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F-uckoff ♂️ [29735155] [2014-01-12 17:50:18 +0000 UTC] "To me~.." (Unknown)

# Statistics

Favourites: 0; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 618

Watching: 460; Pageviews: 7318; Comments Made: 1384; Friends: 460

# About me




{ (Name) M β™‚ | 19 Years Old | Bisexual | Single }

{ July 4th | 1 Bother | Weird Part-Time Jobs | United States of America | American }

{ Short Auburn Hair | Red Eyes | Tongue Piercing | 177 cm }

{ White T-Shirt | Blue Jeans | Red/Black Sunglasses | Red Converse }

[ Personality ]
{ Short-tempered | Sarcastic | Flirtly | Moody | Big Ego }

[ Likes ]
{ Baseball | Street Fighting | Helping Animals | Vegan Food }

[ Dislikes ]
{ Eating Animals | Sweets/Unhealthy Food | Being Ignored }



[ Inventory ]

{ Wallet | Phone | Baseball Bat }


[ Currently Feeling ]
{ Happy }

[ Current Thoughts ]
{ Shit, nice rack.. }

[ Current Actions ]
{ Probably hitting on someone }






Black dress with the tights underneath,
I got the breath of the last cigarette on my teeth,
And she's an actress (actress),
But she ain't got no need.
Shes got money from her parents in a trust fund back east.
Tongues always pressed to your cheeks,
While my tongue is on the inside of some other girls teeth,
Tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef,
That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him.




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SammiBunny


# Comments

Comments: 736

CryslatBubblegumGall [2014-12-02 06:20:58 +0000 UTC]

Lindistonia(OC-Alien Country): Ello, lovely!~ How are you? New York: Don't worry. She is not always this girly

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Hello-And-Farewell [2014-11-15 02:44:38 +0000 UTC]

"One little two little three little nations, four little five little six little nations, seven little eight little nine little nations, all dying by my hand."the Dane sang out loud , wandering through the halls of some random building He came across, swinging his axe around as if it weighed nothing.

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p-ennswoods [2014-10-31 20:34:29 +0000 UTC]

/glares
/hisses at
/shuffles near wall
/oh god

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KeseKatze [2014-07-31 08:23:13 +0000 UTC]

Iccie: H-hello * is hiding behind corner due to being shy* W-would you l-like to b-be my friend? ( she also sounds like 1p Canada)

Admin: * face palm* Iccie quit acting like a child....

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2pSicily [2014-07-29 11:17:49 +0000 UTC]

Hey Allen.

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HatredForIceAndVodka [2014-07-21 17:53:26 +0000 UTC]

"Well well well, if it isn't our favorite yankee, Albina, I hate your stupid smirk by the way, American."
"Our dear brother Ion, must you be so arrogant in front of a comrade. Forgive my brother, dear, he's just an idiot."
"Albina I swear to god stop making me look bad."

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Poisonous-Cooking [2014-07-19 16:26:55 +0000 UTC]

outofpoison. Ah, thanks for the watch, love!

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Feliciana-V [2014-07-16 06:29:25 +0000 UTC]

((Thanks for the watch back ;u; ))

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F-uckoff In reply to Feliciana-V [2014-07-19 00:03:08 +0000 UTC]

<< Of course!! Your welcome! x3 >>

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The-American-Prussia [2014-07-03 20:27:55 +0000 UTC]

[ Thank you for the watch! ;7;
And
sorry for the super late reply ;; ]

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F-uckoff In reply to The-American-Prussia [2014-07-19 00:06:13 +0000 UTC]

<< It's no problem! <3
I'm sorry as well! > v < ;; >>

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M-urica [2014-06-02 03:13:37 +0000 UTC]

((AYYYYY it's been way too long <3Β 
I have a really old starter from you and I was wondering if you still wanted me to reply to it cuz I totes will ;u; ))

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F-uckoff In reply to M-urica [2014-07-19 00:05:35 +0000 UTC]

<< I'd love to, I like to rp with you. When could even do a new one if you want?? c:
I'msorryforthelatereply-- >>

