Renarche In reply to Iamyourhuman42 [2011-07-07 19:14:35 +0000 UTC]

np ^^

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Renarche In reply to Toadsanime [2011-06-18 11:57:53 +0000 UTC]

hehe thank you for the birthday wishes hehe i did have a brilliant day

and i was in ur dream? was i... sexeh? aw i wonder why i was angry at you D:

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Toadsanime In reply to Renarche [2011-06-18 14:37:38 +0000 UTC]

S'alright m'dear, good to hear you had a good day then!

Indeed, and you were your usual sexy self, yes. Not sure why you were angry at me, I hadn't done anything wrong, you just seemed very disappointed in me. I was outside the bank with Lauren and you came up to me and seemed very disappointed.

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Renarche In reply to KennoArkkan [2011-06-01 00:23:42 +0000 UTC]

it's okay. you are a talented artist. it's my pleasure ^^

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Renarche In reply to manette64 [2010-11-04 01:47:58 +0000 UTC]

pas de probleme~

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Renarche In reply to Wildatart24 [2010-11-04 01:50:10 +0000 UTC]

np cant wait to see more of your pieces~~

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Renarche In reply to ZhiLao [2010-11-01 21:45:38 +0000 UTC]

im good!! i missed mah scrud chan tho D:< D:< how are you? XD

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ZhiLao In reply to Renarche [2010-11-01 21:47:29 +0000 UTC]

I'm pretty good, but my brain's locked on oof.

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Renarche In reply to ZhiLao [2010-11-01 21:52:38 +0000 UTC]

RJ IS JUST FOR UUUU~~~!!!

i wants to draw him more >

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ZhiLao In reply to Renarche [2010-11-01 22:05:29 +0000 UTC]

Seriously, once again, THANK YOU SO MUCH, GRRL.

-hugs you for like five minutes-

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Renarche In reply to ZhiLao [2010-11-01 22:12:33 +0000 UTC]

hehe its okay!! * hugs back for another 5 minutes* when i can ill draw him better~ Just foor yoouuuu~~~!!

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ZhiLao In reply to Renarche [2010-11-01 22:15:36 +0000 UTC]

YAY~!

Oh, so, I drew the gothic loli girl of whose gun I sucked.

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Renarche In reply to ZhiLao [2010-11-01 22:26:07 +0000 UTC]

ur such a man whore~~

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ZhiLao In reply to Renarche [2010-11-01 22:35:33 +0000 UTC]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA. In all honesty, I LOVE SUCKING ON THINGS.

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Renarche In reply to ZhiLao [2010-11-01 22:43:25 +0000 UTC]

ORLY? * dirty grin*

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ZhiLao In reply to Renarche [2010-11-01 22:44:31 +0000 UTC]

If I was a girl, sure, I would be lesbian, but I would also whore myself around by sucking on random guys' cocks. I wouldn't enjoy the object, necessarily, just having something in my mouth.

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Renarche In reply to ZhiLao [2010-11-01 22:49:07 +0000 UTC]

suckin sum girls who har is not nice >.< not nice at all >.< and suckin on a guy? its all about flavoured condoms babeh! FLAVOURED CONDOMMMSSS!! like strawberry~~

Oh and a nice substitute for a hard on in ur mouth is a nice sweet lolly pop or ice cream u lick that right and ull suddenly find urself lickin the real thing XD

ima such a whore~ MWHAHAHA!!! >D

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ZhiLao In reply to Renarche [2010-11-02 00:14:41 +0000 UTC]

Who har? What be who har.

EWW FLAVORED CONDOMS

Or, you know, I can find some sort of femboi eventually. Or date a girl who likes strap ons.

IT'S OKAY I AM TOO

But yeah, a great number of my friends believe me to be more of a lesbian than a straight man, lawls.

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Renarche In reply to ZhiLao [2010-11-02 00:26:46 +0000 UTC]

*points down* who har >O>O think about iiieett!! D8<

and exxcuuuuuzzzeee meehh but flavoured condoms are better then suckin flesh D:< flesh doesnt taste of strawberries *weeps*

I was watchin sumthing where girls would use their strap ons on their boyfirends. one of the girl said' the reason why i do this is because i want him to know what its like to have a dick up ur ass.. oh! and the look on his face as i pound him is priceless' I lol'd so hard i feel off the couch

is really suckin strap ons that great? wouldnt u prefer the real thing? srsly! suck a lolly pop. its nicer for you~~

ur such a sexeh lesbo whore and u know ieett~~

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ZhiLao In reply to Renarche [2010-11-02 00:33:53 +0000 UTC]

Vag? So, sucking who har would be cunni? Cunni isn't nice?

