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I'm a pretty solid Christian and Creationist, but this was funny.
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"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
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The only thing more absurd that I ever heard of, was the idea that the entire universe was created TEN MINUTES AGO and by some being named Joe.
Oh, you may argue that we have memories of the previous day, weeks, months, years ago, et al, BUT those memories were also created ten minutes ago by Joe.
Can we PROVE that we actually had those experiences ? Do you have empirical evidence ?
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That was probably satire, attempting to parody creationism itself. Could you post a link?
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It makes sense, though.
And besides, it's not like we'd need to parody creationism, it does a damn fine job of parodying itself already.
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Can I quote you on that?
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I thought this was kinda funny, but then I saw the comments...
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Creationists argue that the Earth is only a few thousand+ years old, right? Therefore, they don't think it's as old as scientists say it is.
The guy in the picture is arguing that the Earth isn't as old either, though (plot twist!) his standards are based on what information he can gather from a plastic globe.
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That poster made my day, it really shows what creationism is worth.
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The Earth was probably made by children in Puerto Rico instead of in China. Other than that though, I agree with the picture completely. Very nice work.
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So you're implying that that toy globe was NOT in fact created by someone? Oh, I'd just LOVE to hear how IT "evolved." [/sarcastic_creationist]
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Understood. I was wondering if anyone was ever going to reply to this. Still, I can't help but have the feeling that I've been (whether intentionally or not) insulted, but I'm sure that's just me. After all, I take everything I see waaaaaay too literally, which is what this joke is about, right? I just don't know which side the joke is on, or if it's even trying to choose sides. And heck with it, I really, REALLY don't want to go into another unnecessary discussion/rant that turns into an all-out war, because I've been there before, and I never want to go there again.
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Did you actually make this? It's pretty funny.
-Louise, the SAT girl
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Heh, lol. Now if only "god" had done something like that. I mean, how hard would it have been to put a "Made in Heaven" sticker on the universe?
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agreed.
by the way, the answer is "not hard at all"
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Oh Your god this is funny as hell (if it were real).
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i think that was my first deviation
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