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As said before, your name is ____ ____, and you are deciding who to stalk first.

To decide, you landed and changed back to normal. Getting a few weird looks, you flipped off the bystanders and continued on. You got your red journal and opened to a random page. Eridan Ampora. 6 sweeps old. Kismesis; Vriska Serket. Flush crushes- anything that moves.

You sighed. It's not like you DIDN'T like Eridan, you just........didn't know what to expect from him. You put your journal back in the bag and turned into a seagull. You got a few more strange looks, so you pooped on their heads. They cursed and you snickered. It was fun messing with people.

You started on your way to the ocean. You saw Feferi making out with Sollux on the beach. You had to remember to write down that they were about to pail. You squawked, startling them. Sollux cursed, apparently knowing you weren't a bird. Whatever! It didn't matter to you.

You eventually made it to Eridan's hive. You landed on the roof to make sure the area was secure. You then transformed into a spider and crawled down to his room window. You saw him madly typing and cursing at his laptop. You crawled across the ceiling and turned into a fly. You took a look at the screen arachnidsGrip. Figures.......

You thought and flew closer to the screen. Just as you made it though, Eridan abruptly got up. "I'm gonna fucking Krill you VVris.........." He swung his arm in annoyance. You dodged, and accidentally fell to the ground. The impact caused you to turn to normal, hitting your horns. They curved behind your head, making them look a little like Aradia's.

"WWHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! WWHAT ARE DOIN IN MY HIVVE?!" He yelled. "Crap........" You mumbled rubbing your head. "WWHO THE FUCK ARE YOU LANDWWELLER?!"

You mumbled profanities and got up. "Thanks for helping me up asshole." You rubbed your head again. "Wwho are you?! Answwer me!" You sighed. "Names ____." Eridan glared at you and crossed his arms, pushing his glasses higher on his face.

"Tell me wwhat you are doin in my hivve." You looked around the room and mumbled Nepeta. "Wwhat?! Wwhy wwould she-" He paused. His eyes widened, then he glared into nothing. "HOWW DARE THAT CAVE DWWELLIN TROLL USES SOMEONE TO LEARN ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIPS!" You were slowly backing up as he was ranting. You bumped into a table.

From experience, you knew there had to be a wand around here somewhere. You felt around for it.

"I SWWEAR THAT I AM GONNA FUCKIN KILL HER!!!!" YUS. you found it. "But first......I'll get you..." He started walking towards you. You held up the wand in a shaky hand. "Don't come any further Ampora! Or I'll use this!" He snickered and crossed his arms. "I wwouldnt try that. That piece of equipment is much too powwerful for a loww blood!"

You glared. "Oh yeah?! Watch me!" You mumbled a spell and pointed at him. You closed your eyes, then opened them. They were turned red. "Oh shit.................." He said.

A blast of light appeared and he was lifted in the air and thrown across the room, and though the wall. The last thing Eridan saw before blacking out, was your face leaning over him with a worried expression. "Dammit! I hope I didn't kill him........."

~ Time skip brought to you by, Boggart! apofiss.deviantart.com/gallery… and boggartcomic.com/archive ~

You closed another cabinet. Where did he keep his medicine? Or the food?! All he had was a fridge full of expired faygo. You sighed and slipped down on the floor, face in your hands. Some human things came in handy. Such as your new cell phone. So you tried to call Nepeta.

NO SIGNAL.

Damn! You groaned and stood up. You decided to just go and check on Eridan. You went up to his room. He wasn't on the couch were you had put him. But you heard running water. You saw the bathroom was slightly open. You walked over and peaked through. You saw a naked Eridan, just the back though. You blushed and ran down stairs. "Oh good gog..........."

Your face was stained in green. Soon enough, you heard shuffling an looked up. Eridan was standing there wearing his glasses, and boxers. And nothing else. You face turned even more green than it was. "Wwhat am I gonna do with you lowwblood?" "My name is ____. Not lowblood." "You sound like Equius, Ampora...."

