-95% is true.Β
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haha but they make it so it fits anyone
i mean, sometimes im mean
sometimes im nice
sometimes warm
sometimes cold
it says i'm supposed to be cold
well, sometimes i am sometimes i'm not
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Ah I see, well then whatever works for you.
It says im cold and distant, which is true, but then again Im also really kind :3
I guess it depends on the way you are towards me.Β
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I am not worthy of this adopt for I am poor. /sobbusobbu
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god damn it good realize your worthlessness stop looking at this adopt no looking if you don't intend to buy god go back to your dumpster I don't feel sorry for scumbags
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EVERYTIME YOU FAGGOTS WHINE I RAISE THE AUTO BUY
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I BID AN INFINITE MONEY MAKER
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//throws u into a blender
get out
//sob
those don't exist
i googled infinite neopoint generator
when i used to play neopets
when i was younger
and foolish
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god damn dat hair is worthy of my affectionsΒ Β Β -- gonna pet that double triple quadruple chin with my unworthy fingers
AB PRZ
IS MY BODY ENUFF 4 UΒ
ITS WORTH 2345RT367 x 0 DOLLARS PROMISE
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GURL YOU GET YOUR GROSS ASS FINGERS AWAY FROM MY GREASE KING YOU AIN'T WORTHY TO PET HIS CROWN
Β
CAN'T AB SORRY AB IS N/A YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVTA FIGHT FOR HIM.
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