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A coworker of mine is putting together a Ladies Night DnD session, and I've never played before, so obviously I had to roll out in style. Meet my idiot son: Kernel.

He's a gallus druid obsessed with what dish he's going to be prepared as when he dies. He insists it be chicken and waffles (because he saw it in a vision), and is on a quest to find the very best recipes for both fried chicken and waffles. He took the name "Kernel" because he heard "The Colonel" in his chicken and waffles vision and didn't understand the difference. He has a cricket scribe that writes down every recipe they find in his book, and he carries a jug of syrup on his belt at all times.

Description
A coworker of mine is putting together a Ladies Night DnD session, and I've never played before, so obviously I had to roll out in style. Meet my idiot son: Kernel.

He's a gallus druid obsessed with what dish he's going to be prepared as when he dies. He insists it be chicken and waffles (because he saw it in a vision), and is on a quest to find the very best recipes for both fried chicken and waffles. He took the name "Kernel" because he heard "The Colonel" in his chicken and waffles vision and didn't understand the difference. He has a cricket scribe that writes down every recipe they find in his book, and he carries a jug of syrup on his belt at all times.