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AK-Is-Harmless — Vampiric Minority 25

Published: 2004-12-21 16:30:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 5641; Favourites: 54; Downloads: 741
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Description Nothing says "I don't love you anymore" like a fist-sized wad of bleeding innards.

Drown your troubles in soy sauce.

To see all the Vampiric Minority comics, go here: [link]

---AK
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MonkeysUndles [2009-01-24 17:45:13 +0000 UTC]

*laugh*
Oh wow!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to MonkeysUndles [2009-01-25 01:37:22 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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xundeadangelx [2008-03-14 23:58:38 +0000 UTC]

I would eat it plain. Soy sauce kills the concept.

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Anonymous543 [2007-08-17 06:18:51 +0000 UTC]

Because plain innerds just aren't as tasty.

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andrei-gl [2007-02-01 08:12:26 +0000 UTC]

aaa

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andrei-gl [2007-01-31 09:05:46 +0000 UTC]

is it me or Oscar should have had a tan. he's as white as the vampires are

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to andrei-gl [2007-01-31 18:06:26 +0000 UTC]

It's harder to tell in this one because Shel is also tan. If one of the Vampires were around you'd be able to tell the difference more clearly.

---AK

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stew1416 [2006-01-09 20:03:08 +0000 UTC]

so... is she still alive then?

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Zyphyer [2005-03-23 14:37:16 +0000 UTC]

yum.

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pink-opal [2004-12-27 18:30:50 +0000 UTC]

lol!!! hiya its moi ~punkloser sorry i havent got around to re-watching you sooner.

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wardrich [2004-12-27 04:35:15 +0000 UTC]

haha, I could see that comming... well, the part about him ripping out her heart. gotta love the Vampiric Minority strips.

-Richard-

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bkt666 [2004-12-23 20:07:22 +0000 UTC]

hurray for the soy sauce

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ivanovic [2004-12-23 08:18:01 +0000 UTC]

He must have been sniffing hard to need exclamation marks on his onomatopoeia!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ivanovic [2004-12-23 17:03:28 +0000 UTC]

Darn right!

---AK

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kitschfactor [2004-12-22 22:58:32 +0000 UTC]

I think he could put a little rosemary on that as well, maybe put it in one of those Showtime Rotisseries.

edit: I can't type in proper English today.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to kitschfactor [2004-12-23 03:32:04 +0000 UTC]

Mmm... rotisseries...

---AK

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kitschfactor [2004-12-22 22:56:51 +0000 UTC]

I think he could put a little rosemary on that as well, maybe put in one of those Showtime Rotisseries.

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EmpiricistInsomniac [2004-12-22 22:24:25 +0000 UTC]

The girl has class.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to EmpiricistInsomniac [2004-12-23 03:32:26 +0000 UTC]

I think it's more melodrama than anything else.

---AK

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STAREYe [2004-12-22 22:09:59 +0000 UTC]

I find it intriguing that Oscar suddenly developed a nostral to smell the soy sause with.

Awesome though, is that a redone old one?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to STAREYe [2004-12-22 23:23:37 +0000 UTC]

Yup. It's a redrawn one.

And, like arms and hands, my characters also develop nostrils only when neccessary.

---AK

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LadyGoddessSephiroth [2004-12-22 19:30:01 +0000 UTC]

omg, that's twisted.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to LadyGoddessSephiroth [2004-12-22 23:17:24 +0000 UTC]

Of course it is.

---AK

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Evalyen [2004-12-22 17:15:35 +0000 UTC]

cool!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Evalyen [2004-12-22 23:16:40 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

---AK

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Evalyen In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-12-23 09:59:16 +0000 UTC]

welcome

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MaverickData [2004-12-22 00:04:15 +0000 UTC]

His girlfriend works at Mr. Wonton?...

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to MaverickData [2004-12-22 01:23:18 +0000 UTC]

There's such a thing as Mr. Wonton?

---AK

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MaverickData In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-12-22 18:09:33 +0000 UTC]

Ya sir'

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AnneClayr [2004-12-21 23:59:01 +0000 UTC]

ahahahahahahahahahaha! *hugs AK* this is so awesome! happy holidays btw!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to AnneClayr [2004-12-22 01:22:51 +0000 UTC]

Yes, happy holidays!

However, how the hell were you reminded of the holidays after reading this comic?

---AK

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AnneClayr In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-12-22 13:30:21 +0000 UTC]

............. i have my ways o.0

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RaymieEl [2004-12-21 23:23:47 +0000 UTC]

Q: What'd the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?


A: Wiped his ass!

ba-dum tsh!

(Sorry for the mild profanity, there...)

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to RaymieEl [2004-12-22 01:21:14 +0000 UTC]

Bwahahahaha! Holy shit that was funny!

Sorry about the not-so-mild profanity.

God I'm stupid!

---AK

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pazzesco [2004-12-21 22:31:22 +0000 UTC]

i think soy on internal organs kinda kills the flavor. i prefer some seasoned salt on my inards.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to pazzesco [2004-12-21 22:34:13 +0000 UTC]

Everyone has their preference, I guess.

---AK

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pazzesco In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-12-21 22:37:27 +0000 UTC]

nah, i'm just picky when it comes to cannibalism.

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Airguitaringpenguin [2004-12-21 20:48:27 +0000 UTC]

mm, soy sauce, brings kick to any sort of raw fleshyness

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Airguitaringpenguin [2004-12-21 21:03:03 +0000 UTC]

Indeed it does.

---AK

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GoatofWisdom [2004-12-21 19:31:30 +0000 UTC]

Mmmm... sounds tasty!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to GoatofWisdom [2004-12-21 20:30:29 +0000 UTC]

Very much so, or so I've been told.

---AK

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GoatofWisdom In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-12-21 22:20:51 +0000 UTC]

It must be quite a delicacy.

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Akerin [2004-12-21 18:46:16 +0000 UTC]

Soy sauce is my god. 8D (when it's on rice, anyways)

Another awesome comic.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Akerin [2004-12-21 20:28:29 +0000 UTC]

I think it's weird for anyone to worship soy sauce. Not to be anti-soymetic or anything.

---AK

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drakered [2004-12-21 17:51:27 +0000 UTC]

I usually eat others pain and suffering with a twist of lime. I'll have to try soy souce.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to drakered [2004-12-21 20:27:18 +0000 UTC]

Twist of lime, eh? Interesting...

---AK

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cinfuldragon [2004-12-21 16:42:49 +0000 UTC]

Yummay!

Shel is so awesome. *gives him her heart, seasoned with basil and mint*

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to cinfuldragon [2004-12-21 16:44:45 +0000 UTC]

Does basil and mint produce a delicious flavor for heartflesh?

---AK

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cinfuldragon In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-12-21 16:48:49 +0000 UTC]

Yep. I watch food network.

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Aglandiir [2004-12-21 16:32:00 +0000 UTC]

Yum, soy.

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