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[2010-12-06 21:17:24 +0000 UTC]
"100% Real Meat"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 198; Deviations: 90; Watchers: 50
Watching: 21; Pageviews: 13759; Comments Made: 1156; Friends: 21
# Comments
Comments: 107
Hay thanks for wanking it to my comments. Much appreciated. c: Keep up the obsessive interest in me.
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i'm ok! 
wbu?
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I'm p good! I've been having a very CONFUSING TIME PERSONALLY myself but things are rly good otherwise
shit we need to talk more I kind of dropped off the face of the earth
GOOD THING I'M A DORK WHO READS ALL THESE LION KING COMICS or i'd never come on here either D':
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s'good to hear you're doing ok! yeah we should talk more!! but i barely ever use skype nowadays D: the only messaging thing i really ever use is discord and it's a bit different to what skype is.
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!!! Gina : o
how've you been?
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I been awright.
You should text me or somethiiiing. I never see you on AIM anymoar.
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And my phone wiped all my numbers a little while back.
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Clearly you're some type of pretentious shit stain of life with the reading comprehension of a 3 year old raccoon with down syndrome and the problem solving skills of a monkey pissing in it's own mouth. Maybe after your remedial english class and after hours education on basic logic may you post such ludicrous accusations. But your narcissistic attitude shields you from such knowledge so while going about your day you think to yourself " Wow, I'm so smart and everyone else is a mindless piece of shit," but in reality your sucking on the brightly colored toying in your psychiatrist's evaluation room while your mother is told the same story about how there is no hope for you at all. The psychiatrist will further explain how you live in an alternate existence within your own mind fabricated to help you from having to deal with you incompetence to even even piss in a toilet bowl rather than on your own shoes. You sit and dream of this world where you can make witty remarks, and be cool, and everything is fine. Yet the sad truth is you are a sad speck of carbon based life that is completely worthless and not even remotely beneficial to anything in the universe. A burden to your own parents, society, everything. So maybe before posting in a thread, don't, because this is not even real and you're making up pretend fallacies in your own head to latter correct and make yourself seem smart. You think calculus is hard? Physics? It's not, you just composed that to be a standard of hard levels of intellect so when you learn some of it you'd seem smart. But in actuality, children learn that in the 2nd grade. 4chan, your family, nor I am real. This is all a pseudo-reality in place for yourself to feel better. After realizing this you should probably kill yourself to wake from this dream to reach the real world in which you truly belong
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What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.
But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here.
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I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. sad.
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Do you realize how much pussy a fucking winner like me gets? I am tappin a different bitch EVERY. FUCKING. WEEK. I'd bet hella money that half of you havent ever gotten laid, and the other half got it from your fat sisters, Lol. See, marines like me understand REAL humor. Yeah thats right, Im also a marine.
At this point I know you all WOULD have tried to mess with me with all of that pussy hacking shit, because Im right and you're angry. Also you are unpatriotic and hate real American heroes like me. But i know you just looked at my fucking traps and shit your pants.
Just TRY and fuck with me. See what happens.
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Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT. I will not tolerate any more of you faggot ass faggots disrespecting me. Do you know how close you are to being completely olibiterated? i am not even close to joking when i say you better shut the fuck up. Is talking back to me really worth ending up dead in some ditch covered in your coevered in your own blood while you slowly bleeding out of a gunshot and knife would as you eventually die to death? FUCK YOU and show me the respect i deserve or you WILL know the true power of the fury of my unmstoppable raging wrath.Next time you wanna talk shit, know one thing, I don't fucking play around when it comes to shit talking faggots like yourself, so if you wanna talk shit, i suggest you do it to my face.
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What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.
But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here.
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Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT. I will not tolerate any more of you faggot ass faggots disrespecting me. Do you know how close you are to being completely olibiterated? i am not even close to joking when i say you better shut the fuck up. Is talking back to me really worth ending up dead in some ditch covered in your coevered in your own blood while you slowly bleeding out of a gunshot and knife would as you eventually die to death? FUCK YOU and show me the respect i deserve or you WILL know the true power of the fury of my unmstoppable raging wrath.Next time you wanna talk shit, know one thing, I don't fucking play around when it comes to shit talking faggots like yourself, so if you wanna talk shit, i suggest you do it to my face.
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What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.
But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here.
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I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. sad.
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Do you realize how much pussy a fucking winner like me gets? I am tappin a different bitch EVERY. FUCKING. WEEK. I'd bet hella money that half of you havent ever gotten laid, and the other half got it from your fat sisters, Lol. See, marines like me understand REAL humor. Yeah thats right, Im also a marine.
At this point I know you all WOULD have tried to mess with me with all of that pussy hacking shit, because Im right and you're angry. Also you are unpatriotic and hate real American heroes like me. But i know you just looked at my fucking traps and shit your pants.
Just TRY and fuck with me. See what happens.
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Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT. I will not tolerate any more of you faggot ass faggots disrespecting me. Do you know how close you are to being completely olibiterated? i am not even close to joking when i say you better shut the fuck up. Is talking back to me really worth ending up dead in some ditch covered in your coevered in your own blood while you slowly bleeding out of a gunshot and knife would as you eventually die to death? FUCK YOU and show me the respect i deserve or you WILL know the true power of the fury of my unmstoppable raging wrath.Next time you wanna talk shit, know one thing, I don't fucking play around when it comes to shit talking faggots like yourself, so if you wanna talk shit, i suggest you do it to my face.
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What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.
But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here.
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Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT. I will not tolerate any more of you faggot ass faggots disrespecting me. Do you know how close you are to being completely olibiterated? i am not even close to joking when i say you better shut the fuck up. Is talking back to me really worth ending up dead in some ditch covered in your coevered in your own blood while you slowly bleeding out of a gunshot and knife would as you eventually die to death? FUCK YOU and show me the respect i deserve or you WILL know the true power of the fury of my unmstoppable raging wrath.Next time you wanna talk shit, know one thing, I don't fucking play around when it comes to shit talking faggots like yourself, so if you wanna talk shit, i suggest you do it to my face.
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What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.
But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here.
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THANK YOU SIR, I'LL ADD IT TO THE PILE.
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Indeed! It totally made me like... branch out into stuff I've never tried doing before. Like ask blogs and voice acting : O
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Love your icon! <3
Terezi is awesome. <3 She is the bst patron troll EVER, in my opinion(cause i'm a libra. xD) xDDD
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I agree |3 Woe unto the Aquariuses.
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What troll is your icon?
OH! And btw, I LOST THE GAME!!!!! WH4T NOW?!?!?!
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