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Femke92
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[2014-04-14 17:26:28 +0000 UTC]
(Italy)
# Statistics
Favourites: 73; Deviations: 60; Watchers: 20
Watching: 47; Pageviews: 5510; Comments Made: 111; Friends: 47
# Interests
Favorite TV shows: Game of Thrones / VikingsFavorite bands / musical artists: Nightwish / Disturbed
Favorite books: Imperial Spy
Favorite games: Final Fantasy X, Borderlands 2, Skyrim
Other Interests: Eat cookies, big hairy dogs, Dante of Devil May Cry & look at ginkgobiloba's yellow leaves
# Comments
Comments: 17
Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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Thanks for the llama, you have really nice art! Keep it up
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Man, this stuff will go unrivaled for months. Maybe years.
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Ho appena visto che ti piacciono i Nightwish, tu hai capito tutto nella vita *_*
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Ma dai piacciono anche a te?! ahahah hai ottimi gusti!xD cmq mi piacciono un sacco anche Evanescence, Delain, Halestorm, Within temptation
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Delain, WT idem X°D Ma gli Halestorm non li ho mai sentiti. Gli Eva mi son caduti, dopo anni che li ho seguiti.
I nightwish invece sembra che stiano recuperando, grazie a Floor. Quanto amo l'ultimo album *__*
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Gli halestorm mi piacciono parecchio! lei ha una voce fantastica, prova a sentire l'album The Strange case of !
L'ultimo album dei Nightwish decisamente il migliore tra gli ultimi tre! però io adoravo tarja turunen! *.*
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Tarja mi piace, ma Floor ha una voce più versatile. Diciamo che Tuomas avrà da divertirsi con lei LOOOL (E poi ho dato la voce di Floor alla mia OC, mi sembra adattissima anche per il carattere, Floor è una molto combattiva ahahaha)
Almeno qualcun altro che ha apprezzato l'album! Tutti a criticarlo! Ma io penso che sia solo una specie di restart. Ho notato molte melodie folk, secondo me vogliono un po' tornare alle origini (quando erano solo un gruppo folk) e questa cosa mi piace un sacco *__*
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wow thanks for the favorite and your art is amazing
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you're welcome! your art is fantastic too!!
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