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luxemboy [2014-06-01 08:51:57 +0000 UTC]

nice ass
;^D

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Ask-2pFemAmerica [2014-05-17 15:41:21 +0000 UTC]

< | Your account is beautiful

omfg-- | >

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bruised-and-bleeding [2014-05-05 20:51:14 +0000 UTC]

(( omfg your user, and this account- i WANNA GET INVOLVED PLZ //smacked ))

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F-uckoff In reply to bruised-and-bleeding [2014-05-16 01:00:56 +0000 UTC]

<< Thank you, hun! Haha, you totally can! xP >>

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JOYtobeGennevive [2014-04-28 06:44:13 +0000 UTC]

Hey hey hey.

Sorry to intrude, but I was wondering if we could do a role-play?

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F-uckoff In reply to JOYtobeGennevive [2014-05-16 00:58:57 +0000 UTC]

<< Oh! That's perfectly fine if you plan on doing it through a roleplay account. u v u >>

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JOYtobeGennevive In reply to F-uckoff [2014-05-16 01:02:39 +0000 UTC]

((Oh nuuuuuuu I dun have a RP accouuuuuuuuunt! QAQ))

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F-uckoff In reply to JOYtobeGennevive [2014-07-13 23:09:10 +0000 UTC]

<< I'm sorry-- ;; >>

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JOYtobeGennevive In reply to F-uckoff [2014-07-13 23:11:34 +0000 UTC]

((It's alright. ^^))

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F-uckoff In reply to JOYtobeGennevive [2014-07-14 22:26:34 +0000 UTC]

<< Ye. >>

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LondonHimeRose [2014-04-28 04:09:27 +0000 UTC]

"hello!" Ivory smiled

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LadyofLiberty [2014-04-26 18:21:02 +0000 UTC]

// squints

Allan -- ?

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Red-LikeRoses [2014-04-26 14:14:38 +0000 UTC]

"HerroΒ 
I'm Pom
Or also known as the ruler of doggy Heaven!"
"Pom, You can be a--"
Pom slaps the girl.
"Ow!" the girl rubs her cheek.

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l-izardboy [2014-04-22 12:14:56 +0000 UTC]

[ OOC: hello--
sorry for the mess with the reservations and stuff but- i wanted to tell you that since the person who had reserved sulley is busy and can't make the account, sulley has been unreserved
i wanted to tell you because you wanted to make a sulley >u < ]

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White-Flags-For-You [2014-04-21 18:00:06 +0000 UTC]

Admin: Hello. I'll just be leaving this here. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rmfPn… . Have a nice day. -walks away-

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F-uckoff In reply to White-Flags-For-You [2014-05-16 01:05:00 +0000 UTC]

<< I. That was the most beautiful thing, dude. >>

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White-Flags-For-You In reply to F-uckoff [2014-05-17 05:22:55 +0000 UTC]

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s-mall-legendary [2014-04-21 17:29:52 +0000 UTC]

( hi there! you have an pretty account~! )

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F-uckoff In reply to s-mall-legendary [2014-04-21 17:42:44 +0000 UTC]

<< Hello!
Thanks so much! <3
That really means a lot.
Might I say thank you as well for the watch. > v < >>

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s-mall-legendary In reply to F-uckoff [2014-04-21 17:44:05 +0000 UTC]

( Your welcome~
Hey, could we rp? l3 )

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F-uckoff In reply to s-mall-legendary [2014-04-21 17:49:47 +0000 UTC]

<< Sure! I'd love to. <3 >>

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s-mall-legendary In reply to F-uckoff [2014-04-21 17:51:34 +0000 UTC]

( Yay~
Do you mind starting if you can? I cant think of a starter- )

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F-uckoff In reply to s-mall-legendary [2014-05-16 01:16:22 +0000 UTC]

<< Sure! I think I have something in mind. u v u >>

The American sighed softly as he continued to aimlessly walk around the forest. It was almost dark since he earlier noticed the sun was close to setting. He figured it was setting at the moment or just about to.
"Ugh.. This is annoying," He grumbled out. Okay, he was lost. He rubbed the back of his neck, furrowing his eyebrows together in thought, "The hell am I supposed to do?" he asked himself before blinking.
"I'm a fuckin' idiot," He growls under his breath. How could he had forgotten he can perfectly survive in the woods on his own! Letting out a huff, he trailed on, looking around from anything that could be useful to him.

