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# Comments
Comments: 40
Koikoto [2015-05-15 11:34:45 +0000 UTC]
this
this is what will happen if you give bodil40 the tnt
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Pyramid-HeadApproves [2014-07-17 05:43:33 +0000 UTC]
<----- That's not what you think it is.
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MafiaDogz [2014-01-27 02:36:32 +0000 UTC]
It's... a giant.... MUSHROOM.
MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY
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AskMathilde [2013-09-21 11:23:56 +0000 UTC]
~Clownmask-Clock-411 is a liar, a devil, a God Modder and even a ! Don't watch him or he hypnotizes you for be his slave and he abuse your trust and your kindness! It's not a joke!
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Sylviagoesmeow In reply to AskMathilde [2014-03-19 03:53:39 +0000 UTC]
Exactly what did he do? He looks nice.
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WebkinzandMC In reply to AskMathilde [2013-12-09 02:21:52 +0000 UTC]
?
He looked like a nice guy when I looked at his profile, what did he do?
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galacticum--link [2013-08-10 22:59:08 +0000 UTC]
0 ppl- Your good
0 ppl- you get a cheesecake warehouse
0 ppl- some random smexy guy will ask you out for no reasonΒ
0 ppl- you get a flat screen TVΒ
0 ppl- your the king/queen of the world
((0MG TH1S 1S S0 R34L! (Nope.)))
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Cressida365 In reply to galacticum--link [2013-08-30 01:50:38 +0000 UTC]
Can I get my cheesecake warehouse in purple?Β Β Β
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galacticum--link In reply to Cressida365 [2013-08-30 19:37:36 +0000 UTC]
Yes. *gives you your cheesecake warehouse in purple*
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Derpiestderpyhooves [2013-04-07 00:58:46 +0000 UTC]
Sorry, but this chain letter is for real.
When Anne Wichert got it for the first time, she ignored it and a week later the love of her life dumped her for no good reason so BEWARE, and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!
The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please but one kiss.
Article 1:
Statement of Love:
The Kiss
1.Kiss on the hand
I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck
I want you
4.Kiss on the lips
I love you
5.Kiss on the ears
I am just playing
6.Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes
kiss me
8.Playing with your hair
I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go
Article 2:
The Three Steps
1. Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3.Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to
stare.
Article 3:
The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
* Remember *
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!!
Here are a few reasons
why guys
like girls:
1. They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed
but in the end it makes it all worth while
8.Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think
she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name
on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore'
even though you know that an hour later....
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17.The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'
18.
Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt. (even though
we don't admit it)!
23. The way they say 'I miss you'
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their tears make you want to
change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them,
hate them, wish they would die or
know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to the depths of their souls
and you say a million things without trace of
a sound, you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed within
the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
*
This chain started in 1887.
It is a love chain letter.....................................
In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people.
It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them.
Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour..
Now here comes the fun part.
You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?'
NO JOKE!!!!!
NOW
THE CONSEQUENCES
The consequences are:
If you break the chain letter,
you will have bad luck in future
relationships. If you don't
break the chain, then you will be a
happy camper!!!
CoNgRatULaTioNs!!
You have been chosen
to participate
in the
LONGEST
and the
LUCKIEST
chain letter on the Internet!
Once you read, this letter you must
IMMEDIATELY
(meaning within
the hour)
be sent to
25
people After
you send it,
make a wish
and it will come
TRUE
YOU MAY NOT WAIT
FOR A CERTAIN TIME
TO SEND
IT........ REMEMBER,
IT MUST BE SENT
TO
25
PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR
YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME
TRUE!
If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS
CONTINUED UNTIL
THE YEAR 2010, IT WILL BE PLACED IN
THE GUINNESS BOOK
OF WORLD RECORDS!
PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!
*WARNING*
IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON,
SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:
NOTE*
THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO
THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE.
IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER
(IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1887)
YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK
WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE
FOR SEVEN YEARS. THIS IS NO JOKE.
GOOD LUCK
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Cressida365 In reply to Derpiestderpyhooves [2013-08-30 01:53:01 +0000 UTC]
My sister turned this down and a week later got engaged...
Please, Help her so....she's too happy...
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f14ace In reply to Derpiestderpyhooves [2013-04-26 18:55:36 +0000 UTC]
Hold it right there! Once you start reading it's too late to stop! I'M NOT JOKING ABOUT THIS!! KEEP ON READING!! You are now cursed and if you do not send this message to 60,000,000 other people in 15 minutes, nothing will happen!
Case 1: Bob got this email! "Rubbish" he thought so he just deleted it! Later that night, nothing happened!
Case 2: Martha got this email. "This is stupid!" she thought so she sent it to the spam folder. Do you know what happened? NOTHING!
Case 3: Tom got this email and started to send them out, but he couldn't think of 60,000,000 people to sent it to so he just sent 60,000,000 copies to the same person! Guess what NOTHING HAPPENED!
So if you don't want to end up just like these people, you must send this message to 60,000,000 other people in 15 minutes or nothing will happen! You have been warned!
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The-First-MGS In reply to Derpiestderpyhooves [2013-04-12 18:04:37 +0000 UTC]
(('Tis mighty bullshit sir/ma'am. :l ))
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green913 [2013-01-08 23:37:49 +0000 UTC]
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!ONCE YOU START READING THIS YOU CAN'T TURN BACK!! YOU MUST SEND THIS TO 20 OTHER PEOPLE BEFORE THE END OF THE DAY. YOU DON'T BELIEVE THIS? \
*****
There was a whiny girl named Claude Faustus who got this at 5 A.M...She saw it and did nothing. Afterwards,she was found on the floor.Her family cried and cried.
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IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS TO 20+ PEOPLE...Wait? 20+?
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR 'DAT!!!! Shit won't happen.
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green913 In reply to green913 [2013-01-10 00:25:36 +0000 UTC]
I'm sorry this appeared on your profile. My account was hacked and I am now notifying everyone who received this spam comment that it was not me. Again, sorry you received this and it wasn't me.
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justibalthehedgehog [2011-10-26 15:29:22 +0000 UTC]
"If you love your mom then post this to 20 people, a girl ignored this and her mom died 365 days later, sorry I can't ignore this cause I love my mom... β₯"
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f14ace In reply to justibalthehedgehog [2013-04-26 18:57:35 +0000 UTC]
Hold it right there! Once you start reading it's too late to stop! I'M NOT JOKING ABOUT THIS!! KEEP ON READING!! You are now cursed and if you do not send this message to 60,000,000 other people in 15 minutes, nothing will happen!
Case 1: Bob got this email! "Rubbish" he thought so he just deleted it! Later that night, nothing happened!
Case 2: Martha got this email. "This is stupid!" she thought so she sent it to the spam folder. Do you know what happened? NOTHING!
Case 3: Tom got this email and started to send them out, but he couldn't think of 60,000,000 people to sent it to so he just sent 60,000,000 copies to the same person! Guess what NOTHING HAPPENED!
So if you don't want to end up just like these people, you must send this message to 60,000,000 other people in 15 minutes or nothing will happen! You have been warned!
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