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I got the idea for this from a certain meetup where there was a musician whose voice reminded me of Eric Cartman, and I had my Scarlet plush with me at the time.

I don’t really “ship” these two, but if you insist, there’d be some very specific conditions to keep in mind...primarily, it’d be an abusive relationship, with Scarlet as the abuser. And the other kids wisened up to Eric’s tricks, with all the past seasons leading to a “boy who cried wolf” sort of tragedy that lets Scarlet exploit unfettered access for experimenting in the dark art of Manipulation.

I know Cartman’s done some really epic shit in his prime...but Scarlet’s literally the Princess of Badass. She’ll be fine. >
So much, in fact, astute viewers may notice a new decoration on her. It’s the Presidential Medal of Freedom...WITH DISTINCTION! Yes, it’s a real thing. Look it up. How’d she win the highest U.S. civilian award? Read “Sic Semper Tyrannis” to find out! But I’ll give a vague hint: her title and rank “Princess of Badass” is no exaggeration.

I like the idea of them having some epic confrontation for the climax, like as the world is completely blowing up, the two of them are dueling and arguing at the same time...and when he’s at his lowest, that’s when she breaks up with him, like saying “I don’t see any more benefit to pursuing a relationship.” They’re both too iconic to be killed, but I think she would definitely HURT him.

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I got the idea for this from a certain meetup where there was a musician whose voice reminded me of Eric Cartman, and I had my Scarlet plush with me at the time.

I don’t really “ship” these two, but if you insist, there’d be some very specific conditions to keep in mind...primarily, it’d be an abusive relationship, with Scarlet as the abuser. And the other kids wisened up to Eric’s tricks, with all the past seasons leading to a “boy who cried wolf” sort of tragedy that lets Scarlet exploit unfettered access for experimenting in the dark art of Manipulation.

I know Cartman’s done some really epic shit in his prime...but Scarlet’s literally the Princess of Badass. She’ll be fine. >
So much, in fact, astute viewers may notice a new decoration on her. It’s the Presidential Medal of Freedom...WITH DISTINCTION! Yes, it’s a real thing. Look it up. How’d she win the highest U.S. civilian award? Read “Sic Semper Tyrannis” to find out! But I’ll give a vague hint: her title and rank “Princess of Badass” is no exaggeration.

I like the idea of them having some epic confrontation for the climax, like as the world is completely blowing up, the two of them are dueling and arguing at the same time...and when he’s at his lowest, that’s when she breaks up with him, like saying “I don’t see any more benefit to pursuing a relationship.” They’re both too iconic to be killed, but I think she would definitely HURT him.