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Corvalian
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[2007-03-19 04:20:19 +0000 UTC]
"A long-winded bastard."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1700; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 223
Watching: 336; Pageviews: 238976; Comments Made: 14291; Friends: 336
# Interests
Favorite TV shows: Game of Thrones, True Detective, Breaking BadFavorite bands / musical artists: 311, Chevelle, Deftones
Favorite games: Fallout, Dark Souls, Mass Effect
Favorite gaming platform: PC
Tools of the Trade: Photoshop, Intuos 4
Other Interests: film, writing, ...drinking
# Comments
Comments: 3795
Just popping by to see if you're still kickin'. Surprise me.
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Wouldn't youΒ like to know?
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Well obviously, you dunderhead.
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Oh... well alright then.
Not much... I guess. You?
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same, just the work grind and the exhaustion life. Are the forums still worth the bullshit or are they a waste a time now.
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I haven't been able to get into them like I used to for like two or three years now, but it might just be because I got old (woa, that must make you like 80!). I still pop in from time to time though.
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You're damn right they are, glad you finally came to your senses. Where the hell have you been?
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I lied they aren't good.
Around, thought I'll stop by.
How have you been?
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That's a lie! You haven't been around anywhere.
Meh, alright I suppose.
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You haven't been around then! I've been on the forums lately.Β
Where have you been huh? Huh?
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Oh yea? link to a post.
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Ive posted in a lot of threads good sir!
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You're all talk!
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Iβll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iβve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iβm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAΒ and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youβre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatβs just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little βcleverβ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnβt, you didnβt, and now youβre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youβre fucking dead, kiddo.
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Oh god stop, I'm gonna bust my stitches fuck, send help lmao laughing to death
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Don't tell me that's the first time you've seen that copypasta.
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It is, and it amused me more than it should have. I don't get out in the Internet much these days.
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"These days?" That pasta is from like five years ago man! Oh well, to be fair, I had a similar reaction the first time I saw it too. Glad I could do some internet enlightening.
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It was just the best response to a single word comment. I needed the laugh admittedly. And five years sounds about when I started to vacate most of the net because people are stupid.
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I'm the stupidest. I mean look at me. I keep talkin ta yooooooou
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Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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Now I'm wondering what you said.
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I gave you one of these Β Β Β but I didn't mean to. Β It was for the other guy on my thread. Β I was reading your journal on blocks and forgot where I was for a min.Β Β
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Thank you for the 
-Jonathan Uriah Denney
Nature and Wildlife Photographer
www.JonUriah.com Β - www.Facebook.com/UriahGallery Β
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I have to spam message this. Forgive me Corvalian-san.
I've aparently already given you a llama. I was going to re-gift you but it's impossible.
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-singing- I came here to thank you for the llama~
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Come~ dance with us you must. uwu
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I should get a horse mask.
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And strut around town making horsey noises and asking people to ride you 
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Of course not.
My spirit is free and untamable. I would make for a most majestic stallion.
Hot chicks though, they can ride me I guess.
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Thanks for the llama! I gave you one in return.
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Damn you to hell!
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