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Elitegengar
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[2010-10-29 15:05:31 +0000 UTC]
"has been falafel'd"
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 101; Deviations: 42; Watchers: 87
Watching: 49; Pageviews: 24961; Comments Made: 1311; Friends: 49
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Saliva DarlingFavorite movies: Shaun of the sheep
Favorite TV shows: Red Dwarf, IT Crowd, HIMYM, Not Going Out, Suits
Favorite bands / musical artists: Multitude of electronic artists & classical composers
Favorite books: Anything science related
Favorite writers: Franz Kaftan, Jean-Levi Satire, Gorge Oilwell, Isaab Assimov
Favorite games: Pokemon main series, Metroid Prime, BioShock Infinite
Favorite gaming platform: Whatever's out at the moment
Tools of the Trade: Gameboy link cable (okay, it's all wifi now, fine)
Other Interests: Music, writing, gaming, science
# About me
Hello there. Yes, you. If you’re reading this, it’s because of one of two reasons; either a Falafel-eating Gargoyle from my home planet of Ytmosinufabzeque (pronounced ‘pargle’ in Earth-speak) is up to one of its infantile antics again, or I am so utterly bored with my life that I have time to write one of these pointless little things about myself. Thinking about it, the first is more probable.What to say first – ah, yes, my name. As you can see, my username is Elitegengar. This is actually a clever anagram of my real name; Tgeir Ganeel. Although it has a reputation back on my planet of being exceptionally difficult for the human tongue to pronounce correctly, my time here has led me to notice that Bangladeshis seem to have a particular knack for saying it accurately.
For my favourite food I shall merely list those that take residence on Earth, as Ytmosinufabzequian food is far too complex for the average Homosapien brain, and explaining would be futile:
- Tulips, for their fascinatingly bitter taste
- Gastropods; tastes like chicken
- Mongolian Death Worm, although a tricky customer when hunting for one personally
- Sand (greatly helps digestion when eating foreign foods)
My avatar is a character from the game and TV series 'Pokemon', I believe. I chose it for the appearance of the creature is relatively accurate to my own anatomy. I should point out some key differences.
- My skin is not purple, but in fact of an extremely high wavelength inaccessible to the Human eye. This renders me invisible for most part; the exception of course being my bright orange genitalia
- Where the picture shows the creatures ears, is actually where my fingernails protrude. Contrary to humans’ definition, the nails do not necessarily have to be on the fingers themselves
Well, that’s about it. I’ll continue what I was doing beforehand, which is reading a new novel I bought from a shop whilst eating a Duck Fetus egg. The novel is a collection of short stories, I believe- it’s called ‘the Bible’. Here’s hoping for a sequel. Great read.
Anyway, got to go. Unless of course, this really was written by a Falafel-eating Gargoyle, in which case I was never here in the first place. So, erm, peace out. Word to your mother. Whatever you humans say these days.
# Comments
Comments: 159
Uh-oh! It told me not to favorite Sylveon......
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It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again ...
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Ah but the hose is a most pleasurable and erotic experience, aye.
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Happy birthday buddy, hope you have a wonderful day today.
Also be sure to wish for something before you blow out the candles by the way.
One more thing, here's a (virtual) cake and some (virtual) presents from me.
Hope you enjoy 'em. And don't forget to have a splendid time today.
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play some castlevania NOW!
I've played 2 out of 3 of the gba ones and they're sick
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Argh I can't!! Loads of college work piled up from procrastinating the shit out them, so I've had to pull two all-nighters and work on it for the past four days to finish this chemistry assignment. 
OK which one's are the sickest? And how about I get Lords of Shadow - Mirror of fate?
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Dont get the 3ds one it sucks.
circle of the moon is the worst gba one and aria of sorrow is the best one.
The ds ones are better so get those
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DONT buy the 3ds one.
From the gba games the sickest one is aria of sorrow and the shittiest one is circle of the moon.
Get aria of sorrow or harmony of dissonance.
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What do you think about this; www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v1K8n…
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The guy's a sprinkling of genius and a massive dollop of maniac!
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He once drinked...
liquid ass...
Yes, THAT...
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I had to look what "liquid ass" was... it definitely sounded bad and rather strange. Yeah he's a crazy he is. I watched the one where he snorted cayenne pepper powder, holy shit. I've eaten a cayenne pepper before, normally, and that was bad enough as it is, never mind snorted haha.
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That one video with cayenne pepper is beast.
He did the "double condom" challenge.
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Thanks a lot for the watch! (Sorry for being a bit late with this 
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No problem, I really love your drawings, your style is brilliant.
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Happy birthday buddy, hope you have a wonderful day today.
Also be sure to wish for something before you blow out the candles by the way.
One more thing, here's a (virtual) cake and some (virtual) presents from me.
Hope you enjoy 'em. And don't forget to have a splendid time today.
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Lol, thanks!
Also, thank you for the fave.
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*watches* I can't wait to get a notification from u :3
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Thanks, although the last thing I put up here was over 7 months ago... but fingers crossed.
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Haha, do something i love your pixels
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no problem!
and thank you too.
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Wow, someone actually read that.
Glad you found it funny, I thought I was just amusing myself.
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Yeah, it was very creative/funny.
How do you come up with all that??? That's some talent I don't have... XD
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could I ask for one?
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Of course. 
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I can see why you favorited my Evolution of Shug, o EliteGengar.
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Really? What mighty powers you have sir!
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I mean, I'm no Sherlock, but I am a pretty decent Watson. At the very least.
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You're welcome, you seem like a pretty cool person.
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