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# Statistics
Favourites: 1243; Deviations: 9; Watchers: 17
Watching: 53; Pageviews: 3387; Comments Made: 818; Friends: 53
# About me
hello i am danni/fae. ne/nem/nir or fae/faer (or they/them/their if using those is difficult for u) pronouns pls :^) i post stuff here sometimes but it's often stuff i put on my art tumblr already. i can't link my tumblr for reasons but if you really want it, just send me a note and i'll give it to you.
# Comments
Comments: 295
xXxseadwwellerxXx [2014-02-06 07:51:09 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for the fave.
Also haven't seen you in awhile, how are you? : )
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warlghh In reply to xXxseadwwellerxXx [2014-02-08 14:36:20 +0000 UTC]
i'm good! it really has been a while wow. what about you?
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xXxseadwwellerxXx In reply to warlghh [2014-02-11 20:51:06 +0000 UTC]
Yeah it really has ^^' and that's good, i'm glad you're doing good ^^Β
I'm doing goodΒ
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warlghh In reply to xXxseadwwellerxXx [2014-02-12 00:35:28 +0000 UTC]
thanks! i'm glad you're doing well
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warlghh In reply to xXxseadwwellerxXx [2014-02-24 03:53:05 +0000 UTC]
yea!! what have u been doing recently
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xXxseadwwellerxXx In reply to warlghh [2014-02-28 02:36:43 +0000 UTC]
Robotics, school and working on improving my art, you?
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warlghh In reply to xXxseadwwellerxXx [2014-03-01 04:12:57 +0000 UTC]
yea!! pretty much just school and drawing and stuff. nm rly
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xXxseadwwellerxXx In reply to warlghh [2014-12-13 20:00:39 +0000 UTC]
Sorry it's been forever since I answered
Soooo hey how have you been?
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AWESOMEPANCAKES [2013-01-17 00:54:51 +0000 UTC]
Merci beaucoup for the favorite, love~! *gives you pancakes with real maple syrup* ^.^
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AsailaEvernia [2012-12-22 19:13:16 +0000 UTC]
I tried to submit something to your TealandRed group, but it said it expired. Just thought I'd let you know~
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warlghh In reply to AsailaEvernia [2012-12-24 17:24:39 +0000 UTC]
ah, sorry about that! neither me or my co founder really check this website much anymore, so i might just turn over the group to someone else. thanks for telling me though! :33 if you can submit it again ill try to accept it into the group this time
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AsailaEvernia In reply to warlghh [2012-12-24 18:36:52 +0000 UTC]
Alright. And not a problem! (; I could take it off of your hands, probably. <3
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warlghh In reply to AsailaEvernia [2013-02-22 22:47:54 +0000 UTC]
oh dang i think you deactivated umu
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warlghh In reply to AsailaEvernia [2013-02-18 21:04:25 +0000 UTC]
i'm sorry i took so long to reply to this! if you'd be willing to run the group properly that would be great! (and i'll try to take less time to reply this time)
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warlghh In reply to Stained-By-Rainbow [2012-10-06 13:24:42 +0000 UTC]
ok im not really sure why i never replied to this
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warlghh In reply to Stained-By-Rainbow [2012-08-20 00:19:57 +0000 UTC]
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Stained-By-Rainbow In reply to warlghh [2012-08-20 00:31:10 +0000 UTC]
what if karkat came in poots
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warlghh In reply to Stained-By-Rainbow [2012-08-20 00:31:54 +0000 UTC]
karkat leans towards terezi. tiny cats come spewing out of his ears, screaming fuckass loudly.
the cats land on terezi's shoulder, but it is too late. her shoulder has transformed into a massive piece of chalk.
the chalk turns into a very big cat that looks nothing like the ones that just came out of karkat's ears.
the cat leans down, its mouth wide open. it is about to devour karkat. but then it whispers one thing to him.
"nyeh."
then the cat becomes eridan, who immediately strips.
"kar wwanna pail"
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Stained-By-Rainbow In reply to warlghh [2012-08-20 00:32:27 +0000 UTC]
"OHHHHHH TEREZI IM GONNA POOT"
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warlghh In reply to Stained-By-Rainbow [2012-08-20 00:33:44 +0000 UTC]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Iβll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iβve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iβm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youβre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatβs just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little βcleverβ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnβt, you didnβt, and now youβre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youβre fucking dead, kiddo.
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Stained-By-Rainbow In reply to warlghh [2012-08-20 00:34:23 +0000 UTC]
"OH YEAH TEREZI IM GONNA-" poots all over terezi
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warlghh In reply to Stained-By-Rainbow [2012-08-20 00:34:51 +0000 UTC]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Iβll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iβve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iβm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youβre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatβs just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little βcleverβ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnβt, you didnβt, and now youβre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youβre fucking dead, kiddo.