Eridan's face flushed in embarrassment. "Wwhat?! I am nofin like that guy! I am not obsessed with leadership and hoofbeasts!" You glared at him and stood up. "I can see that you are better now, so I think I'll just go now." You turned to transform, but a warm hand grabbed yours.

"Don't. You. Fuckin. Dare." Your face flushed again, out of annoyment this time. "Let me go Ampora! I need to finish by job!" He didn't let go. "And wwhat job wwouldnt that be?" You turned back around. "Goodbye."

You then absconded from the scene before he could react. You turned into a seagull again and flew away. Leaving Eridan standing confused. "Wwomen are so complicated.........." He said and trudged back inside.

~The next fucking day darlings(NOT! just later! )~!

You were pissed. You didn't even know why. When you got back to Nepeta's hive, she was gone. But her drawing pad was plenty active!

Eridan had been pestering Nepeta.

caligulasAquarium (CA) began trolling arsenicCatnip (AC) at 12:46 am

CA: WWHY THE EVVER LOVVIN FUCK DID YOU SEND ____ OVVER TO STALK ME?!
CA: am i just that fuckin sexy?
CA: or does she havve a likin in me?
CA: she totally likes this hot piece of seadwwller
CA: has a fuckin flush-crush on eridan ampora
CA: could just act like the fuckin egbert human about noww
CA: anywways
CA: DON'T FUCKIN STALK ME LOWWBLOOD
AC: Nepeta doesn't do the stalking asshole.
CA: ____? is that you?
AC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
AC: its just the one and only Nepeta Leijon~!
CA: oh
CA: okay!
AC: OF COURSE IT ME DUMBASS!
CA: i didn't believe you anwway
AC: Sure Ampora~! Just keep telling yourself that!
CA: i wwill for your info
AC: I don't care
AC: just fuck off fishdick
AC: Goodbye. I have better things to do

arsenicCatnip (AC) ceased trolling caligulasAquarium (CA) at 12:52 am.

caligulasAquariam (CA) began trolling arsenicCatnip (AC) at 12:53 am

CA: wwhat the fuck?

arsenicCatnip (AC) ceased trolling caligulasAquarium (CA) at 12:54 am

caligulasAquariam (CA) began trolling arsenicCatnip (AC) at 12:54

CA: im not done talkin to ya!

arsenicCatnip (AC) ceased trolling caligulasAquarium (CA) at 12:55 am

caligulasAquariam (CA) began trolling arsenicCatnip (AC) at 12:55 am

CA: WWOULD YA FUCKIN STOP THAT?!
AC: Why should I?

arsenicCatnip (AC) ceased trolling caligulasAquarium (CA) at 12:56 am

caligulasAquariam (CA) began trolling arsenicCatnip (AC) at 12:56 am

CA: just talk to me for a sec

arsenicCatnip (AC) ceased trolling caligulasAquarium (CA) at 12:57 am

You were about ready to smash the drawing pad to pieces so small, you'd need a microscope to know what the hell it was. "WHY WON'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?!" You yelled. "AC currrrrrls her tail. `What's wrong, ___?` She asks, a bit purrious about the sudden outburst."

You turned around to find Nepeta there. You sighed. "Eridan......" Nepeta smiled. "AC smiles. `I'm a shipper ____. I know ships when I see them. This one is purrfect.` She said to her furrend."

~Meanwhile~

There was a knock at the door. eridan got up from his seat. There was another knock. "Givve me a glubbin sec, wwill ya?" Eridan trudged to the door and opened it. "It'th about time fithhdick." "Sol?! Wwhat the fuck are you doin here?" Sollux bardged into the room and plopped in a nearby chair. "You know you want to be with her, Ampora."

Eridan held back the urge to flush. "Wwhat? Wwhere the fuck did ya hear that rumor?" The Gemini troll crossed his arms and smirked. "I'm not thtupid ED. Your fluthhed for ____. Jutht admit it." Eridan sighed. The he smiled, and got up. "Let's go Captor." Sollux got up and smirked. "Jutht in time...."

~From both sides of the story~

You and Eridan both started running. Nepeta and Sollux close behind each of you. You hadn't even thought of transforming. You had to get to eridan.

