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[2018-07-05 08:51:50 +0000 UTC]
"Blod Ørn"
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# Statistics
Favourites: 1138; Deviations: 135; Watchers: 126
Watching: 86; Pageviews: 12840; Comments Made: 2482; Friends: 86
# Comments
Comments: 354
Please do not comment on my profile.
Feel free to comment elsewhere, and/or send me notes.
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<3<3<3 thank you so much for all the faves <333
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I apologize for the really late reply, but tis no problem at all
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Hihi! you still accept stamp requests? : O
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I do, yes!
What do you have in mind?
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This one is still Monster Hunter!
Could I get a Mizutsune stamp?
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I apologize for the late reply, but I have the stamp ready; will be posting it soon
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?
Sorry about the late reply. Working on the backlog. 
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Thank you so much for the watch and llama!!! I really appreciate it!
Have a wonderful week!!
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Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 17: Ornament - It's good to be the king
Or at least, that has been my experience. New strings daily, well-greased joint hinges, a good polishing every so often and all my subjects fall over themselves in my presence. However, nobody really listens to my ideas, and I have a sneaking suspicion that my administrators are keeping things from me. There’s been rumblings of invasion from that stuffy Plushie Consortium and despite several altercations on the southern border, my chambermaid, Judy, refuses to send in the Marionette Heavy Artillery. General Punch has also been off “on business” for weeks now. If I didn’t know any better, it looks as if they might even orchestrate a palace chicken coup. Something must be done.
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Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ. I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…
But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.
Anyway, thanks for the watch.
I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival. 
On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles. (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)
So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.
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The poem I quoted defined the fuchsia flowers as "Ballerinas dancing in the breeze"
I love that description, I hadn't realised it before but it is so true
Thank you for your appreciation of the image Vinyosium
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Thank you so much for the 
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No probs!
And danke! You too!
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Mantis religiosa sounds more like a spell from a Harry Potter movie than the Latin name
for an insect so thanks for faving "There's a mantis praying..."
the proud owner of that Latin name Have a great week to come Vinyosium...
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No probs!
And danke! You too!
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"Don't create ripples..." maybe good advice in any walk of life but certainly is
right for my submission you faved. The beauty was in the stillness of the sea.
Thanks so much for faving it Vinyosium
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Thanks for favoriting my character. I appreciate ya!
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Thanks a bunch for the
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