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YaoiTotoro — Get a Life Part Two 1

Published: 2013-08-27 02:55:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 1241; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 0
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Description Itachi sighed as leaned against the door to shut it. He just got word that Deidara had just got together with someone else. He didn’t know who yet, but in the end it didn’t matter. Nothing really mattered.

“God damn son of a bitch!!”
Except his brother. Itachi blew air from his nose.
“Love you too foolish brother.”
“Like hell you do! What the hell did you do to my contacts!?”
Itachi blinked a few times.
“Nothing.”
Sasuke looked at him dully.
“Seriously?”
“I know, I’m freaked out too.”

Sasuke yelled in annoyance as he ran back upstairs to go look in his room once again. Sasuke lived in a pattern, in the morning he’d get up at 7:30 sharp, get dressed, put his contacts on, eat a tomato cheese sandwich (on week days), go to school, come home, do homework, eat, shower, take off contacts, and go to bed at exactly 10 a clock. If something disturbed this pattern in anyway it would mess him up for the rest of the day. Today was no exception. Where the hell where his contacts? Sasuke KNEW he put them on his dresser last night.

Itachi began to pounder then smiled. Naruto. He was here juuust long enough that he may of in fact taken them. Playing along with Naruto’s little game, he went upstairs to look for the spare contacts in the bathroom and remove them before Sasuke noticed. Much to his surprise Naruto must of already of taken them because there weren’t any there. He then walked into Sasuke’s room.

“It would appear you’re out of contact lenses.”
“WHAT!?!?” Sasuke began to panic. He needed his contacts. He ALWAYS had his contacts. “I-!” Sasuke paused placing his palms to the side of his forehead then bringing them down in a chop like motion “store.” And refocused his attention to a new goal. Grabbing his jacket he was about to head out but his brother blocked his path.

“Move.”
“Hmm, no.”
“Why the hell not?”
“Well for starters…your still in your pajama’s.” He noted as he pointed at his brothers attire. “Second you have proscribed contacts. The one’s in the store won’t help you.”
“Well they’re better than nothing.” He then tried moving to the other side to get past but Itachi merely blocked his path yet again. Sasuke growled in frustration. Today was just not his day. He then looked up at him angrily. “Itachi I need to go!”
“No, you need stop zeroing in on this one thing and realize that there is another alterative.”
“Oh? And what would that be?” Genius? Sasuke added in his mind.

Itachi merely pointed on his dresser, following his gaze Sasuke then realized what Itachi was getting at.
“…I am NOT wearing those.”
“You don’t have much a choice.”
“Store.”
“You will miss most of your first period.”
“I don’t care!”
Itachi sighed as he took hold of Sasuke’s shoulder and walked over to grab the glasses.
“I am not wearing those!” Sasuke squirmed. But no matter how hard he tried Itachi never let go. Not even as he headed down the stairs and to the front door.
“Oh yes, yes you are.”



Naruto merely smiled as he saw Sauske being dropped off by Itachi. He was wearing them, he was wearing the glasses.
“I hate you, I hate you SO much.” Sasuke growled as he slammed the car door. Itachi merely smiled  as he drove off. He says that now, he thought, but Sasuke well come around to thanking him…someday.
Sasuke then took the glasses off and started walking towards the school. Naruto pouted.
“Teme, put those on.”
“Put what on?”
“You’re glasses.”
“I do not need them.”
Annoyied Naruto then stretched his leg out and Sasuke tripped falling to the ground. Naruto leaned over him and looked at him dully.

“You were saying?”
“…you did that on purpose.”
“Wouldn’t of mattered if you wore your glasses since you would of saw that and avoided it all together.”
There was silence then he sighed.
“There’s no wining this, is there?”
“No.” Naruto then offered him his hand “No there is not.”
Sasuke took the hand and got up. As he began dusting himself off Naruto then reached down into Sasuke’s butt pocket to grab the glasses. Sasuke froze and blushed. If only the pants weren’t in the way… Naruto then opened them and placed the glasses on him.
“There.” Naruto smiled as Sasuke’s vision began to clear “Much better.”
Sasuke looked down in embarrassment. That smile was damn sexy, and he was so close…

The bell rang and both the boys jolted. How long had they been stairing at each other? Naruto leaned back chuckling nerviously as he rubbed the back of his neck.
“So like, we should get going.”
“Yeah…”
They then walked side by side of each other in awkward silence. Sasuke let out a shaky breath, thank god there weren’t that many people in the halls now. But…the minute they went into the classroom he was sure everyone was gonna notice.


Or so he thought.
“Holy shit guys! Did you guys lose a bet or what?”
Naruto was hollering with laughter. Even Sasuke tried holding in a snort. Neji was dressed as a slutty cowboy, Kiba wore a leather coat with the word Queen Bitch written in the back in hot pink and in cursive, and Shino wore a dog collar with dog ears and tail to match. They looked so ridiculous that no one even seemed to notice Sasuke wearing glasses. Which wasn’t surprising considering how much attention they were bringing to themselves. Heck, even some random chick came on over just to take a picture.

“Ten Ten, you are such an ass.” Neji grumbled.
“Why thank you.” She did a little bow then got up looking around. “Where’s lover boy?”
“...Lover boy?”
Ten Ten smirk devilishly.
“So you haven’t seen him either, huh?”
All the boys looked at her confusingly until they saw Gaara walk into the classroom. Their eyes grew wide.