Eridan wasn't even wearing his cape. His glasses discarded along the run. He faintly heard music. ((this song -->www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaurWY… )) A concert. Whatever, just find her.... He thought to himself.

You both ran faster. Spotting each other in the crowd of trolls and people gathered around the stage. Japanese music playing. You saw Eridan stop and ran up to him. You hugged his waist forcefully. The song was getting to the climax.

Eridan fell backward but regained his balance and hugged you back. "I'm glubbin' sorry for almost krillin' ya....." You looked him in the eyes. Those gorgeous purple eyes......"Just shut up and kiss me asshole."

You didn't know who started the kiss, or who did what, but it happened. It was a short lip meshing kiss. "Ac smirks at her bee loving furrend. `It's about time ____ got a matesprit, Pawllux!`" Nepeta was happy. She didn't ship it, but you finally would be happy. Someone to fill your time, your life, everything with.

Sollux smirked and pushed his glasses higher on his face. "Your abtholutely right......."

You smiled at Eridan. You knew the song playing. You ran up on stage and ordered the band to restart.

"
Yureta genjitsukan nakushita mama de
Gareki no you ni tsumikasanaru kono kanshou wa doko e yuku?

Tsuieta kibou kakae akai ame o harai hashitta muchuu ni

Kuzureta kanjou no hate ni nani o miru? Nani ga aru? Mada shiranai
Hakanai subete no mirai wa tada mugon ni me no mae ni hirogaritsuzuketa

Kieta hikari to kage saigo no kotoba
Nozonda no wa tada asu dake kono genjitsu wa doko ni aru?

Tsuieta ima o mitsume akai ame no naka o hashitta mayowazu

Kuzureru fuukei o koete nani o shiru? Nani o kiku? Mou mienai
Hakanai hitotsu no mirai o tada mugon ni me no mae de erabitsuzukeyou

Kuzureta kanjou no hate ni nani o miru? Nani ga aru? Mada shiranai
Hakanai subete no mirai wa tada mugon ni me no mae ni hirogaritsuzuketa"

You believed this would be an interesting matespritship.

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body div#devskin0 hr { }

As said before, your name is ____ ____, and you are deciding who to stalk first.

To decide, you landed and changed back to normal. Getting a few weird looks, you flipped off the bystanders and continued on. You got your red journal and opened to a random page. Eridan Ampora. 6 sweeps old. Kismesis; Vriska Serket. Flush crushes- anything that moves.

You sighed. It's not like you DIDN'T like Eridan, you just........didn't know what to expect from him. You put your journal back in the bag and turned into a seagull. You got a few more strange looks, so you pooped on their heads. They cursed and you snickered. It was fun messing with people.

You started on your way to the ocean. You saw Feferi making out with Sollux on the beach. You had to remember to write down that they were about to pail. You squawked, startling them. Sollux cursed, apparently knowing you weren't a bird. Whatever! It didn't matter to you.

You eventually made it to Eridan's hive. You landed on the roof to make sure the area was secure. You then transformed into a spider and crawled down to his room window. You saw him madly typing and cursing at his laptop. You crawled across the ceiling and turned into a fly. You took a look at the screen arachnidsGrip. Figures.......

You thought and flew closer to the screen. Just as you made it though, Eridan abruptly got up. "I'm gonna fucking Krill you VVris.........." He swung his arm in annoyance. You dodged, and accidentally fell to the ground. The impact caused you to turn to normal, hitting your horns. They curved behind your head, making them look a little like Aradia's.

"WWHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! WWHAT ARE DOIN IN MY HIVVE?!" He yelled. "Crap........" You mumbled rubbing your head. "WWHO THE FUCK ARE YOU LANDWWELLER?!"

You mumbled profanities and got up. "Thanks for helping me up asshole." You rubbed your head again. "Wwho are you?! Answwer me!" You sighed. "Names ____." Eridan glared at you and crossed his arms, pushing his glasses higher on his face.

"Tell me wwhat you are doin in my hivve." You looked around the room and mumbled Nepeta. "Wwhat?! Wwhy wwould she-" He paused. His eyes widened, then he glared into nothing. "HOWW DARE THAT CAVE DWWELLIN TROLL USES SOMEONE TO LEARN ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIPS!" You were slowly backing up as he was ranting. You bumped into a table.