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s-mall-legendary In reply to F-uckoff [2014-05-17 12:29:00 +0000 UTC]

( Sorry for the late reply! )
The mew flew above the trees, Listening for anyone that may appear to be lost, so the small legendary can help them. She looked down at an figure below her. Good, She found someone. She flew down, resting on an nearby tree. "Mew?" She mewled, hoping to get the others attention. "Mew.." She blinked her crystal blue eyes slightly.

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E-tre-chaud [2014-04-14 14:30:33 +0000 UTC]

Mmm, baise-moi~?

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F-uckoff In reply to E-tre-chaud [2014-04-21 15:20:45 +0000 UTC]

[ Looks over at, raising an eyebrow. ]

Oh. Hey there Frenchie, the fuck are you saying?..

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E-tre-chaud In reply to F-uckoff [2014-04-24 13:26:52 +0000 UTC]

I shall translate.
baise = fuck
moi = me

baise-moi

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F-uckoff In reply to E-tre-chaud [2014-07-14 01:23:07 +0000 UTC]

[ He listens to him explain ]
[ A smirk slowly shown on his lips as well as a light blush ]

Shhhit. Are you being serious?~


<< I'm sorry this is late. ;; >>

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E-tre-chaud In reply to F-uckoff [2014-07-30 10:56:34 +0000 UTC]

I do not joke with sex, boy.

(( no no its finee ))

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cheerful-heroine [2014-04-05 20:16:07 +0000 UTC]

plEASE DON'T SLAM ME IN A LOCKER JES U S F U CKIN G CRIMINEY--

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F-uckoff In reply to cheerful-heroine [2014-04-21 15:22:33 +0000 UTC]

[ He just stares at her before laughing. ]

I'm not gonna hurt ya, baby doll!
I don't hurt girls, it just depends..
But, that can be changed.

[ He smirks, leaning down to her level. ]

That is.. Unless you want me to~..

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D-reamingOfTheN-ight [2014-04-04 20:42:25 +0000 UTC]

Two big pitbulls approach you, sniffing your legs curiously.
Along with the two leashes come a thirteen year old girl, trying to pull them back.
"S-sorry, sir! They're REALLY st-strong..." She stuttered.

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F-uckoff In reply to D-reamingOfTheN-ight [2014-04-21 15:25:49 +0000 UTC]

[ He lightly petted one of the pitbull's heads after letting it sniff his hand. ]

Eh, it's fine.Β 
I don't really mind.

[ He chuckled. ]

They should be strong, dogs have to protect you.

[ Protect made him think of porkchop just now. ]
[ Oh well, ignore it. ]

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D-reamingOfTheN-ight In reply to F-uckoff [2014-04-21 17:54:50 +0000 UTC]

She somehow got them back.
"Oh, goodness, I'm so sorry. They do more pulling me than protecting me." She smiled weakly.

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Ahmat-tulevat [2014-04-01 01:48:02 +0000 UTC]

    hei american boy-

    you're good with pick up lines, right
    i need some pick up lines help an asshole out

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F-uckoff In reply to Ahmat-tulevat [2014-04-21 15:23:45 +0000 UTC]

[ Snicker ]

Pfft, pick up lines? Really?
Why do you need one, you ass?

[ He didn't mean doing it. ]
[ But you need a good reason man. ]

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Ahmat-tulevat In reply to F-uckoff [2014-04-21 16:38:12 +0000 UTC]

    I need 'em for my love.

    I would like to swoon the big guy with some smooth ass words.
    Are you getting my drift ? Is that a good enough reason for you ?

    / grins
    / crosses his arms

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