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[2012-04-29 20:51:44 +0000 UTC]
"Little shits....."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 715; Deviations: 15; Watchers: 228
Watching: 202; Pageviews: 11790; Comments Made: 4692; Friends: 202
# Interests
Favorite movies: Titanic, I Am Legend, Dead Space, Dante's Inferno, etc...(scary or funny)Favorite TV shows: Big Bang Theory, Adventure Time, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, etc...(funny)
Favorite bands / musical artists: Evanescence, Elena Siegman, Beatles, Linkin Park, Mayhem, Renard, Skrillex
Favorite books: Harry Potter Series, Series of Unfortunate Events, Halo: The Fall of Reach(it is real), Gregor the Overlander Series
Favorite games: Elder Scrolls: Skyrim/Oblivion/Morrowind, Alice Madness Returns, Yume Nikki, Dante's Inferno, Arcana Hearts, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Dead Space, Left for Dead, Penumbra, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Bioshock, Black Ops, Fallout, Fallout: New Vegas
Other Interests: I like hitting people with a bat.
# About me
CHOOSE A PLAYERAllies:
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His name is Alan Jones.
Appearance: He has brunet hair, red eyes, sunglasses, and dark brown leather jacket.
Weapons: Bat-used for close combat
switchblade-mainly used to scare people or used in his 'games'
chainsaw-only used on special occasions
S/O: Bisexual
His brother is Arthur Kirkland, a sick f*ck who takes people's fingers as snacks. Also, there's Matthew Williams, he fights with Alan constantly to try and break his face in with a hockey stick.
He loves to make it absolutely clear he is nothing like his counterpart and if he is compared to him he will kill that person. He has very serious abandonment issues, if someone tries to leave him he'll beg them to stay. At times, he will say something scientific like a nerd. When lustful, he acts like a wolf in heat. (let me say something, if you do not like smut or strong langauge TELL ME PLEASE.)
Weakness: ahoge and a small(huge) weakness for fluffy things
Lovers: {Robot!Arthur}: "Science....I can't tell if this is bad or good but I really don't care. I love you Arthur! And nothing will ever change that!"
{Werewolf!Alfred}: "You sure have alot of energy huh? Whateves. I still love you Connor~"
I'm not a perfect person....
There's many things I wish I didn't do.
But I continue learning...
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go-
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me,
To change who I used to be.
A reason to start over new...
and the reason is you~
I'm sorry that I hurt you-
It's something I must live with everyday...
And all the pain I put you through,
I wish that I could take it all away
And be the one who catches all your tears.
Thats why I need you to hear!
I've found a reason for me,
To change who I used to be.
A reason to start over new...
and the reason is you~
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Friends: "You're pretty cool for an alien E.T."
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Frenemies: "Fuck. You. Bro."
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Pets: {Werewolf!Alfred}: "More or less a pet, but still, Connor's a good dog, and if any of you dare hurt or even touch him, I'll rip out your eyes and shove them down your throat."
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Former Pets: "Well your boyfriend sure has a fucking stick up his ass. Tell him to chill the fuck out."
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Fucking Hates: "He left his mark above my damned heart."
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You just freak me the fuck out: "You took my blood!"
{Scary Godfather!Alfred} "Ahem. I refuse to speak of what hap-" (HE CURLED UP IN FETAL POSITION CAUSE HE WAS SCARED//beaten with a bat)
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Times he's died: 2
"He shot me.......many times."
"YOU ARE A TOTAL ASS! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HE DID TO ME?!!! RIPPED OUT MY FUCKING HEART! WHO DOES THAT?!!!"
"It'll be fun......for me."
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-"
# Comments
Comments: 2595
y u keep freaken out aboot it?
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e3e im watching u
Every move u make doesnt go undetected >:U
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BUNNY!!!
IM IN LA!!!
MY FAM IS GONNA BE THERE FOR THREE DAYS AND WE'RE GOING TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS!!!!!!!!!
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BABY I WAS JUST THERE OH MY GOD THERE IS A CHANCE.
A CHANCE.
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We're going out to eat right now.
Tomorrow we're gonna be at Universal and if possible ask you're parents if you can stay with us pwq
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well i see you were recently on my profile
Hi bby <3
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Tapfft
ur so late with things
Hi Bunneh~
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I'm very late with like everything when it comes to thinking, yes.
Hiiiii c:
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And i am starting to get late when it comes to things like reaction :v
kecia(?) Threw somethin at the back of my head and i noticed a minute later
Hiiiiiiiiiiiii *3*
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OH MY GOODNESS KECIA HOW IS MY BABY KECIA <3333??????
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strange and starting to open up some more 030 she tells us things
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Aww what a cuuuutie pie!!!!
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OH MY GOD THAT CHARACTER FROM BLEACH HE WAS AN INTERESTING ONE HIS HAIR IS A WIG LOL
Of course you're a cutie bby how could I forgetMY LITTLE BABYJTHJKHSGHJKFF
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It is? :v i knew it was from bleach but i didnt really know who the character was
Pfft
i don need ur word for that woman!
Im gorgeous -3-
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At least I think it was??? Iunno it was two years ago c:
You bet c;
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ikr?
And i just realised something
During our classes before lunch bristol talks to me then at lunch and stage productions she acts like she doesn't even know me
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NO IM NOT 18 HOURS LATE TO REPLY OR ANYTHING
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She's just feeling distant c:
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*clings* how did i not see this message before?! Its beautiful non senpai
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;v; I JUST WANTED TO WISH A HAPPY VALENTINES DAY GOSH GOLLY
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((I just wanted to say, that this is a lovely account~~))
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( c: thank ya
Yours is cool too bro)
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((Thank you~ ^-^
I hope to Roleplay with you sometime))
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Aiko sighed.She sat down by a tree and bit her lip."I'm bored..."she muttered.She heard a twig break."Who's there?"
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Alfred was walking around in the park when he saw Alan. "Oh... This will be fun" He tried to sneak up on the 2p.
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Alan was chewing on a flower and sighed. "Try it and I might get scared and punch you in the face as a reaction."
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"... Like you get scared." He sighed. "I met your little boyfriend!~" He grinned.
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Almost instantly, Alan grabbed the demon by his throat, squeezing tightly. "What the fuck did you do to him?!"
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Alfred laughed. He got exactly the reaction he wanted. "We talked. I played with Alfie. You can ask him." He hummed.
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Alan looked in the demon's eyes for any possible hint of a lie and grudgingly released him. "Fuck off and get away from me I don't want to be dealing with you right now."
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Alfred pouted "But I'm bored. What are you doing now?"
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*slaps hand away* im too pretty 4 u
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BITCH IM FLAWLESS
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((Could You add Alfie to relations as a frenemy? ))
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pnq whyyyyyyyyyy?! i is u senpai!
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BECAUSE
IM JUST DONE
IM SORRY IF YOU TAKE IT TO THE EDGE
/eternally hugs you 5-3v3r
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*Smacks* listen to your senpai -n-
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happy birthday vuv ;; <3
deviantART muro drawing
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