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World War II in a Nutshell
Written by Joel Dawn
(No offense meant to any of the nationalities mentioned)

So I was kinda all chillin’
With Comrade VI Lenin
When suddenly he died of stroke
Then Stalin came and made USSR more broke!

So Hitler and Mussolini were heading to the mall an’
there they saw Comrade Joseph Stalin
He was buying a yellow polka dot bikini
it was kind of teeny but could fit Mussolini!

Mussolini said “Hey that’s mine!”
But the cashier left the mall cause of Kristallnacht,
Well, hey he happened to be Einstein!

Albert fled to the US and started making bombs
While Hitler was hitting on Stalin’s mom

Stalin was angered and twitched his ‘stache,
And thus started a dictator clash
Hitler began to whine and pout
Cause according to “Aryan White-Trash ”
his mustache’s style just went out!

He remembered that day where he failed art school
and how the great artists were all Jews and cool
He winced and grimaced and began World War II
He invaded Poland 3 years before 1942!

Silly France waves a white flag in surrender
hoping the Allies could get the out of this Fender Bender!

Next would you know there’s soem guy named Tojo
but he abandoned KungFu for bombs to gogo
He bombed Pearl Harbor
but the US just struck back harder
Einstein smiled and waved
While Japan regretted and caved!

Mussolini was being a big meanie
so Italians hung him with the help of the great Zambini

Hitler saw his pal defiled
He began to sense his own exile
Not wanting to see his ‘stache shaven off,
he ended his life with a copy of Mein Kaumf

Description
World War II in a Nutshell
Written by Joel Dawn
(No offense meant to any of the nationalities mentioned)

So I was kinda all chillin’
With Comrade VI Lenin
When suddenly he died of stroke
Then Stalin came and made USSR more broke!

So Hitler and Mussolini were heading to the mall an’
there they saw Comrade Joseph Stalin
He was buying a yellow polka dot bikini
it was kind of teeny but could fit Mussolini!

Mussolini said “Hey that’s mine!”
But the cashier left the mall cause of Kristallnacht,
Well, hey he happened to be Einstein!

Albert fled to the US and started making bombs
While Hitler was hitting on Stalin’s mom

Stalin was angered and twitched his ‘stache,
And thus started a dictator clash
Hitler began to whine and pout
Cause according to “Aryan White-Trash ”
his mustache’s style just went out!

He remembered that day where he failed art school
and how the great artists were all Jews and cool
He winced and grimaced and began World War II
He invaded Poland 3 years before 1942!

Silly France waves a white flag in surrender
hoping the Allies could get the out of this Fender Bender!

Next would you know there’s soem guy named Tojo
but he abandoned KungFu for bombs to gogo
He bombed Pearl Harbor
but the US just struck back harder
Einstein smiled and waved
While Japan regretted and caved!

Mussolini was being a big meanie
so Italians hung him with the help of the great Zambini

Hitler saw his pal defiled
He began to sense his own exile
Not wanting to see his ‘stache shaven off,
he ended his life with a copy of Mein Kaumf