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Sink-Me
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[2016-07-28 22:19:40 +0000 UTC]
"The lady's a poet!"
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 4; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 0
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# Interests
Favorite visual artist: RembrandtFavorite movies: I haven't the slightest clue what this means.
Favorite TV shows: My good fellows, this talk is utter nonsense.
Favorite bands / musical artists: There is a delightful musical troupe that passes through once every few months. They are, I dare say, quite delightful.
Favorite books: Candide
Favorite writers: Voltaire
Favorite games: I can never pass on a charming game of Ground Billiards. I am quite proficient in the game, even if I say so myself.
Tools of the Trade: A quill, parchment, and a never-ending supply of guises upon guises. An unwavering, loyal band of comrades has also served as the most reliable of resources.
# About me
The Scarlet Pimpernel
By Sir Percival Blakeney
They seek him here
They seek him there
Those Frenchies
Seek him everywhere.
Is he in Heaven?
Or is he in Hell?
That damned, elusive
Pimpernel
# Comments
Comments: 23
I have a good many horses. One must keep a fleet for every occasion, you know.
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Excuse me I am sorry but I didn't get a chance to welcome you to deviant art!
Welcome!!!!
I see you found the forums!
Check out the FAQ'S for any questions!
Have a nice day and welcome to deviant art!!!
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A kindly gesture! And one not unnoticed!
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I didn't know you were a previous incarnation of the Governator. Have sex with me immediately.
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I have never before seen such forward intent! I must disappoint you, however, my dear fellow. My darling Marguerite and I have been enchhantingly married these many years.
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Psht, it isn't an extramarital affair if the other party never learns of it.
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The affair is simply a fraction of the difficulty, my good man, I assure you.
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What would the rest be? There are all kinds of places to drop an unwanted baby here - lakes, rivers, forests, etc.
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No, sir, my song does not play in your tune, if you catch the meaning.
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Well you do keep calling me sir, it's a bit odd. U:
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Which is only a gesture of polite society. Surely you know this?
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An odd day when it is 'polite' to refer to a female as 'sir' I'd think.
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Sink me! Is this the honest truth! Tell me I must know!
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You've forfeited that right by failing to turn up for the duel.
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Please, you must. I must know. If I do not know how else would I be able to declare that you, a lady, if true, are a poet?
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No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
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This is absurd! How could you deny a chap the opportunity to rain praise down upon you?
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I'm only impressed by chaps who fight and know about swallows.
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I know a great deal! There is much to know about migratory patterns, average speed velocities, native habitats, and fruit dispersion!
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Fruit?! Only the coconut matters.
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Tut tut. I see you are no serious lover of fruits.
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