If I ever find a boy feminine enough to please me, I'd rather experiment, :V.

Oh, when I get married, I'm going to NEED my wife to be a bit of a dom, since I'm so submissive. So I'm hoping for that experience.

Yeah, but guys are insensitive and could blow their load in my mouth or face. I might like it once or twice, but I'd like to just go crazy all over his dick, please him and myself, and perhaps even reach orgasm before him, so a strap on would be ideal, cause I could just entertain myself the entire time. If it was a double strap on (one with an end for me and an end inside of her), I could even please the girl while I'm doing this.

And lollies aren't large and long enough, :/

I KNO RITE

I think I'd be attractive as a girl, personally, if I shaved my legs and stuff.

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Renarche In reply to ZhiLao [2010-11-02 00:45:55 +0000 UTC]

yes yes. going down on a lady isnt nice. well tbh going down on anyone isnt nice.. maybe if their was flavour down there like strawberries but srsly. i dont wana taste salt in mah mouth ; A ;

and i think alot of men lie! they say ' i will pull out before i come so dont worry' and then they just come in ur mouth and ur like. WTF! and they are like OH HO HO HO~ IM SORRY~~

...

aw mah scrud chan is the uke~~~!! how cute!! tbh. uke is the way to go~ u get the attention. the LOOOVIINNN in all right hoolles~~~ (hehehehehehe u get my drift *nudge nudge* HEHEHEHEHEHE! >D OH GOSH IM DIRTEH) U get the feeling or being protected at times and also. its nice to let ur guard down and be loose and scream ' OH YEA BABEH! DO MEH MOAR!! YES OH YES! GAH!! RIGHT THERE! RIGHT AHHHH!!!!

u would make a sexeh girl oh and. double straps? FUK YEA! *thumbs up!*

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ZhiLao In reply to Renarche [2010-11-02 00:57:56 +0000 UTC]

I enjoy the taste of attractive people, lawls.

That being said, I am a virgin, and maybe the acids inside the vag make it taste weird?

I think I'd want the experience of a facial and an in the mouth maybe once each if I date a gai boi, but if I don't enjoy either, just come on my chest. It's sensual, and he can lick it up if he wants (meaning, he'd better ).

Girl, if we ever meet we should have casual sex. (joking, by the way).

I KNOW I WOULD, WOULDN'T I? Maybe really flatchested and stuff.

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Renarche In reply to ZhiLao [2010-11-02 02:08:51 +0000 UTC]

attractive people taste much better i must admit

How on earth can u still be a virgin! WAIT! dont tell me! eveyrone around u happens to be blind >.> or have no taste. Gosh ppl these days.

if i was to have my bf like his jizz of my chest then lean over to kiss me i duno if i would kiss him or slap him across the face for being damn nasty xD

scrud + rena sex time? OH YEAI! * pelvic thrust* Oh.. oh wait.. that was a joke.. *sulks* mah bad D: D:

heyhey! flat chested ppl are sexeh too~~ >D >D

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ZhiLao In reply to Renarche [2010-11-02 02:26:54 +0000 UTC]

I think it's a scientific fact.

I've decided that I'm gonna not penetrate anything until I get married. Unless I end up going out with an ATTRACTIVE gay boi that I garner feelings for, cause, like, I'm not gonna marry a boy. Heck, if I date an attractive femme, I'd blow him whether I liked him or not.

I have a very sensitive chest, so a boy licking his own semen off of my chest would be like, OH MY GOSH YES -spasms- Or a girl just plain old licking me.

Well, it's not like we can't make out or anything.

In most cases I find them to be ULTRA sexy. I'm part of three groups saying so. :V

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Renarche In reply to ZhiLao [2010-11-02 02:43:55 +0000 UTC]

YAY MAKE OUT! * humps the air happily* Oh yeaa!! *smoochy smoocchh*

there has to be sum boobage for me. i cant have too flat of a chest otherwise ill go all sulky baby and whine for a man rather a flat chested girl. Its not that she isnt pretty its just. she has nothing else to offer. where as a man has his little light saber he can use * giggle*

GARR on a random note. ive always thought i would make an excellent boy there is this hand thingy u can do for girls which can give u an idea what size ur penis would be if u were a guy. obv its not fully correct and probably not true at all but its a game we girls play. and i found out ( because of my friggin genetics i have huge hands that are longer than most adult males... friggin good for spanking tho! ) that i would be atleast an 8 incher.

