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# Statistics
Favourites: 906; Deviations: 544; Watchers: 263
Watching: 111; Pageviews: 33245; Comments Made: 8871; Friends: 111
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Gary TongeFavorite movies: Captain Amerca: The Winter Soldier, X-Men 2, The Avengers, Batman Begins, Kingsmen: The Secret Service
Favorite TV shows: Orphan Black, Marvel's Agents of SHIELD, Battlestar Galactica, Babylon 5, Fringe, Firefly, A Game of Thrones
Favorite bands / musical artists: Bruce Springsteen, Meat Loaf, Janis Ian, Melissa Etheridge, Tanita Tikaram
Favorite books: A Song of Ice and Fire, The Silence of the Lambs
Favorite games: Dragon Age: Origins, Unreal, Fallout 1 & 2, Planescape: Torment
Favorite gaming platform: PC
Tools of the Trade: Poser 7, Poser 9, Creative Suite 4, Nikon D90, Adobe CS6
Other Interests: photography, 3d, design, yoga, pen and paper role playing games
# About me
Current Residence: Upper Franconia
deviantWEAR sizing preference: M
Favourite genre of music: Rock
Favourite photographer: Michael Kenna
Favourite style of art: my own one
Operating System: Windows
Favourite cartoon character: Snoopy
# Comments
Comments: 228
XenoKramer1980 [2022-01-31 16:20:37 +0000 UTC]
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joachim-hagen In reply to XenoKramer1980 [2022-02-01 09:10:34 +0000 UTC]
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Enchanted-April [2020-10-01 20:39:31 +0000 UTC]
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joachim-hagen In reply to Enchanted-April [2020-10-05 08:37:16 +0000 UTC]
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Ancient--One [2019-01-25 11:29:49 +0000 UTC]
Hi and welcome to NaturesMystery
We are quite pleased that you have decided to join membership in our recently reborn group!
We hope you enjoy the wonderful Nature and Animal based arts that pass through our gallery and will also participate in our monthly themes, the numerous short challenges we have planned and our future contests!
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KaidokJ [2018-11-09 08:39:46 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for the fav on Inktober 27: Thunder - Any thunder-box in a storm
Using a thunderbox is a risky thing in the land down under. A rusty tin shed exposed to the elements, the Australian outhouse was home to a whole number of fun creepy crawlies. I’m sure some of you might have heard of the term “red back on the seat”, well, it’s actually a thing. Thankfully, modern plumbing has significantly reduced one’s risk when squatting on the throne, but even then, it’s not without its perils. An example. Up in Northern Western Australia, there is a large sand goanna sometimes called a bungarra. It’s dangerous, but not deadly, for the most part. Anyway, I know someone who used to live up there and one day they went to use the loo (bathroom) without turning the light on. Only just barely sensing that their butt was imperilled, they turned the light on and inside the bowl was the large head of a bungarra, watching them. Apparently these enterprising lizards climb up sewerage pipes looking for clean water and get stuck. It’s quite an ordeal to get them out, but nothing compared with the shock of finding one in the first place. Anyway, just thought I’d share that. Although it’s probably best if you try to forget it the next time you really need to go number two. Might make things harder for you.
-ParanoidPooper
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KaidokJ [2018-11-08 12:11:00 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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joachim-hagen In reply to gregorionegaard [2018-11-07 11:43:18 +0000 UTC]
You are welcome. You gave me a llama and I gave one back.
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joachim-hagen In reply to WayneBenedet [2018-10-31 12:20:06 +0000 UTC]
You are very welcome.
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joachim-hagen In reply to Veta-Fox [2018-03-26 08:06:11 +0000 UTC]
Gern geschehen! Ich habe nur das Llama erwidert.
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EmmPlays In reply to joachim-hagen [2018-03-21 15:27:18 +0000 UTC]
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joachim-hagen In reply to WabbaHabba [2018-02-20 08:57:30 +0000 UTC]
I only returned the llama. No need to thank me.
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WabbaHabba In reply to joachim-hagen [2018-02-20 21:24:00 +0000 UTC]
I still appreciate it. >w<
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junaidbhat [2017-11-27 14:22:56 +0000 UTC]
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joachim-hagen In reply to Ajsima [2017-11-20 09:06:43 +0000 UTC]
You are welcome! I only gave it back.
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mirityuy [2017-09-13 09:45:22 +0000 UTC]
You have amazing gallery, Big thumbs up and keep the great work up! Is this what you do for a living or its just something that makes you happy besides all the stress?
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joachim-hagen In reply to mirityuy [2017-09-18 08:03:00 +0000 UTC]
I'm a hobbyist photgrapher which means that I do not have to compromise or fulfill another person's expectations. In fact, it makes me happy, yes.
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