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Published: 2010-02-09 08:09:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 3791; Favourites: 98; Downloads: 17
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Description Part two of the transporter malfunction.

I like Bone's face. But what kind of face would you make if all the blood were suddenly cut off to your brain?

I changed the view to Uhura and Kirk-er-Spock because I was too lazy to draw Scotty being mind melded or whatever. Spock is no help whatsoever, but that's pretty much canon. He also still has rather expressive eyebrows.

Given mature rating for my language slip up. Haha, its not even slashy until the last panel XDDD

Part one: [link]

EDIT: FOUND A FANFICTION [link] its so funny XD kinda smutty, so not for those who don't like that stuff, but I recommend it!
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dances-with-hipsters In reply to ??? [2013-11-20 12:55:32 +0000 UTC]

XD I'm glad you enjoyed it <3

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Amazing-person-yes In reply to dances-with-hipsters [2013-11-20 16:03:23 +0000 UTC]

XD

Any more to come?

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nonamecjk [2013-06-18 21:58:31 +0000 UTC]

can you tell me what the fanfic is called my computer can't get to it through the link?

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dances-with-hipsters In reply to nonamecjk [2013-06-19 13:36:02 +0000 UTC]

I guess it was removed or something, I don't remember what it was called sorry! It has been over 3 years ;A; I had no connection to the author, so I couldn't even tell you who wrote it. Sorry to be of no help!

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nonamecjk In reply to dances-with-hipsters [2013-06-19 15:36:58 +0000 UTC]

it's ok thanks for repling

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Amazing-person-yes [2013-06-12 15:16:22 +0000 UTC]

Lols.

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dances-with-hipsters In reply to Amazing-person-yes [2013-06-14 16:13:40 +0000 UTC]

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Amazing-person-yes In reply to dances-with-hipsters [2013-06-14 20:44:29 +0000 UTC]

Heh

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Amazing-person-yes In reply to Amazing-person-yes [2013-06-12 15:17:59 +0000 UTC]

Sorry about tht, my computer crashed.

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Sonicscrewdriver12 [2012-12-08 05:08:28 +0000 UTC]

Oh deaR...LOL

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dances-with-hipsters In reply to Sonicscrewdriver12 [2012-12-09 03:00:08 +0000 UTC]

XDDD

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Sonicscrewdriver12 In reply to dances-with-hipsters [2012-12-11 12:59:18 +0000 UTC]

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gheralexandra92 [2012-09-28 07:34:32 +0000 UTC]

make part 3,and make the same thing with kirk and an jedi,please

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dances-with-hipsters In reply to gheralexandra92 [2012-09-28 16:34:06 +0000 UTC]

Ahahaha, perhaps! I haven't drawn anything Star Trek in a while but the new movie is coming out kind of soon, I'll probably feel inspired by that

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gheralexandra92 [2012-09-28 07:33:16 +0000 UTC]

funny

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Jie-n [2011-05-12 17:30:22 +0000 UTC]

And the crack thickens...

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dances-with-hipsters In reply to Jie-n [2011-05-13 04:16:31 +0000 UTC]

Pure and unadulterated. That's how I like my crack.

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Jie-n In reply to dances-with-hipsters [2011-05-13 08:31:43 +0000 UTC]

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littlebixuit [2010-05-25 19:19:55 +0000 UTC]

"accidental vulcan squeeze"

Already cracked up on that one so hard. It was a serious problem keeping myself on the chair while reading all the panels.

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dances-with-hipsters In reply to littlebixuit [2010-05-26 02:29:37 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you enjoyed it! The "accidental Vulcan squeeze" was my favorite part too XD

Thank you~

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Milarca [2010-03-18 05:35:43 +0000 UTC]

Omg that's hilarious

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dances-with-hipsters In reply to Milarca [2010-03-18 06:31:33 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! I'm trying to come up with some more comics, but my funny drive is on a low right now Xd

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Kerinaty [2010-02-19 21:09:08 +0000 UTC]

"DO the Vulcans know about this?" I loled so hard there.

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dances-with-hipsters In reply to Kerinaty [2010-02-19 23:01:32 +0000 UTC]

XD I thought that was kind of clever, which makes up for the fact that I invested NO artistic talent into these comics whatsoever. <3 thank you! I'm so excited to read more of your fic!!!

