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AK-Is-Harmless β€” Vampiric Minority 03

Published: 2004-09-15 17:18:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 6454; Favourites: 55; Downloads: 816
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Description One of the problems with having a head shaped like a potato is that everyone, even Vampires, automatically think "food" when they look at you. Needless to say, most victims of cannibalism have looked like something other than a human at the time of their unfortunate passing (and later digestion).

For all the Vampiric Minority comics so far, go here: [link]

---AK
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ??? [2013-08-12 02:10:52 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

---AK

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SarahWolverine In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2013-08-14 03:46:40 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome, you genius of a comicartistΒ Β 

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Franciscathedragon [2012-06-03 04:34:48 +0000 UTC]

too HILARIOUS! what if that were a fact? cannibalism only happens to people that look like food

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The-Bloody-Bishop [2011-05-25 01:52:36 +0000 UTC]

Oh, that's sick! ... I love it!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to The-Bloody-Bishop [2011-05-25 01:56:59 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

---AK

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The-Bloody-Bishop In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2011-05-25 15:27:12 +0000 UTC]

Certainly, AK, aka, Sir Grumpy Avatar.

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xundeadangelx [2008-03-14 23:43:34 +0000 UTC]

You know something's wrong when Chauncy is staring at your head. Regardless of what vegetable it's shape is similar to.

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Chibi-Cat [2007-09-18 01:09:31 +0000 UTC]

XD
lmao!!
I'm loving your vampire comics!
I'll have to favorite "Vampiric Minority" too , so I can have the links to all of them.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Chibi-Cat [2007-09-18 01:11:52 +0000 UTC]

I've just drawn half a dozen or so Vampiric Minority comics, so expect more as the weeks go on.

---AK

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Chibi-Cat In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2007-09-20 01:14:46 +0000 UTC]

kewl!

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Anonymous543 [2007-08-17 07:04:15 +0000 UTC]

Ahhh potatoes... yummy

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rumiko-skiler [2007-01-09 17:09:19 +0000 UTC]

lol, I see from where it came from

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SungSung [2006-04-10 16:51:06 +0000 UTC]

When I seen his head I thought, Jelly Bean. But, it was one of those nasty brown kind. I like the pink ones at easter.

This one amazes me, how you had to draw him the exact same in every panel. He changes, sure, but just to keep up the consistence with a traditional media is amazing. Cool stuff

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to SungSung [2006-04-10 18:44:30 +0000 UTC]

One of the reasons I stopped doing Vampiric Minority in a traditional strip format was having to draw the same thing from panel to panel. It's really obnoxious.

---AK

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SungSung In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2006-04-12 16:16:04 +0000 UTC]

Single panels are awesome. But harder, for me, to get the punch line across without the steady build up. But, a good portion of the time the single panel are so much more funny.

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butterflybutcher [2006-04-06 16:20:32 +0000 UTC]

awwww. poor oscar! lol.
everyone wants to eat his head....

*looks at it*
well...it does look very potatoe-like... could be tasty ...with cheese...
*cant stop staring* deep fried... baked... cut up cold in a salad....
o_o

NOO!!! must...not...look >_<

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to butterflybutcher [2006-04-06 18:59:05 +0000 UTC]

The possibilities are endless!

---AK

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butterflybutcher In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2006-04-06 19:01:44 +0000 UTC]

and tasty O_O mmmmmmm

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stew1416 [2006-01-09 16:15:20 +0000 UTC]

yesss!!! that's awsome

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STAREYe [2004-09-16 23:07:40 +0000 UTC]

I hope my head doesn't look like food and the people staring are just because I'm good looking or something.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to STAREYe [2004-09-17 02:25:55 +0000 UTC]

All good looking people look like food. It's their secret. Brad Pitt, for example, looks like a glazed ham, which is why the ladies find him irresistable.

---AK

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xxhauntedxx In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-09-18 14:46:51 +0000 UTC]

I'm pretty sure my head isn't shaped like food. Well, at least I hope not. But what if people saw chicken legs instead of my legs!?!? _O:

Just say no to cannibalism.

I don't think you realized how many times I've tried to comment. My submit button is invisible! So I resorted to replying to a comment.

