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DerpaLisaPlz
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[2012-02-14 22:53:35 +0000 UTC]
(Italy)
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Favourites: 6; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 13
Watching: 15; Pageviews: 7443; Comments Made: 98; Friends: 15
# Comments
Comments: 108
Oh their not real sweetly don't worry...
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You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email?
CASE ONE -
Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise dead.
CASE TWO -
Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life.
CASE THREE -
Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there she was, Bloody Mary standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.
Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED
We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to...
NO PEOPLE - You're going to die.
1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life.
5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die.
15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Bloody Mary
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i dine in hell
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Yes because someone would kill you because you didn't send chain mail.
I mean, really, it'd be such a hassle. ._.
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teiam for a chain letter!
at 1:00 youer dick well die!
ON wendsday your moms face will diea!
tommow youll get space aids!
today ye girlfrined wiell eat ye ear!
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ooooo jeez so scare!@4!@41!
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stop hating plz ;n;
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Good thing I'm not lesbian.
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HI IA M THE WURLDS WORST TERRORIZT AND IF U DONT POO ST DIS TO A ZILLION KAGILLION PEOPLE IN UNDER A TRILLIONTH OF A NANOSEXOND THE WORLD WILL GO BOOM AND EVRYWUN DIEZ AND IFF U DEW IT STILL GOES BOOM CAUSE I REALLY CANT FIND ANY FUCKS TO GIVE!!!
CASE 1: DEAD!
CASE 2: DEAD!
CASE 3: DAED!
CASE 4: DEAD!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!11!!!ONEONEONE!1ELEVEN111!!!!!11!O!N!!1!!E!!!!!!!111!!!
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HI IA M THE WURLDS WORST TERRORIZT AND IF U DONT POO ST DIS TO A ZILLION KAGILLION PEOPLE IN UNDER A TRILLIONTH OF A NANOSEXOND THE WORLD WILL GO BOOM AND EVRYWUN DIEZ AND IFF U DEW IT STILL GOES BOOM CAUSE I REALLY CANT FIND ANY FUCKS TO GIVE!!!
CASE 1: DEAD!
CASE 2: DEAD!
CASE 3: DAED!
CASE 4: DEAD!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!11!!!ONEONEONE!1ELEVEN111!!!!!11!O!N!!1!!E!!!!!!!111!!!
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"If you love your mom then post this to 20 people, a girl ignored this and her mom died 365 days later, sorry I can't ignore this cause I love my mom...
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STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
YOU VIOLATED MY HAPPINESS.
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yes, but my "mom" is my mum....
:3 so she can't die cos' she a mum. xD
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YES. WIN.
WE HAVE FOUND THE LOOPHOLE.
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Happy late b-day.
I was sick, so I couldn't say it the day of......
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Derpa Lisa, Derpalisa, men have named you
You're so like the lady with the mystic smile
Is it only 'cause you're lonely, they have blamed you
For that Derpalisa strangeness in your smile?
Do you smile to tempt a lover, Derpalisa?
Or is this your way to hide a broken heart?
Many dreams have been brought to your doorstep
They just lie there and they die there
Are you warm, are you real, Derpalisa?
Or just a cold and lonely, lovely work of art?
Do you smile to tempt a lover, Derpalisa?
Or is this your way to hide a broken heart?
Many dreams have been brought to your doorstep
They just lie there and they die there
Are you warm, are you real, Derpalisa?
Or just a cold and lonely, lovely work of art?
Derpalisa, Derpalisa
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Now THIS.
..Is what I call a work of art. It's so beautiful.
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