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hjordang
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[2013-03-22 17:08:26 +0000 UTC]
(Peru)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1052; Deviations: 13; Watchers: 33
Watching: 160; Pageviews: 17158; Comments Made: 1008; Friends: 160
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Frank Cho, Dorian Cleavenger, Shunya Yamashita, Hajime SorayamaFavorite movies: Sucker Punch, Appleseed, The Neverending Story
Favorite bands / musical artists: Enya
Favorite books: Alice in Wonderland, Peter Pan
Favorite gaming platform: PC
Tools of the Trade: Photoshop CS4, Illustrator CS3
Other Interests: Programmer, Systems Analyst
# Comments
Comments: 66
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Thank you so much for the watch, I really appreciate it a lot!
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Gracias por la llama!
Cuidaré bien a mi nueva alpalquita
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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Here's a llama
There's a llama
And another little llama
Drama llama
Calmer llama
Farmer llama
Duck!
Thx for the llama
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thanks for the llama hjordang
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you take commissions or requests hjordang
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ooc. thanks for the llama! i wish i could return it ;;
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HI!
Thank you for the
I'm running a 500 da point raffle!
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Thank you for the domesticated South American camelid.
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I got a llama for a barren profile with two drawings that suck compared to the rest of the digital drawings...
Thanks, I guess
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