Brad Pitt is definitely glazed ham.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to xxhauntedxx [2004-09-19 05:51:31 +0000 UTC]

See? I knew the bastard was a ham!

---AK

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xxhauntedxx In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-09-19 14:41:05 +0000 UTC]

But he's such a pretty ham.

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STAREYe In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-09-17 14:00:53 +0000 UTC]

Wow, that needs to be a somewhat interesting fact. I must look like a stick of celery or something.

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claremanson [2004-09-16 06:28:47 +0000 UTC]

hehehe love these little cartoons

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to claremanson [2004-09-16 06:45:20 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

---AK

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RanzidBlud [2004-09-16 04:46:37 +0000 UTC]

hahah, that's great, heh his head is awsome, you shouldn't become too attatched to one's head, it may not seem to be that good as you really think heh

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to RanzidBlud [2004-09-16 18:29:58 +0000 UTC]

Can I be attached to my own head? Not that I have a choice. It's stuck to my neck.

---AK

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RanzidBlud In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-09-29 18:25:51 +0000 UTC]

it's stuff there unless you have a really nice chainsaw (sorry for the late reply)

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Akerin [2004-09-16 02:51:37 +0000 UTC]

Potatoes are sexy... XD
I love the 3rd panel

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Akerin [2004-09-16 03:20:49 +0000 UTC]

I like the third panel as well.

---AK

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blablaskunk [2004-09-16 01:32:36 +0000 UTC]

lol thats great! potatoe!!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to blablaskunk [2004-09-16 03:21:38 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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cherriegal [2004-09-15 23:55:50 +0000 UTC]

He's even brown like a potato! That's freaky! And yet, somewhat appetizing... > _>

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to cherriegal [2004-09-16 03:18:42 +0000 UTC]

Well, part of the reason Oscar is brown has nothing to do with his potato-like head. Since all the Vampires are terribly pale, I wanted him to have a tan.

And quit eyeing him as a potential meal!

---AK

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FarDareisMai [2004-09-15 23:21:35 +0000 UTC]

Poor Oscar... but then again, yum!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to FarDareisMai [2004-09-16 03:16:51 +0000 UTC]

Yum indeed. Dig in!

---AK

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ivanovic [2004-09-15 22:26:24 +0000 UTC]

Surgeon General's Warning: Having a head like a potato can be hazardous to your health. O_O

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ivanovic [2004-09-15 22:33:30 +0000 UTC]

Mr. Potato Head knew it. I mean, he was in such bad shape his limbs and face started falling off at random.

---AK

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ivanovic In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-09-15 22:38:19 +0000 UTC]

Poor bastard. Those fucks at Kenner should be prosecuted for evil science or something.

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pazzesco [2004-09-15 21:04:24 +0000 UTC]

little potato head...
little potato feet..
little marshmallow hands..
he looks delicious to me too!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to pazzesco [2004-09-15 21:36:27 +0000 UTC]

Well, delicious as he may be, please don't eat him. I need him for future comics.

---AK

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pazzesco In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-09-15 21:38:09 +0000 UTC]

aww mee-yan!
*sigh*

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MajinTrunkz [2004-09-15 20:55:22 +0000 UTC]

These vampire comics are great. You'd probably do really well if you made a website for them, and have it as a regularly updating webcomic. Especially because your art is all hand-drawn, which is totally different from pretty much any webcomic (except a few). But if you don't do that, I'd definitely still be happy with just checking out your DA page.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to MajinTrunkz [2004-09-15 21:34:54 +0000 UTC]

Well, the plan so far is to make a website eventually. I don't know when I'll get to it, but that's the plan.

---AK

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MajinTrunkz In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-09-15 21:52:39 +0000 UTC]

That would be awesome. I'd definitely be checking it for updates every day.

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Zazar [2004-09-15 20:00:48 +0000 UTC]

Awesome new stuff. I've been waiting for the vamps to show up again. But your other stuff is awesome too.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Zazar [2004-09-15 21:33:16 +0000 UTC]

I'm just glad I finally got my act together and started drawing them again. I've already finished a whole bunch of them. "Crapload" is the proper term.

---AK

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hawaiian [2004-09-15 19:29:42 +0000 UTC]

But, unlike himself, potatoes have eyes..

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