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darkelvenmage
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[2003-08-17 02:49:03 +0000 UTC]
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Dear Solstice,
If you are still to be found here, Dandelion would merely like to know how time has treated you. We haven't been so very good about keeping in touch with you, but We still have the postcards you'd once sent us and we still think of you fondly. It is Our sincere hope that you've been well.
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Hello!
Happy early birthday!
Hope you have a good one!
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Dear, you should listen to "Kissing You Goodbye" by THE USED. Reminds me of your couple.
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Ooh, you're right, it does! I love it!
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INSULT. RETORT. COUNTER-RETORT. QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE. SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE **** UP. NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM. RIPOSTE. ADDON RIPOSTE. COUNTER-RIPOSTE. COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE. NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON. RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES. WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD. ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS.
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:0 Well hey!
*stalks the fuck back* 83
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Okay so ONCE UPON A TIME there was a little bug called Elyssa and it liked to make nests in people's hair. It usually wore a mask that looks like this; >:3
And it nibbled on people's thoughts as they twirled around their heads, usually nipping them on the backs of their ears when it wasn't satisfied.
One day the little Elyssa bug flew straight into a window, but it doesn't like to remember that. So anyway, some OTHER day, it flew into someone's hair and they swatted away the buzz buzzing and whacked the Elyssa right out into a bush somewhere. The Elyssa got lost without thoughts to nibble on and flew around in big circles confusedly til it came to a tree. In the tree there was a bees' nest. So the Elyssa, coy and >:3!'faced, flew in and dove straight to the center of the hive.
There she found the Queen bee! The wild Elyssa DUELED the Queen and cut off her head and ATE IT LIKE CANDY. Which is sort of was, because it was full of royal jelly. So the bees got furious and started stinging her all over til the Elyssa stood her ground and spewed all sorts of remnant thought processes over them. Amazed at her skills with words, the little bees crowned her new queen of the hive and made her eat royal jelly all day so she'd get fat. They tried to make her have little bee-babies but she absolutely refused so later the hive died but that's another story.
The END.
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...THAT WAS THE BEST STORY EVER IN THE HISTORY OF STORIES.
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YAY I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT. 8D
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Are you doing things to Kishey's shampoo and toothpaste and blaming it on me?!
Because if so, that's cool. I'll take credit for it.
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You may not want to take credit for that when the laxatives in his toothpaste kick in...
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Oh well now you've just confessed so that's no fun. It would have been more interesting if you didn't tell me so then I could laugh even more at the unexpected side effects.
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Pretty damn hilarious.
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Maaaaaaaaaage?
... I seem to have signed away a tiny portion of my soul to these fine gentlemen; ~MRandWN for the two lovely drawings of Megaman and Protoman.
And so I figured since you own the largest portion of it, you might compromise and hand over said small portion to them on my behalf.
They ARE such fine drawings, you see.
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Well... but what's in it for me? Since when does Darkelvenmage (or Hook for that matter) compromise?
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Oh, Hook compromised a few times. When it was in his own favor, rather.
But, but! But did you SEE the drawings?
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But do I care about Proto-what's-his-face?
I want a drawing of Eddie Izzard punching a baboon.
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You make me sad a little. Didn't we talk about how Protoman dies at his brother's hand, and even though Megaman is the hero, Protoman is right all along? Hope rides alone!
WOMAN. MY SOUL NEEDS THIS DRAWING.
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AND MY SOUL NEEDS EDDIE IZZARD PUNCHING A BABOON.
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I don't care about hope. Hope is dumb.
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THERE ARE FINER THINGS IN LIFE.
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...UGH. Fine. But YOU owe me then. I seem to remember your fingers aren't strangers to pen and pencil... ;3
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So how do I complete this transaction? Do I have to meet one of those fellows in a dark alley with the piece of your soul in an unmarked envelope or something?
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Iiiii'll get back to you on that.
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What the fuck, woman?
First we're making shenanigans, then you're telling me to talk to guys whilst drunk, then we make out a whole lot --
Then you never CALL again?
SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING YOU ARE.
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I'M SORRY. Between school and plotting revenge on the various people who have unknowingly slighted me over the past week, I got busy! I'm try to make it up to you, my darling nemesis.
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Okay. That makes me feel a little better.
Have fun with the revenge thing. 
How's uhm, coffee next week? Monday, maybe around 8 or 9? That place down the road, yeah. We'll talk.
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Hi! I’m trying to get word out that some of my art is being sold on t-shirts at HotTopic.com! I hate to shamelessly self promote, but this really is a first step towards my dream ^_^
If you’d take a look or spread the word, it would mean so much to me!
[link] [link] Thank you! ^_^
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Oh, you're welcome! I love your work (especially your picture of Tarrant 83).
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OH GAWD, TAKE THE MISTLETOE DOWN AND BURN IT, ALREADY.
MY LIPS ARE SO FROM ALL THIS MAKING OUT.
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DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT WANT TO BE PRACTICED AND READY FOR NEW YEARS EVE?
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MAYBE A LITTLE BUT DAMMIT WOMAN I GOT BRUISES
YOU BITE HARD
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Sore. My lips are sore. I forgot two letters. That's the alcohol you won't stop feeding me talking. >8(
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