“Holy shit.” Sasuke was the first to respond. On his forehead was a tattoo. A fricken tattoo.
“That...that looks painful.” Naruto followed up.
“What is that?” Kiba looked over at Gaara confusingly as he tilted his head.
Shino decided it wasn’t worth paying attention to and decided to pull out his textbook and read and Neji began walking over to him cautiously and began talking to him. Naruto was still gapping in shock.
“Do…do people seriously do that? Tattoo there faces like that?”
“Well, I know girls do so that it looks like they’re wearing permeate make-up, but other than that I’m not to sure of.” Kiba commented out loud. “But I bet it look really cool.” Kiba then smiled goofily “I wanna try it.”
“No.” Shino commented sharply never once taking an eye off the page.
“Why not?” Kiba asked annoyed leaning towards him.
Shino smiled and pinched Kiba’s check “Cause I would hate it if something where to happen to that cute little face of yours.” Kiba pulled back and rubbed it as Shino went back to reading his book. Kiba growled. He didn’t need Shino’s permission. He could do whatever the hell he wanted.

Sasuke then glanced over at Naruto.
“So…those whiskers on your cheeks, they’re not tattoos?”
“…Oh wow, you really do need to wear your glasses.” He then grabbed Sasuke’s hands and brought them to his checks. “Do you feel the bumps? They’re scares.”
Sasuke blinked a few times in bewilderment.
“Black scares?”
“Yeah…” Naruto glanced away “lets not get into that.”

“Love.”
He heard Shino’s comment to Gaara. Naruto then glanced over Sasuke’s shoulder and saw Gaara and Neji talking. Naruto frowned. Regardless of how bad his and Neji’s relationship was, it still hadn’t change the fact that he stole Neji from him.
“Naruto?” Naruto glanced over at Sasuke. “It’s over, move on.”
Naruto sighed.
“Yeah well, easier said than done.”
Kakashi had then walked into the classroom and everyone took their seats.  As the lecture began he felt his butt vibrate. Confused, Naruto digged into his pocket, took out his phone, and read the text.

RedAdventure : You can always kill him in the game.

Naruto laughed. Yeah, there was always that. But for some reason Naruto didn’t think that was gonna be enough. He lost a very good boyfriend. He then scanned the classroom, and those were very hard to find.
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Comments: 20

Chaos-Ridden-Wolf [2016-05-03 00:32:02 +0000 UTC]

When are you going to upload the next chapter of part 2!?! I can't wait that long😣😣

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YaoiTotoro In reply to Chaos-Ridden-Wolf [2016-05-03 23:51:25 +0000 UTC]

I don't think I am. I haven't worked on it for like 2 years. That and even if I did have more my computer crashed not that long ago so it destroyed everything in it. Sides, I'm more likely going to write something else. I don't know if I'm going to go back to my old work or make something new though... it's been a while since I last wrote anything.

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Chaos-Ridden-Wolf In reply to YaoiTotoro [2016-05-03 23:54:41 +0000 UTC]

I understand, and good luck with that computer,along with ur work

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YaoiTotoro In reply to Chaos-Ridden-Wolf [2016-05-04 22:34:08 +0000 UTC]

I am currently working on something else though

yaoitotoro.deviantart.com/art/…

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Chaos-Ridden-Wolf In reply to YaoiTotoro [2016-05-04 22:47:18 +0000 UTC]

Oh I know,and I love the idea. How can you come up with these stories, they're so amazing!!!

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flowerpower138 [2013-09-03 23:36:35 +0000 UTC]

.....

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shantelleuchiha [2013-09-03 00:27:08 +0000 UTC]

Naruto is an idiot

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burgundyrose77 [2013-08-27 23:23:49 +0000 UTC]

So Happy! Thank you so much! I can't wait to read more! 

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NintendoKat [2013-08-27 20:28:00 +0000 UTC]

yay, a whole new series! x] squee~

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RavenJovan [2013-08-27 19:35:55 +0000 UTC]

What a great opening, and those dares, you totaly remembered them, I LOVE IT....good work

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Somebodeeh [2013-08-27 07:31:19 +0000 UTC]

Uwaaah! Part 2 FTW! Yeayuhh!  

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yasminload63 [2013-08-27 06:09:40 +0000 UTC]

im excited for the itachi deidara part of the story

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black-neko21 [2013-08-27 03:52:21 +0000 UTC]

This is so awesome!!
Keep up the good work

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mysteriouslymythical [2013-08-27 03:48:39 +0000 UTC]

"He lost a very good boyfriend. He then scanned the classroom, and those were very hard to find." Naruto I'm going to hit you with a frying pan and make you kiss with Sasuke like in that one episode! Then you're together! (I think it was episode 2)

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YaoiTotoro In reply to mysteriouslymythical [2013-08-27 03:52:11 +0000 UTC]

Did that actually happen in the series? I thought he was accidentally bumped into and that that was how he ended up kissing Sasuke.

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MegaAnimeFreak7 In reply to YaoiTotoro [2013-10-20 01:50:59 +0000 UTC]

You know, they kissed a second time in the series

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YaoiTotoro In reply to MegaAnimeFreak7 [2013-10-20 07:36:31 +0000 UTC]

... oh wait that one waterfall scene when their hands are bond to each other? Yeah I saw pics of that.

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mysteriouslymythical In reply to YaoiTotoro [2013-08-27 04:03:44 +0000 UTC]

yea, I was just making a reference to how I'd make them kiss. Except instead of them glaring at each other, Sasuke is glaring at Naruto who's teasing him about his glasses or something. Maybe the pattern he has to go through every day?

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YaoiTotoro In reply to mysteriouslymythical [2013-08-27 04:14:52 +0000 UTC]

He's a bit... obsessive compulsive? He has a routine. It's hard to explain, but there are a lot of people who are like this. Kids are a good example, they need to wake up at certain times, nap at certain times, and go to bed at a certain time, other wise it messes with them. Does that help explain.

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mysteriouslymythical In reply to YaoiTotoro [2013-08-27 23:28:49 +0000 UTC]

yes, thank-you

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