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TheNightmareAngel42 In reply to DrUSB1 [2022-06-29 19:29:33 +0000 UTC]

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breuhff In reply to DrUSB1 [2021-12-05 04:42:22 +0000 UTC]

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ducksoup10 In reply to 123456789JD [2018-04-06 00:08:14 +0000 UTC]

Vary much so! *starts running*

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SuperfrycookSB In reply to Gunnofspades [2015-11-26 14:22:26 +0000 UTC]

Don't forget flamers

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PokeyFluffytail In reply to SuperfrycookSB [2015-12-06 02:35:41 +0000 UTC]

And power swords

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Usmvalor In reply to Frittsthedeviant [2013-09-26 09:33:12 +0000 UTC]

You sure right there, brother. Not sure what she means by purged, but hell if not a tough love session.

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DarylChin In reply to monitor49 [2013-04-07 13:26:26 +0000 UTC]

She grabs you by the back of your collar, dragging you across the floor. You can't see where she is heading, but serfs, guardsmen and pilgrims scuttle aside to make way for the passing Battle Sister. Suddenly she make a hard left. You can hear beeping cogitator and a pressurized door opens with a hiss.

With great strength she throws you into what looks like a living quarter. She enters after, locking the door tight. She begins to take her armour off, one by one. You watch in horror at the realization. Unable to defy her will as you are but a lowly Guardsman, you close your eyes and whisper a prayer.

"God-Emperor... Please let this end quickly..."

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monitor49 In reply to DarylChin [2013-04-07 18:04:09 +0000 UTC]

What in the Emprah's name?! This was the last comment I thought I'd ever be brought back to, but anywho.
Hmm, what would Commissar Holt say to do in this situation?... *thought bubble* Choose your next words with exceptional care. *poof* Yes good point, however I can only think of one thing to say at a time like this. Bruva I am pinned here!!!

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DarylChin In reply to monitor49 [2013-04-08 02:51:41 +0000 UTC]

When I see comments like yours, I just can't help it. This is the last bit.

The Battle Sister pounces, pinning you to the floor with her weight and strength. You can feel the softness of her plump

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You woke up. Your fatigues left you. In the grogginess you saw the Battle Sister was staring at you, smiling sweetly. Both of you stared at each other for a while until she holds your hand and place it on her stomach. You recognized what she meant, and nodded compliantly that you will be responsible. She smiled wider, happy at your response.

She turns around to grabs her Bolter, which was hidden behind her just out of your sight and placed it on the floor. She hugs you a slight tight and dozes off.

Emperor protects, you were THAT close of being purged. Danger averted.

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monitor49 In reply to DarylChin [2013-04-08 17:52:36 +0000 UTC]

The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer didn't say ANYTHING about this. Still it's a far better fate than being turned into a red-ish smear on the floor and/or celing, thank the Emperor that it didn't come to that. Thank you for a most, um... Interesting read.

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DarylChin In reply to monitor49 [2013-04-08 18:04:42 +0000 UTC]

I wouldn't say it's a far better fate just yet. It's Sister Yandere we're talking here. She'll turn fatally violent on a moments notice. In short, your personal Commissar that watches over your every movement.

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monitor49 In reply to DarylChin [2013-04-08 19:07:19 +0000 UTC]

Given the average life expectancy of your normal common to garden Guardsmen, I don't know if my chances have just improved or plummeted. Personally I'd sooner go to dinner with an Ork, I'd sooner face off against a Hive Tyrant with a toothpick (or flashlight), I'd sooner stare down a fireing squad comprised of Baneblades, than piss off a Yandere, particularly her.

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DarylChin In reply to monitor49 [2013-04-09 07:39:42 +0000 UTC]

Let's hope that the unborn child doesn't share the mother's erratic behavior.

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monitor49 In reply to DarylChin [2013-04-09 18:59:41 +0000 UTC]

That could be a problem but as crazy as this might sound, I would be willing, WILLING, to live with a Yandere at this point if she could help me take care of myself. Because long story short, I just learned that I might be loosing my car, home, and pets all because of three people... it's depressing to say the least.

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DarylChin In reply to monitor49 [2013-04-10 02:58:28 +0000 UTC]

Cheer up! She will show her undying love for you by purging the said 3 people.