From experience, you knew there had to be a wand around here somewhere. You felt around for it.

"I SWWEAR THAT I AM GONNA FUCKIN KILL HER!!!!" YUS. you found it. "But first......I'll get you..." He started walking towards you. You held up the wand in a shaky hand. "Don't come any further Ampora! Or I'll use this!" He snickered and crossed his arms. "I wwouldnt try that. That piece of equipment is much too powwerful for a loww blood!"

You glared. "Oh yeah?! Watch me!" You mumbled a spell and pointed at him. You closed your eyes, then opened them. They were turned red. "Oh shit.................." He said.

A blast of light appeared and he was lifted in the air and thrown across the room, and though the wall. The last thing Eridan saw before blacking out, was your face leaning over him with a worried expression. "Dammit! I hope I didn't kill him........."

~ Time skip brought to you by, Boggart! apofiss.deviantart.com/gallery… and boggartcomic.com/archive ~

You closed another cabinet. Where did he keep his medicine? Or the food?! All he had was a fridge full of expired faygo. You sighed and slipped down on the floor, face in your hands. Some human things came in handy. Such as your new cell phone. So you tried to call Nepeta.

NO SIGNAL.

Damn! You groaned and stood up. You decided to just go and check on Eridan. You went up to his room. He wasn't on the couch were you had put him. But you heard running water. You saw the bathroom was slightly open. You walked over and peaked through. You saw a naked Eridan, just the back though. You blushed and ran down stairs. "Oh good gog..........."

Your face was stained in green. Soon enough, you heard shuffling an looked up. Eridan was standing there wearing his glasses, and boxers. And nothing else. You face turned even more green than it was. "Wwhat am I gonna do with you lowwblood?" "My name is ____. Not lowblood." "You sound like Equius, Ampora...."

Eridan's face flushed in embarrassment. "Wwhat?! I am nofin like that guy! I am not obsessed with leadership and hoofbeasts!" You glared at him and stood up. "I can see that you are better now, so I think I'll just go now." You turned to transform, but a warm hand grabbed yours.

"Don't. You. Fuckin. Dare." Your face flushed again, out of annoyment this time. "Let me go Ampora! I need to finish by job!" He didn't let go. "And wwhat job wwouldnt that be?" You turned back around. "Goodbye."

You then absconded from the scene before he could react. You turned into a seagull again and flew away. Leaving Eridan standing confused. "Wwomen are so complicated.........." He said and trudged back inside.

~The next fucking day darlings(NOT! just later! )~!

You were pissed. You didn't even know why. When you got back to Nepeta's hive, she was gone. But her drawing pad was plenty active!

Eridan had been pestering Nepeta.

caligulasAquarium (CA) began trolling arsenicCatnip (AC) at 12:46 am

CA: WWHY THE EVVER LOVVIN FUCK DID YOU SEND ____ OVVER TO STALK ME?!
CA: am i just that fuckin sexy?
CA: or does she havve a likin in me?
CA: she totally likes this hot piece of seadwwller
CA: has a fuckin flush-crush on eridan ampora
CA: could just act like the fuckin egbert human about noww
CA: anywways
CA: DON'T FUCKIN STALK ME LOWWBLOOD
AC: Nepeta doesn't do the stalking asshole.
CA: ____? is that you?
AC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
AC: its just the one and only Nepeta Leijon~!
CA: oh
CA: okay!
AC: OF COURSE IT ME DUMBASS!
CA: i didn't believe you anwway
AC: Sure Ampora~! Just keep telling yourself that!
CA: i wwill for your info
AC: I don't care
AC: just fuck off fishdick
AC: Goodbye. I have better things to do

arsenicCatnip (AC) ceased trolling caligulasAquarium (CA) at 12:52 am.

caligulasAquariam (CA) began trolling arsenicCatnip (AC) at 12:53 am

CA: wwhat the fuck?

