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KrimeFyta
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[2009-12-12 23:11:23 +0000 UTC]
"[purpatrayterz beware!]"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 36; Deviations: 23; Watchers: 23
Watching: 47; Pageviews: 9754; Comments Made: 1417; Friends: 47
# Interests
Favorite bands / musical artists: Thou shall claim no others before KISS, lest he be put to the wheel.Tools of the Trade: Grey Goose™ vodka, a Warwick Vampyre™ bass guitar, and a Luger P08 service pistol.
Other Interests: Comic books and hard liquor.
# About me
I'm KrimeFyta. Feel free to draw your own assumptions....that's also my gamertag, if you wanna mix it up.
Current Residence: Washington, yon fabled land of rain and motherfucking death metal. Ask me about Tulip Fest.
Favourite style of art: American Comic Book
MP3 player of choice: "Modified" iPod Classic 75GB
Shell of choice: Donatello
# Comments
Comments: 100
Oh, you were expecting new art? No. You'll get none of that.
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I don't give a shit what you think about me--I drink whiskey and eat pussy. I'll teach you a lesson on either subject, if you're willihng to learn. Where's my whixkey at?
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No one cares about your cat you sick fool. Shut your mouth. Make art.
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Oh shit, the ball's in my court again! Let's see here, uh.... our cat's name is Bruce. He's a Garbage Cat. We half-assedly tried to capture all of the abandoned kittens from underneath a dumpster in Stanwood, but Bruce was the only one dumb enough to fall into our pathetically crude trap. People sometimes ask if he's Siamese. They'll ask, "Oh, is he a Siamese?" And of course, the answer is, "No. He's a Garbage Cat." Bruce is a real piece of shit.
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You flirt with dark powers, a4anner. See that you don't end up serving them!
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just stoping by friend. nothing new artwise? aw-man...
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Hey, you're welcome for the favorite and I liked it a lot. It was a specific amount of times. And that amount of was 'good'. Good times.
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You need to draw more. And stop googling pornstar names at work.
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talking to yourself there? ah man, get posting art, the comments will come.
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I gotta get on my own case every once in a while, you know? Otherwise I'll fall into a steady rhythm of mindless self indulgence. Plus, that was posted like, a year ago. Maybe more. I don't google pornstar names at work anymore, I'm happy to announce.
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Yeah, it happens to the best of us.
Today was my animation day. So far I made a bunch of silly comments. (maybe opened a flash document, looked at it, plugged some tech in. Nothing to show for it. haha)
I also remember doing stupid crap being a freshman at college. everyone else was just as bad. It levels out though.
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Hey! I don't know if you remember but you posted a comment on one of my art pieces as advice. I would be happy if you assessed some of my newer work! Thanks for your time!
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Whoa hey. Dan told me you're engaged. So full of mysteries and weirdness. Congrats to the happy couple. And I hope she/ he is real.
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Aw, you're the sweetest! I find myself hoping that sometimes, for her kindness, beauty and grace are so very un-real. And she's about seven times my better as an ar-teest! Thank you very much! Our big day is fast approaching...
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Well, congratulations in advance.... or belated congrats?
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Belated congrats at the moment, but thanks! I can rest easy knowing I made at least one good decision in my life. She's the coolest, and we're gonna be doing some badass collabs, just like you and Dooks (she paints my meager lines like a valkyrie in HEAT!!)
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Thanks for drawing a kickass rendition of Trevor Belmont's face! I've been trying to draw me a Belmont for some time now, and that's been one of the best reference pictures I could find. The applause goes to you, m'lady.
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Aww, thanks so much, pal!
It is an old drawing, so i'm really glad that you like it!
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You always know exactly what to say in the most offensive way. Your words always flatter me, good sir!
And there are rumours about you launching a new website. If this is true, I shall wait patiently and click away when it's ready.
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Offensive? Me? Well, I suppose my rapacious wit comes out now and again when I'm struggling to contain the fountain of envy I experience whenever I check out your stuff! I'm like a powder keg when I t0ype these things, all trembling and sweaty. I was sad when I came back to deviantart after a long procrastination-session, and there was no giant stack of artwork in my watch queue by a4anner. Does that sound sound pathetic? Okay, well I wasn't like depressed or anything, but my smile was quickly diminished. Which brings me to the website that you fucking made... I honestly struggle to put together a worthy compliment (and I'm not often speechless, tee hee!) It's not as poetic as I usually strive for, and there's no curse words: Excellent work.
...that felt weird.
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Haha. Well, I think I finally accepted the fact that I have no patience for this website (= kids with no talent nor interesting thoughts).
I am still waiting to see your website though. This world is running low on things that make me laugh. So help us all, Krime Fyta. You're our only hope.
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Aye, sometimes deviantart seems more like a sanctuary for furries than anything else. I'm not sure how much talent or interesting thoughts will be made available at the KrimeLabb, I need my own site mainly so that I don't get accused of being a troll. There is still a lot more for me to learn, so the world is gonna have to handle it until then...
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all man...i was going to give you just a lamma badge instead....
..but i already have....
well...
happy birthday.
have a fake oversized real like llama badge instead...
the badge is a lie (to begin with anyway)
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lol
*i love how i just blandly say all that in a sarcastic way. but i think (hope) that you know i really ment well!
HAVE A BLAST DUDE!
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you, sir, are a gentleman. Have a chicken pot pie
deviantART muro drawing
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SykotikScarecrow, you ridiculous ape. It is I who should thank you for your fantastic art.
Let me put it to you this way... you got the goods.
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the 3 latest drawings. what were they done on?
look good
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They were done in my beat-up old drawing tablet. I used my new inking pens on them (I've never actually used professional inking pens, always a ball-point that I found under a dead hobo or something,) and my buddy used GIMP™ to clean 'em up.
Thanks for the kindness, Killzo!
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Krime, why did you leave SB!? Was it something we said? D:
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No, my friends who forced me to join rarely (if ever) posted on there. I only joined because of Haberdasher and Catshoes. Besides, there was little krime to be fawt there.
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Love your art. I have a paint site, I'd like to invite you over to maybe draw with us on a project we are doing at the moment. Drop me a message if this is something you might be interested in.
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Hey, thanks for the kind words. What kind of project do you have in mind? When do you want to start it? Will there be graphic nudity and swearing? Can I wear an eye-patch and talk like a pirate? How many donuts are in a dozen?
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Plenty of graffic nudity and swearing yes. I run a paint site called the lolokaust where we make nasty guides to adult subjects for fun. We are covering abortions next. If you're interested I can forward some contact details to you.
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Yeah, let's see what you have!
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Normally I'd forward this privately but that doesn't seem to be possible on here so here is our latest work in progress>
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Hope this might be something that takes your fancy because I love your paints.
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Holy shit, Lolokaust. Holy shit. Y'know, at first I thought you were going to ask me to help contribute to some kind of stupid bullshit project, but after seeing the abomination that you want me to help you build, I can honestly say that I could not be more enthusiastic in helping. Let me finish some current projects, and I'll have something for you soon.
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No panic or rush we always got something tasty going on. We all took a look at your work and saw something special about it. We don't send these invites out very often but when something jumps out our doors open.
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so, what are you cooking up after your arm stops cooking from your last drawing? XD
dont ask me the same qustion, i dont know what ill be doing XD
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I wish I knew. I'm kind of taking a break right now, but we'll see how long that lasts...
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alright
i got to post some 3d stuff, its pileing up, i just dont render it out in the right format for da. ill do that some time.
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Heya!
Do you have a blog site, or anything other than devart?
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