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Sakura: I still think she looks better in her natural form
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Naruto: Well she looks beautiful to me regardless. Besides, no one really cares what you think.
sasuke: Yeah.
Sarada: True.
Bolt: We don't.
Himawari: Why are you even hear? Get a life and stop getting into our dad's business!
sakura: ........................................................
Krillin: SENZU BEAN! *Throws a senzu bean at sakura's head*
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Sakura: look all I'm saying is in her natural form she's hot I mean really hot so hot to the point that I would even become a lesbian.
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Naruto: I think I understand now........you're trying to take Hinata away from me you twisted, home-wrecking creep!
*slaps sakura across the face* That's MY baby! You best remember who taps that every night!
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Sakura: I'm not trying to take her away.
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Naruto: Lies! *smacks sakura in the face twelve more times*
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Naruto: YOU NEVER STOPPED! *grabs sakura by the ankle and starts slamming her to the ground*
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Sakura: OW DON'T MAKE ME CALL SASUKE!
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Naruto and everyone: ...........pfffft........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Sasuke: stop laughing at me I'm a real threat watch fire style fireball jutsu!
* Sasuke shoots his fireball jutsu at Naruto and Hinata not giving them some burnt clothes and a little bit of skin.*
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Naruto: You got smoke on my favorite jacket you idiot! *slings sakura, who he still has by the ankle, and slams her into sasuke like......9000 times*
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Sasuke: OW THAT'S IT CHIDORI! *Sasuke Chidori's Naruto right in the crotch*
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Naruto: HA! Idiot! All the sex I have with Hinata has made my man parts as tough and strong as the Third Raikage.
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Sasuke:........How the hell does that work?
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Naruto: You should be more worried about your face.
sasuke: Why?
*Suddenly, Hinata's fist smashes right into sasuke's face, sending him through an entire mountain range and into a pit full of yaoi fangirls*
Hinata: No one even tries to harm those balls.
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*Sasuke the blood from his mouth and then looks at Hinata in shock*
Sasuke: what the hell happened to you! you were not that strong before! one minute you are as weak as a newborn bunny the next your as strong if not stronger than Sakura!
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Hinata: *flexes* Don;t get mad because you can;t handle and actual strong woman. Naruto can handle me easy, all night long, and then through the day. It's no wonder you and sakura have 1 child.Β
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Sasuke: It still amazes me how long he can handle you because you're a bitch so shut up you Bitch
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Hinata: Oh? I think a certain boy is on his time of the month again. Do you need a tampon?
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Sasuke:.........I Am Going to kill you.
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Hinata and everyone: Pfft.........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Sasuke: THAT'S IT EVERYONE DIES!!!!!
*Sasuke prepairs to fire his Most powerful Sasunno Beam*
Sasuke: NARUTO HINATA BORUTO HIMAWARI SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR VILLAGE!
Boruto: well that's not very nice.
Sasuke: OF COURSE NOT I'M FUCKING EVIL!!!!! SASUNNO BEAM FIRE!!!!!
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*But before sauske can fire the beam, Naruto, Hinata, Bolt, and Himawari all kick him in his rinnegan eye at the same time*
sasuke: AHHHH! MY EYE! MY BEAUTIFUL RINNEGAN EYE! I CAN'T FEEL IT ANYMORE!
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Sasuke: well looks like I'm going to have to do this the old fashion way...... * pulls out his sword and infuses it with Chidori lighting*
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*Hinata smashes her fist into his nose*
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Sasuke: OW PRICK!
* attacks her with his sword*
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*the sword breaks against Hianta's new body*
Naruto: Futile.
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* Hinata grab's Sasuke by the collar*
Trucker announcer guy: and that's when the Uchiha learned that when you go up against someone with a buff body like Hinata your sword becomes as useless as a screen door on a submarine...
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*Hinata then picks sasuke up and slams his back into her knee*
Naruto: Hot.
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*Hinata then Gentle fists Sasuke so hard she sends him flying to the moon where he lands on the surface of the moon and then meets a familiar face.*
Toneri:...............Hi.
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sasuke: ...........*jumps back to earth*
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*Sasuke falls back to earth like a meteor and crashes into naruto's house*
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*he looks up to see Naruto and Hinata, still in her new form, doing......things*
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Sasuke: Hey guys.........Toneri said hi
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Hinata: Get out! Wait.....no.....no........you watch this. You watch how a REAL man handles a woman.
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Sasuke: so to be clear you guys don't care about the gigantic hole I just made in your wall from crashing into your house
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Naruto: Our house repairs itself now, see?Β
*the hole is patched up as if it never happened*
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Sasuke: Well guess what as much as I question your house being able to do that I'm not going to watch you guys do the do you want to know why because I can't because you and your two little brats Β kicked me in the eye!
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Naruto: Let's see.........I have the better wife, two children, and I fulfilled my dream of being Hokage. You married sakura, have one kid you left for like 12 years, and achieved your goal only to regret it right afterwards. If you can't follow where I'm going, YOU are the loser here little boy.Β
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Sasuke: Β I see where this is going you don't need to explain it to me. To be honest if all this pent up anger towards me is about the fight we had then I'm going to be the adult ok you win I lost fair and square
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Naruto: I already know that. You're the one having trouble accepting it.
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Sasuke: Β but I just said I admit defeat. you win.
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Naruto: You did that already. I was there ya know?
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