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Kinrift
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[2010-11-24 19:53:49 +0000 UTC]
"Die cis scum."
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 39; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 15
Watching: 38; Pageviews: 8206; Comments Made: 3536; Friends: 38
# About me
╔══════════════ღ☃ღ══════════════╗~~~~~~~~~~Re-post this if~~~~~~~~~~
~~you are a beautiful strong black woman~~
~~~~~~~who don’t need no man~~~~~~~
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# Comments
Comments: 186
Hello there, thank you kindly for the 
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Pipettes. PIPETTES.
You too know of the curse of PIPETTES.
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Thankfully, I barely think about it anymore. But one day, we will no longer have to do this. I hope.
If not then fuck it, psychology only has to deal with annoying people. Far less trouble.
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Since your page isn´t full of my comments anymore, i can start spamming again.
This song made me think of you www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbNwvQ… .
Then i touched myself
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Hey, I hear you kiss a lot of ass and I also heard you give out free ass pats? I'm interested.
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Oh yes, Rapunzel, your autocoprophagic nature is only exceeded by your need of asspats. I have always known.
I assume Mr. Anderson informed you of my wonderful services, Rapunzel-kun?
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..I think you're mistaken. You keep referring to me as Rapunzel and now you say I have an autocoprohagic nature. I just need you to give me an ass pat.
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You are welcome, based OP.
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He did send me things! Or at least, many things bundled into one thing.
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Well, mostly he just sends me normal stuffs.
For a given definition of normal.
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I have toast.
Well, you know.
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Yeah, that's pretty normal.
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I got crumbs in my bed though.
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Hmm... I advise using a hoover or brushing it all onto the floor!
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Ah, that works! At least they weren't crumbs with condiments on them. Jelly on the sheets would suck.
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There was butter, but I don't think I got any of that on the sheets. And yeah, jelly would have been bad.
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I wonder whether honey or jelly would be worse/harder to get out.
Maybe honey.
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I actually got to sleep to noon today. It's beautiful.
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Ah, I slept to probably 10:00 or something. I like waking up early but I also like going to bed very late. Going to bed late usually wins.
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I like going to bed late and sleeping late. But I have to stop doing that because I have 8 am classes.
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Ah, right. I don't have school for another couple weeks, at least.
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I'm going in less than a week.
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I need to start sleeping early and getting up early.
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Yeah, may as well ease into it slowly or something.
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Spyro is once again sick, but at least this time he isn’t throwing up. However, he is suffering from diarrhea. While once again exploring deep inside a palace, a sudden and strong need to defecate arises. The young dragon rushes to make his way outdoors so he can relieve himself. Unfortunately, urgency is gradually overpowering his ability to hold it in. As he runs down a dimly-lit corridor, he begins to lose hold, and a very soft turd starts to emerge from beneath his tail. Struggling unsuccessfully to hold it back, the dragon stops running, but continues to slowly stumble forward in a final futile attempt to make it outdoors, the wet turd dropping heavily to the floor behind him as he takes a few final shaky steps. Feeling an unstoppable dribble of chunky diarrhea beginning to ooze from his tailhole, Spyro is forced to accept defeat. He can’t hold it in anymore, he needs to shit NOW…hell, he’s already shitting now, and he can’t stop it. Lifting his tail in preparation, he swiftly squats down in the middle of the corridor and desperately lets loose, the dribble becoming a gush as he proceeds to forcefully and urgently empty his bowels, dumping his diarrhetic load onto the floor. Relief…ooooh relief…
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[link] Not exactly a doge, but it made me think at you.
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