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monitor49 In reply to DarylChin [2013-04-10 12:31:03 +0000 UTC]

(Wall of text incoming)
*sigh* If only it could be that simple. For you see, the three in question are in fact (1) my mother, who left (2) my father for (3) another man, and refuses to change her name as part of the divorce, and wants to go to court over it. Which means trying to come up with $3,600 to pay a lawer since my father can't swalllow his pride and accept that we've lost so we can move on with our lives. The only way we could manage to aquire that much money would be to shut off the water, power, and everything else, and even then we might STILL loose. The worst parts are that my car, which is technicaly her's since her name was on it when I got it (I was underaged at the time), is part of the divorce, and it's the only vehicle that we have that still runs AND our house + the land belongs to her mother, whom she has in her pocket. So in short: no car, no home, and no way to take care of our cats, if we can't find them a new home soon, we have no choice but to have them put down. *Grrr* It's people like them that make me wonder if there is any good to be found in marrage if this could be the result. Anyone, EVERYONE could betray me at any moment, with there false smiles and pretty faces, ALL LIES, all of them, but HER. Hmm yes, of course it all makes sense now! Only a YANDERE could possibly show true love, undying loyalty, and and... What in the Emperors name am I SAYING! W-what the frack is going on here?! Do I actually want to stay with her? That's crazy, but at the same time, I-I... *shakes head* What has she done to MEEEE!?

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DarylChin In reply to monitor49 [2013-04-12 06:59:04 +0000 UTC]

For someone to take the repercussions of their spoiled relationship, that really suck.
Though it sounded like your dad is the good guy here.

Sure something happened between your mom and dad, but could a mother be that cruel to strip away the very car that was given to the son?

Please don't look at marriage like that. My parents are married for 40 years now, and it wasn't all sugar and rainbow either. Shit happens but they choose to go through it together. Sadly, your parents choose the easy way out...

Yanderes... Faithfully, Madly, Deathly, Traumatically and Neurotically in love with you.

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monitor49 In reply to DarylChin [2013-04-12 17:57:30 +0000 UTC]

(Text wall v2)
Yes, yes she could, and I expect her to. Shortly after she left, she came back with a moving van and took almost all of our furniture, plates, eating utensils and FOOD, what ever she could take she took right in front of me, and I legally could do nothing to stop her. She had the water, internet, power, ect, shut off after more or less kicking my father out of the house. Needless to say he was devastated. I can only fathom that she does this solely out of spite, although for what I cannot say. She has, and only, cared for herself and despite all efforts I've made to contact her after she left, she has yet to respond.
But there is no reason to continue to focus on what has already transpired, the only thing that can be done now, is pick up the peaces. And whether from shear luck or divine intervention, or what have you, my father may have been coerced into seeing reason, and by HIS mother of all people. So at least we still have a home, for now. From what I gathered, she called him and after talking it over with him, she convinced him that it did not matter if she had the name or not, while they are still technically married everything that she did would still effect us. "A name is not worth forcing the ones who carry it to suffer so that it might not be stained."™(Me 2013) I don't know why she called, but I'm glad that she did, maybe I have someone watching out for me. *looks over his shoulder* Or maybe I'm just paranoid.
Don't get me wrong, I feel for him more than anyone, hell I may have saved his life. Because after loosing her and hearing about what she did, he tried to commit suicide it was only after I called him after getting a few unusual texts, that I realized that something was wrong. Thankfully I called my grandmother to check up on him, he was living in a shack right next door to him at the time, and she found him ODed on sleeping pills, needless to say, she called 911. He later said that he "Just wanted to sleep without seeing her face". So believe me, I am JUST as pissed off as he is, but now is not the time to fight, now is the time to rebuild.
Also don't think that I'm against marriage altogether. It's just that while this is, for all intents and purposes, a worst case scenario, I am more than a little wary after actually being IN this situation and experiencing first hand just how badly it could end... I hate sounding so cynical, but I've come to expect the worst out of every situation, I suppose it's a force of habit. But for now, here's to hoping that things will continue looking up.

Okay, now all I have to do is send this reply and, *creepy laughter* wait what was that noise?
*glomped*
Argh, what the heck are y-y-y... YOU! H-how the heck did you get past security? Get away from me, no nooooo!........ Signal lost.

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DarylChin In reply to monitor49 [2013-04-13 04:19:52 +0000 UTC]

I believe there will be divine justice. Someday she'll end up in the same low as your father did.

Time to rebuild. Make something for yourself and keep it for yourself for the rest of your life. I have a house and I'll never share its ownership with my wife should she ever decide to split. Instead of begging her to stay, I'll help her with the suitcase.

Whoa heyheyhey. Who's that?

-Signal Lost-

...

-Link Reestablished-


Holy Emperor... How did she get into that position? Is that even possible?

Daemonette: It hurts just by looking at it. And my legs are suppose to bend that way.

What the- Warp Breach! We got a Warp Br- mmMMmMmMMpphhh! Don't rape m- OOorrrgppphhhh!

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