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Stained-By-Rainbow In reply to warlghh [2012-08-20 00:35:38 +0000 UTC]
"OHHH Y3S K4RK4T YOUR3 GONN4 M4K3 M3 POOT TOO-" epic poot
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warlghh In reply to Stained-By-Rainbow [2012-08-20 00:36:16 +0000 UTC]
You ask me for a hamburger. My attempt to reciprocate is cut brutally short as my body experiences a sudden lack of electrons. Across a variety of hidden dimensions you are dismayed. John Lennon hands me an apple, but it slips through my fingers. I am reborn as an ocelot. You disapprove. A crack echoes through the universe in defiance of conventional physics as cosmological background noise shifts from randomness to a perfect A Flat. Children everywhere stop what they are doing and hum along in perfect pitch with the background radiation. Birds fall from the sky as the sun engulfs the earth. You hesitate momentarily before allowing yourself to assume the locus of all knowledge. Entropy crumbles as you peruse the information contained within the universe. A small library in Phoenix ceases to exist. You stumble under the weight of everythingness, Your mouth opens up to cry out, and collapses around your body before blinking you out of the spatial plane. You exist only within the fourth dimension. The fountainhead of all knowledge rolls along the ground and collides with a small dog. My head tastes sideways as spacetime is reestablished, you blink back into the corporeal world disoriented, only for me to hand you a hamburger as my body collapses under the strain of reconstitution. The universe has reasserted itself. A particular small dog is fed steak for the rest of its natural life. You die in a freak accident moments later, and you soul works at the returns desk for the Phoenix library. You disapprove. Your disapproval sends ripples through the inter-dimensional void between life and death. A small child begins to cry as he walks toward the stairway where his father stands.
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Stained-By-Rainbow In reply to warlghh [2012-08-20 00:37:21 +0000 UTC]
POOTS ON THE HAMBURGER
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warlghh In reply to Stained-By-Rainbow [2012-08-20 00:40:50 +0000 UTC]
"nyeh," he murmurs as his lips touch yours. you lisp a short response and begin to kiss him, mustering up all of the hate that you can. you reach down, snaking your hand up the sea dweller's skirt. you love it when he crossdressses. when you realize that he's not wearing any underwear, you suddenly scream. you yank your mouth away from his. he appears throughly confused and his mouth is wide open, dripping with your yellow saliva. you collapse on the ground, your pointed ears twitching. you hear one last thing before your world goes dark.
"wweh."
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Stained-By-Rainbow In reply to warlghh [2012-08-20 00:41:23 +0000 UTC]
POOTS IN HIS WIDE OPEN MOUTH
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warlghh In reply to Stained-By-Rainbow [2012-08-20 00:44:57 +0000 UTC]
"fuckass!" he screeches as you jump onto him, licking every inch of his face. "fuck fuck get the fuck fucking off of me," he screams, kicking and flailing and trying to shake you off. but you will not leave. you are clinging to him tightly and you are determined to taste all the cherry. but suddenly you feel yourself falling. the mutant blood is gone. you are falling through a long tunnel covered in red wallpaper. you keep falling until you reach the bottom. you hear someone laughing. he smells like peppers. he screams at you, saying that you cannot escape the miles. he is holding up a large sign that reads "speed limit: 45".
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Stained-By-Rainbow In reply to warlghh [2012-08-20 00:45:31 +0000 UTC]
terezi poots on karkats dick
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warlghh In reply to Stained-By-Rainbow [2012-08-20 00:49:43 +0000 UTC]
"dave! dave!" you whip your head around, your eyes concealed by your shades. you look at the dark haired boy standing near you. "dave!" he exclaims in an obnoxious voice. "what is it?" you ask in your default monotone. "i am not a homosexual." when you hear this, you tear your glasses off. "john," you whisper, your voice full of hurt. "the problem is that i am a homosexual. goodbye john." you jump into the air, tears in your bright red eyes. "dave, wait!" john yells. but nothing can be done. you are floating up, up into space. you stop when you lose a shoe. you float in space forever, weeping because john is not a homosexual.
but you are.
for him.
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Stained-By-Rainbow In reply to warlghh [2012-08-20 00:50:13 +0000 UTC]
you cant escape the red poots
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Stained-By-Rainbow In reply to warlghh [2012-08-20 00:52:35 +0000 UTC]
you cant outrun whats already here
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warlghh In reply to Stained-By-Rainbow [2012-08-20 00:21:17 +0000 UTC]
i did not want that
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