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nnaj [2010-02-18 10:13:01 +0000 UTC]

I nearly died chocking of laughter on that "meditate" line xD

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dances-with-hipsters In reply to nnaj [2010-02-18 22:42:58 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, don't die! That means you can't feed my ego and comment more! Xd

Thank you though! Its so flattering >///<

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GothGirl911 [2010-02-18 04:27:03 +0000 UTC]

u gonna make a third? u should!!

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dances-with-hipsters In reply to GothGirl911 [2010-02-18 04:45:40 +0000 UTC]

MAYBE. I was thinking of doing various scenes from this scenario, and I'm actually writing a crack fic based off of this, but I don't know if I'll have a direct follow up.

<3333 Thank you!!!

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GothGirl911 In reply to dances-with-hipsters [2010-02-18 05:32:05 +0000 UTC]

send me the link to the fic when its up!

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Tinocka [2010-02-17 19:11:23 +0000 UTC]

*giggle* This is amazing

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dances-with-hipsters In reply to Tinocka [2010-02-18 04:31:09 +0000 UTC]

Haha, thank you so much! I hope I can be this clever again. I think it was a fluke.

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Neko-Emi [2010-02-17 03:19:23 +0000 UTC]

I'm slow, but I love this! Heeheeeeee~

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dances-with-hipsters In reply to Neko-Emi [2010-02-18 04:32:31 +0000 UTC]

<3333 Thank you!!! I'm soooooo into Star Trek right now, in case you couldn't tell XD

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everything-anime [2010-02-17 02:50:03 +0000 UTC]

Haha, I wasn't expecting that last panel XD Great job!!

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dances-with-hipsters In reply to everything-anime [2010-02-18 04:35:24 +0000 UTC]

XD Its so dumb. I love crazy crack comics. Thank you so much!

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everything-anime In reply to dances-with-hipsters [2010-02-20 20:35:33 +0000 UTC]

Crazy crack comics are the best XD
You're welcome!

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Prue84 [2010-02-17 01:34:45 +0000 UTC]

Oh my God. *still laughing*

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dances-with-hipsters In reply to Prue84 [2010-02-18 04:35:47 +0000 UTC]

<3333 Thank you! I appreciate it! Laughter feeds my ego XD

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ShiKaiying [2010-02-16 22:40:40 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry, but there's no way you can just leave it here. We HAVE to see more!

Personally, I'd love to see how the dynamics on the bridge would get shaken up, or possibly a random encounter with Checkov.

Because Checkov is adorable

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dances-with-hipsters In reply to ShiKaiying [2010-02-18 04:36:55 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, I hope I can come up with some silly extra scenes. WE SHALL SEE.

Yes, I agree, Chekov is amazingly adorable.

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ShiKaiying In reply to dances-with-hipsters [2010-02-18 07:14:56 +0000 UTC]

I have faith in you! You just have to BELIIIEEEVE in yourself!

Hm...would this mean Kirk has to be vegetarian cuz Vulcan's don't do meat?

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royalfizzbin [2010-02-16 06:56:55 +0000 UTC]

Ahahahahahaha, that last panel is FABULOUS. XD

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dances-with-hipsters In reply to royalfizzbin [2010-02-18 04:37:37 +0000 UTC]

<33333 Thank you!!! I think that's my favorite panel too XD

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trekkieandproud [2010-02-15 19:40:49 +0000 UTC]

Great, now I absoulutley NEED a fiction of this. ANyone know something?

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dances-with-hipsters In reply to trekkieandproud [2010-02-16 06:59:59 +0000 UTC]

XD I wish! I'll probably end up writing a one shot once midterms are over X3

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trekkieandproud In reply to dances-with-hipsters [2010-02-16 10:23:21 +0000 UTC]

Haha. Really good last slide. I wouldn't have been able to think of it. It's hilarious!

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ZombeeInk [2010-02-15 16:57:28 +0000 UTC]

ahhh omg i love you for drawing this xD

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dances-with-hipsters In reply to ZombeeInk [2010-02-16 06:59:04 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, thank you! That is so flattering! <3

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momachan [2010-02-15 16:30:28 +0000 UTC]

RLOL Spock swearing is the most hylarius thing in the universe! This work make my day. Congratulations!

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dances-with-hipsters In reply to momachan [2010-02-16 06:58:50 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha, I agree completely. Thank you so much!!! <3

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