NOW COMMON! u got to admit thats impressive. and thats when its floppy. and u normally gain an inch when hard. 9 inch? omygosh HELL YEA! i tell u i could satisfy so many girls with that. xD
and i know fah sha if i was a guy i would so be a righteous bi. ill be like AHHH I CAN SCREW YOUUUU.. AND YOOUUUUU.. AND YOUUU.. OH LOOK AT THAT FINE ASS! IMA SO TAPPIN THAT TONIGHT~~!

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ZhiLao In reply to Renarche [2010-11-02 02:54:32 +0000 UTC]

I love small chested women. I ADORE them. They can be SO attractive. Like, yum. I don't care if "they have nothing else to offer," they can be some of the best lovers, cause, for one, they're often desperate.

Dude, there's no way you could be 8 inches flaccid. Most men are AT LEAST half their length when flaccid. Those that aren't are not by any mean any larger, they're just known as "the show-er," as in, they seem like they will be. If you were 8 inches flaccid, you'd be around 14 inches hard, which means you would, legitimately, pass out before you fully hard.

The average boy is around 6 inches hard. Being 8 inches (which I am, by the way) means that other men get jealous of me. That's right. 2 inches is significant.

Now, then, me being circumcised, I don't extend fully horizontally (it's kind of top heavy, and it points slightly downward), but it makes it look a bit longer, and it's more discrete if I get horny in public.

But yeah, that'd be big.

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Renarche In reply to ZhiLao [2010-11-02 03:07:38 +0000 UTC]

Nots true! D:< u can be 8 inch floppy and juu knows iieett D:<
and when ur hard u normally gain 1 to 2 inches. the average penis is about 5 to 6 when hard. u dont go from 8 to 14 if sumone did that omygosh. thats friggin alien and they should be cut up and examined for science! * punches air* OH YEA!

oh oh. and im not like most men babeh * wink* im one of a kind~~....wait.. IM NOT EVEN A MAN! //>3

oh oh and U knows u would be mighty impressed with mah penis if i had one! D:< ull be like ' u gots urself a mighty banana there~~~ FUFUFUFUFUFUUU~~' i would be soo proud of mah who har that i would be thrusting it all over the place XD cuz thats how i roll. Mumma never raised no ugly child. so i must flaunt what i have >83

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ZhiLao In reply to Renarche [2010-11-02 03:12:18 +0000 UTC]

Dude, no, a NORMAL man will almost double his length when he goes fully erect. Trust me. I HAVE a penis, and perverted friends who research this stuff online.

Yeah, you would. If you were 8 inches flaccid, your body might frickin think that it's a dead limb and stop all blood flow. Your penis could break off it'd be so long.

The world record holder DOES pass out when he goes SEMI erect, by the way.

Mine's longer than a banana, ;D

Girl, if you had a penis, I would orally satisfy you so hard that as I blew your dick I'd be blowing your BRAIN.

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Renarche In reply to ZhiLao [2010-11-02 19:21:46 +0000 UTC]

SUCK MAH IMAGINARY PENIS!!! D8<



a lady or a man might be eating ur banana one day... XD JUST SAYIN! everyone needs their 5 a day

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ZhiLao In reply to Renarche [2010-11-02 20:26:43 +0000 UTC]

-head bobs back and forth in front of your crotch-

I KNOW

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Renarche In reply to ZhiLao [2010-11-02 22:48:22 +0000 UTC]

fufufufufuuuu aww i wish i could flaunt you to all mah friends. They would be so jealouuuusss of mah sexy whore friend ~~

as you'll be introducing urself to my friends ill just be causually humping ur backside to the sounds of ' blue steel' xD xD

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ZhiLao In reply to Renarche [2010-11-02 23:00:51 +0000 UTC]

Get me a leash and collar and throw in a free blowjob and you got a deal. Maybe.

-thumbs up-

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Renarche In reply to ZhiLao [2010-11-03 01:00:20 +0000 UTC]

RANDOM QUESTION! does ur penis have a name?

have ur personified it in any way?

onleh cuz i was talkin to my friend about how boys call their who har a name as if its a real person.

My friends boyfriends one is called Jeffrey
My partners one is called Jacki chan xD xD ( his reason for callin it that is because ' it kicks ass' LOL )

SO! WHATS UR PENIS NAME! >O

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ZhiLao In reply to Renarche [2010-11-03 01:47:59 +0000 UTC]

Nope. No name whatsoever.

I do have a joke, though.

"It's not a Dick. It's a Richard. Because it's longer."

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