arsenicCatnip (AC) ceased trolling caligulasAquarium (CA) at 12:54 am

caligulasAquariam (CA) began trolling arsenicCatnip (AC) at 12:54

CA: im not done talkin to ya!

arsenicCatnip (AC) ceased trolling caligulasAquarium (CA) at 12:55 am

caligulasAquariam (CA) began trolling arsenicCatnip (AC) at 12:55 am

CA: WWOULD YA FUCKIN STOP THAT?!
AC: Why should I?

arsenicCatnip (AC) ceased trolling caligulasAquarium (CA) at 12:56 am

caligulasAquariam (CA) began trolling arsenicCatnip (AC) at 12:56 am

CA: just talk to me for a sec

arsenicCatnip (AC) ceased trolling caligulasAquarium (CA) at 12:57 am

You were about ready to smash the drawing pad to pieces so small, you'd need a microscope to know what the hell it was. "WHY WON'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?!" You yelled. "AC currrrrrls her tail. `What's wrong, ___?` She asks, a bit purrious about the sudden outburst."

You turned around to find Nepeta there. You sighed. "Eridan......" Nepeta smiled. "AC smiles. `I'm a shipper ____. I know ships when I see them. This one is purrfect.` She said to her furrend."

~Meanwhile~

There was a knock at the door. eridan got up from his seat. There was another knock. "Givve me a glubbin sec, wwill ya?" Eridan trudged to the door and opened it. "It'th about time fithhdick." "Sol?! Wwhat the fuck are you doin here?" Sollux bardged into the room and plopped in a nearby chair. "You know you want to be with her, Ampora."

Eridan held back the urge to flush. "Wwhat? Wwhere the fuck did ya hear that rumor?" The Gemini troll crossed his arms and smirked. "I'm not thtupid ED. Your fluthhed for ____. Jutht admit it." Eridan sighed. The he smiled, and got up. "Let's go Captor." Sollux got up and smirked. "Jutht in time...."

~From both sides of the story~

You and Eridan both started running. Nepeta and Sollux close behind each of you. You hadn't even thought of transforming. You had to get to eridan.

Eridan wasn't even wearing his cape. His glasses discarded along the run. He faintly heard music. ((this song -->www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaurWY… )) A concert. Whatever, just find her.... He thought to himself.

You both ran faster. Spotting each other in the crowd of trolls and people gathered around the stage. Japanese music playing. You saw Eridan stop and ran up to him. You hugged his waist forcefully. The song was getting to the climax.

Eridan fell backward but regained his balance and hugged you back. "I'm glubbin' sorry for almost krillin' ya....." You looked him in the eyes. Those gorgeous purple eyes......"Just shut up and kiss me asshole."

You didn't know who started the kiss, or who did what, but it happened. It was a short lip meshing kiss. "Ac smirks at her bee loving furrend. `It's about time ____ got a matesprit, Pawllux!`" Nepeta was happy. She didn't ship it, but you finally would be happy. Someone to fill your time, your life, everything with.

Sollux smirked and pushed his glasses higher on his face. "Your abtholutely right......."

You smiled at Eridan. You knew the song playing. You ran up on stage and ordered the band to restart.

"
Yureta genjitsukan nakushita mama de
Gareki no you ni tsumikasanaru kono kanshou wa doko e yuku?

Tsuieta kibou kakae akai ame o harai hashitta muchuu ni

Kuzureta kanjou no hate ni nani o miru? Nani ga aru? Mada shiranai
Hakanai subete no mirai wa tada mugon ni me no mae ni hirogaritsuzuketa

Kieta hikari to kage saigo no kotoba
Nozonda no wa tada asu dake kono genjitsu wa doko ni aru?

Tsuieta ima o mitsume akai ame no naka o hashitta mayowazu

Kuzureru fuukei o koete nani o shiru? Nani o kiku? Mou mienai
Hakanai hitotsu no mirai o tada mugon ni me no mae de erabitsuzukeyou

Kuzureta kanjou no hate ni nani o miru? Nani ga aru? Mada shiranai
Hakanai subete no mirai wa tada mugon ni me no mae ni hirogaritsuzuketa"

You believed this would be an interesting matespritship.